Interesting wedding host's speech

Traditional Chinese weddings are also called weddings. I collected funny wedding host words, don't miss it!

Funny wedding host (1) 1, opening:

The drawing room was decorated with colorful flowers and had a good time. Today, I hosted a banquet and invited friends and relatives to congratulate and praise the couple! Dear guests, friends and relatives, hello! First of all, entrusted by the X and X governments, I would like to express my heartfelt thanks to all the guests for coming to the wedding site and bringing them blessings and love to the two couples! At today's wedding reception, Miss XX, the daughter of X Mansion, married XXXX, the son of X Mansion. It can be said that a talented woman is a match made in heaven; At this time, it was a beautiful time, and X House got married. It can be said that the door is right, showing the family style! First of all, I would like to respectfully invite the four halls of X family and X family to sit in the wedding hall! I would like to take this opportunity to introduce the four halls and the important guests attending this wedding: in short, the above is today's wedding hall: Yan Er is newly married, welcome friends and relatives to get together; Invite your guests to get married! Because of time, I won't introduce them one by one. Here, on behalf of the new government and the governments of Liu and Zhao, I would like to express my heartfelt thanks to all of you for coming!

2. Admission:

When the bride marries at the Liu gate, the groom wants three arrows: bow and arrow! One arrow is accurate, two arrows are steady, and three are sure that Gan Kun is practicing!

All right! The deacon is in place, and the porter waits for the gong to ring again, praying for good luck and peace forever; Drums sound twice, and heaven and earth bless new people; Three times, gongs and drums are auspicious, lanterns are decorated, and the rising sun shines high. Please welcome the bride and groom into the drawing room!

(Take the brazier) Take the brazier for luck. Good days are booming! Please welcome the bride to take the brazier!

(Crossing Saddle) Crossing Saddle on the road to happiness will be passed down from generation to generation! Please welcome the bride into the saddle!

3. Marriage:

Guan Guan Luo Qiu, in Hezhou, is a gentle and graceful lady and a gentleman. The witness will kick off today's wedding-please invite witness xxx to marry the couple!

4. Flower worship hall:

The sky is high and the clouds are light, and the sea is vast. It is an act of god and a godsend for the newlyweds to get married. So please ask the bride and groom to face the world first.

Thank heaven and earth for their marriage; Kneel down-:Thank God for the good fortune, a kowtow!

May the earth last forever, and then bow down! Looking forward to happiness and well-being, three kowtows! Get up!

(2) worship gaotang)

The family is prosperous, the children are prosperous, and they come back to feed their knees and respect their parents. The second is to worship Gao Tang and raise children. Kneel down!

Thank your parents for raising you, kowtow! Honor your parents, support your life, and then pay homage!

Bless your parents' health and kowtow three times! Get up!

(Husband and wife worship)

It takes a hundred years to cross the boat and a thousand years to sleep on the pillow. The bride and groom face each other, and the husband and wife worship flowers in front of the hall: kneel!

Gan Kun bowed to the Thai harp and sang a song; Yuanyang has many wings, and the husband and wife are concentric and prostrate;

Husband sings, wife kowtows, son arrives early-! Get up!

5. Uncover the hijab:

According to the star of the pole, the pole is bright, and it is auspicious to stretch it! Please welcome the groom to use this star to pick out the lucky stars of the two families! Pick out the bright future of loving couples! Choose from the left and be satisfied; Pick the right one and show your dignity; Pick one in the middle, pick a hibiscus and make a pair.

6. Wedding:

There are many songs and laughter, so please welcome the couple's wedding is auspicious:

7, tea changes:

The bride and groom tied the knot, and the two became Qin Jin's friendship. According to the traditional custom, newlyweds should offer tea to their in-laws and parents in public: ask the bride to offer tea to her in-laws; Give tea to your father-in-law and mother-in-law to make the groom change his mind; From today, Liu and Zhao are Qin Jin's best friends. Please hold hands with your parents-in-law. Let's wish the birth of this happy family!

8. Information from both parents:

Parents' orders, matchmaker's words, children's marriage events, parents' decisions, please ask both fathers to speak for their children's marriage. Please send your parents back to the guest seat.

9. Light a candle and make a wish:

Mandarin ducks play with water and seek phoenix. Enen loves each other in the bridal chamber, and friends and relatives bless each other, continue the incense and light candles.

Wedding night, end this life! Please ask the bride and groom to make a best wish in the face of the candle lit by themselves: (wait a moment) Let all our guests sincerely wish them all their wishes come true! Live safely!

10, token exchange:

A happy marriage has two true feelings, and a special token is a lifelong companion: please invite the newlyweds to show us the wedding tokens prepared by each other.

What did we see the groom give the bride? What did the bride give the groom? (Interview Ethics). There is a saying: send affection to things, hold things with expressions, and both affection and wish are contained in them. Please exchange wedding tokens.

(Bride and groom exchange tokens)

1 1, combined wine:

This is really: everyone is satisfied with the newlyweds, and the wedding ceremony is always satisfactory.

At this happy moment, the bride and groom will drink the wedding banquet and share joys and sorrows with * * * until they grow old together. Please quanfu pour wine for the bride and groom. Zuo Hezhen: Happy life is all flowers! Correct marriage: yes, yes, love to see the truth-!

Exchange tools, * * * touch tools, good marriage!

12, gift:

The ceremony of tying hair has been a very important ceremony for a long time; Once the couple get married, they will be together for life. Once married, a couple will never look back. Ask all the people in Foer to tie their hair.

(when a new couple has a knot), it is a lifetime, and the heart holds people together; Marriage is a lifetime, respect each other as guests until the end of life!

(Newcomer arranges her hair) Come on! Please connect your blood and treasure your mutual trust in this brocade box.

13, compensation for three products:

Prosperous family business and a full house of children and grandchildren have always been people's beautiful expectations. Next, we invite the bride and groom to eat jiaozi, son and daughter. We look forward to eating them for thousands of generations. Good luck! Grandson jiaozi!

Longevity noodles are everlasting, healthy and longevity, which is the expectation of new people for their future life. Next, we invite new people to enjoy longevity noodles: enjoy noodles, eat noodles, the bride and groom fall in love, you bite me and enjoy family happiness. (Newcomers eat longevity noodles)

Happy Birthday to Fulu Cake Happy Birthday to Fulu, good luck and good luck, which is the blessing brought by all the guests to the couple. Please invite the couple to taste Fulu's Happy Birthday Cake and realize all their wishes.

14, the host announced the ceremony:

In the witness of many guests and friends, XXXXXXXX got married and tied the knot. I wish the couple a long life and love for a hundred years: at this point, I declare the wedding ceremony of the groom XXX and the bride XX here! I wish all friends and relatives good luck, longevity and health!

Required background and props: red shaman, dragon and phoenix happy account, heaven and earth table, desk and chair cover, brazier, saddle, bow and arrow, heaven and earth shrine, candlestick, wax-loving, weighing beam, incense burner, cross red, hijab, ladle and scissors.

Funny wedding host (2) 1. prologue

Huatang is resplendent and magnificent, and its beautiful moments are full of songs. Today, I propose a toast to invite relatives and friends. We love Yaner's marriage.

Distinguished guests, friends and elders, please be polite!

First of all, I would like to welcome you to attend the wedding banquet of Mr. Wang and Ms. Wang on this happy and beautiful day. At this moment, xxx Hotel is full of laughter and decoration. All right! When the time comes, I respectfully ask the master of ceremonies to perform their duties, the deacons to perform their duties, the spectators to entertain and watch, and the musicians to play auspicious music!

Please see that the sedan chair is now in front of the wedding hall: I respectfully invite the bride to get off the sedan chair-(supervise and dispatch the bride and groom to walk from the waiting area to the flower gate and take their seats. The groom holds one end of HongLing in his hand and gives the other end to the bride. The bride wears a red veil, and pay attention to putting the gold decoration in the center on it. The bride holds red silk in her right hand and an apple in her left.

Second, admission

HongLing (music: gongs and drums step by step)

A HongLing, two people holding hydrangeas, give birth to an old man once every three years, hand in hand to the old man-the new man is coming!

Third, take the brazier.

(There is a symbolic brazier in front of the stage) Yufeng lifts her feet to make a pot of fire, and the devils hide on both sides. Happiness falls from the sky, and good days are booming! Take the brazier-)

4. Newcomers come on stage, shoot guns and have fun (music: yangko)

Men left and women right, the west god arrived, and the new man was in place.

My friends, the sky is round and the sea is boundless. Indus phoenix, children are affectionate!

We are destined to join hands. Thank you for the perfection of heaven and earth. I would like to invite Mr. Shi's descendants and the newly-married couple, Miss Fu, to pay homage with sincerity, face the double happiness of dragons and phoenixes, pay homage to heaven and earth and thank them for their marriage!

The newcomer knelt down and begged,

A kowtow: the poem is inspired by Hongyetian, getting married;

Please kowtow again: Lantian planting jade as a medium, thanking the land for making beauty;

Please welcome three kowtows, Haimen Xie Tiandi to get married!

(One worships the God-given marriage and decides this life; Second, worship the earth and create beauty, and husband and wife match; Please applaud after the ceremony of heaven and earth!

Second, worship Gaotang's parents.

A kowtow: thank your parents for their parenting;

Please kowtow again: filial piety is the duty;

Please kowtow three times: hug your fat grandson as soon as possible-; Newcomers get up

5. Husband and wife respect each other (music: birds fly at the phoenix)

Please stand face to face two steps apart.

At the same time, it is a beautiful day. Husband and wife greet each other, and the new couple kneel down. (The new couple should pay attention to laying the yellow carpet in advance), and the old couple will always love each other.

Please have worship; Adding luster to Qi Fei's career,

Please welcome two admirers; Have a baby early, be happy and healthy,

Please welcome Sanbai. Rookie, get up! A good marriage must be predestined, a natural gift, and a pair of lovers shall have Jill!

Six, take off the hijab (three picks) (music: Happy New Year)

Golden beam, the beam is lucky (the supervisor noticed it and handed it to the host at once). Use this beam of light to pick out the bright star of the flower room and your own star of happiness! Choose luck and wealth on the left, contentment on the right, and happiness forever in the middle!

7. Wedding (Music: Endless Life)

There is a gourd in the middle, and two people are holding a red line. Once they drink together, they will be together forever. (Attention, supervisor, when you hear this sentence, you immediately put the wine on the tray). The couple joined hands and happiness began. Let's raise our glasses together and keep our true feelings in our hearts. Cheers, please * * * I wish the couple a strong affection, blood harmony and live far apart.

(Music: Happy Birthday) Good friends, Mr. Wang and Ms. Wang have a traditional wedding. Finally, I hope everyone will give me another round of applause and wish them love each other forever until they die.

Funny wedding host (3) Dear friends, friends and guests:

This is the wedding scene of Mr. () and Ms. (). First of all, let's extend our best wishes to them and applaud them.

Today, () House is really like this: the wedding is weddings, with splendor. On the auspicious day of the sixth day of August, a happy marriage was achieved today.

In Beijing, say Beijing is in the countryside, say the countryside. Although we are in the countryside, times are different, so we will make new things. So today's ceremony can be said to be a combination of Chinese and foreign, local and foreign, traditional and modern. This is also a three-in-one combination

Water is predestined friends, and trees have roots. When you get married, don't forget the kindness of your parents. First, let's get to know two halls. Everyone knows that this is a man, that is, a father-in-law. Congratulations on your promotion from father-level cadre to father-in-law. Starting today, you will be the father-in-law. The beautiful lady next to her is today's mother-in-law. Her daughter-in-law has been a grandmother for many years, and she also sends you a word. With the daughter-in-law, the grandson is not far away. Next, let () father-in-law talk to his wife.

Today, heaven and earth testify, and many relatives and friends testify. In the future, the old couple will have a daughter-in-law, and the bride will have a father and a mother. Come up to the bride and shout loudly.

(asking my father-in-law) Is it sweet? Sweet cry. Take the money.

(Ask mother-in-law) Will you shout? Well played. Come on, get the money.

It's really a word of gold. Call a red envelope, and you can shout and play every day in the future. This actually means a kind of responsibility. Starting today, we are a family. Respecting the old and loving the young, and honoring parents also means that a new life is about to begin. I wish your family a happy life and a happy family.

When the bride and groom get married, don't forget your matchmaker. Let's invite matchmaker to debut. Come and give the matchmaker a deep bow. What about you? You have done great things again. Today, please say something about the wedding. ..... Well, the matchmaker just said this, and they have already got the marriage certificate. Now they say that they are driving with a license, so they should pay attention to family planning in the future.

Today, we will let many relatives and friends witness your love, go hand in hand, call each other's names with eyes in the eye, and say "I love you, love you all my life, just say that you are the treasure in my heart, when we grow old together". It was really touching. I hope all lovers in the world are good, and I hope we can all cherish this hard-won love. We wish you all the best.

Ok, next I want to use a limerick as my host, which is also a wish of all our relatives and friends. Peach blossoms will still be red in recent years. Everyone here has been upgraded, and there was a cry in the room.

The bride and groom enter the bridal chamber.

Funny wedding host (4) Today is January * * * in AD, the first day of the lunar calendar. Today, the banquet hall on the 6th floor of the prestigious Tianjin Pengtiange Restaurant is beaming and resplendent, waiting for the arrival of a couple. Thanks to the kindness of the Cao Shi family and the Xing family, I feel extremely honored to be here to officiate at the wedding ceremony for a couple. I hope everyone will give a couple and the host a lot of applause at the ceremony. Thank you! (Loud music)

Here, on behalf of a couple and their parents, I would also like to extend my warm welcome and heartfelt thanks to all the guests! I wish all the distinguished guests and friends, in their future work and life, prosperous business, rich financial resources, all the best, and all the best. Thank you (loud music)

Now, I declare that the wedding of Mr. Cao and Miss Xing begins now. The distinguished guests had a big fight and everyone got up. This is exactly "before the newcomers arrive at the hall, the subject and the object stand on both sides, and the talented people and beautiful women are ringing all over the sky." Please welcome the new couple to the drawing room! (Loud music)

"With the fire in the sky, it will burn into a pot of fire, and the newcomers will get angry, and the days will be prosperous!" (Loud music)

"A piece of sandalwood is carved into a jade saddle, and the newcomer walks over to ensure peace step by step." (Loud music)

"One scatters gold, the other scatters silver, and the third scatters the newcomer to turn around on the stage". (Loud music)

Please welcome the groom to the stage of his wedding celebration:

An arrow hits the sky, a godsend, a newly married couple!

Two arrows shoot at the ground, and the ground matches a pair. Newcomers have a hundred years.

Three arrows will kill Kun, shoot the sky first, then shoot the ground, and it will last forever. (Loud music)

A couple of new people came to the drawing room with everyone's applause. Please be seated.

Dear guests and friends, according to the rules of our ancestors, the bride's veil will not be lifted until the groom arrives at the bridal chamber. However, with so many guests, so many friends and so many guests here today, do you want to see the beauty of the bride earlier? (thinking). That's good! Today, let's "keep pace with the times" and let the groom unveil the hijab here in advance, shall we? Ok, then ask with a scale? ) Do you know what this is? (Weighing rod) Yes, this is the weighing rod. What's on it? This scale is also called "happy pole". Let the groom lift the bride's veil with this "happy pole" and the groom will be "satisfied"! (Loud music)

This is exactly "hibiscus gives green water, and newcomers show flowers." Let's applaud and bless! (Loud music)

Introduce new people

My friends, please allow me to introduce the following two new people to you: this handsome, intelligent, capable and proud gentleman is Mr. groome; Let's cheer for you. (Xiang Le) The bride is a lady standing beside the groom with a sweet face and a generous beauty. Give them a round of applause! (Loud music)

Three worships and nine knocks

Let the couple give a big gift, three respects and nine knocks.

(of bride and groom) do/make/pay ceremonial obeisances (to Heaven and Earth

Worship the sky, the earth, the sun, the moon and the stars. Please turn around, get dressed and bow. Goodbye.

Good weather, a bow,

When the grain is abundant, bow again,

Prosperous family business, (big vocal music) three bows, get up.

Farewell to Gao Tang, ancestor.

Parents of both parties are invited to take their seats on the stage, followed by parents of the woman and the man.

Get dressed. Goodbye. (Loud music)

I wish my parents much happiness and longevity, and I bow.

May Gao Tang be happy and healthy, and then bow.

May parents live longer than Nanshan and bow three times. Please stand up again. (Loud music)

Here, on behalf of a couple of new people, I wish the old people on both sides "happiness is like flowing water in the East China Sea;" Longevity is better than longevity. May you enjoy the happiness of it runs in the family at this time next year.

Couples worship each other.

Ask the couple to face the north and stand opposite each other-dress each other-bow down-worship (loud music)

Husband and wife love each other and bow.

Peace for a hundred years, and then bow.

Give birth to your son early and bow three times. Please stand up again. (Loud music)

Change your mouth to tea and send a red envelope.

Parents of both sides shook hands and took a group photo. "The cowherd in the sky will weave a girl, and the talented people on the ground will pair up. Now the two families are married in Qin Jin, and they are prosperous. " (Loud music)

We can't wait to hear the click of our feet.

Take four kinds of happy fruits (jujube, chestnut, peanut and walnut) prepared on the table and ask the groom what they mean.

Walnut-grow old together

Peanuts-flowers are born together.

Jujube and chestnut-your son's early birth

Eat descendants jiaozi.

Jiaozi has seven descendants, five men and two women. The bride took a bite of jiaozi and asked her if she was born.

Thank the guests

Leading horses, sedan chairs, beating gongs and drums, and shooting guns;

Those who receive guests, whistle, and cannot be greeted;

Comb your hair, help your daughter, be friends and relatives;

Visitors, gifts and congratulations from all directions;

Burning fire, cooking, carrying water, cutting vegetables and fishing noodles;

Sweep the floor, see the hospital, serve tea and wipe the case;

Others stood at the door; Peep at the windowsill;

Let's pay tribute to the bride and groom.