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On this day, the man was idle and added 12 as a QQ friend. The result was sent to Qingshan. Although he refused to report it, the situation at that time was like this.

Aries (living on one's laurels and irritating)

M: How are you?

Aries: What is this? I'm still sitting here on Q! ! !

Man: Oh, I'm just saying hello.

Aries: Who is it? Your girlfriend?

M: No.

Aries: Who is that?

Man: I don't know. What's your name?

Aries: I didn't play.

Man: I mean what's your name?

Aries: I didn't scream

Man: Khan ~ ~ What's your name?

Aries: My name is my name.

That man: I'm dizzy ~ I'm not stiff with you

When will it melt?

M: I mean I won't tell you.

Aries: Oh.

Taurus (the color of money)

Man: Aren't you tired after the day?

Taurus: Not tired.

That man: Aren't you afraid of wasting money at home?

Taurus: What are you afraid of?

That man: Ask for money online.

Taurus: What can I do?

That man:?

Taurus: Do you think there is a way to ask for money online?

M: No, I mean, I have to pay for surfing the Internet.

Taurus: cut

M: Is there any way to avoid paying?

Taurus: Yes.

M: In what way?

Taurus: illegal ..

go out ...

Gemini (player, puzzling)

M: How are you?

Gemini: Of course.

Man: What's your name?

Gemini: Xia Ziwei

Man: Princess Zhu Huan, what's her real name?

Gemini: Only Xia Ziwei.

That man: Khan ~ ~ I'm still Erkang.

Gemini: Then we are lovers.

Man: Oh, forget it. Where are you?

Gemini: In the atmosphere.

M: Can you be more specific?

Gemini: One of the 0.842 oxygen atoms in the atmosphere.

Man: Where do I live?

Gemini: Living at home.

Man: Where is your home?

Gemini: One of the 0.842 oxygen atoms in the atmosphere.

Man: I asked where in this city?

Gemini: East.

Man: How to get there?

Gemini: Walk with your feet.

That man: Forget it, talk to you later.

Gemini: Goodbye!

Cancer (a loving child)

Man: Who are you?

Cancer: I'm not who.

Man: Why do you have my QQ?

Cancer: I don't have your QQ

Man: I asked you how to get home.

Cancer: Don't even go back to your own home? incurable

That man: I mean, why did you add me as a QQ friend?

Cancer: You are strangers, not good friends.

Man: Do I know you?

Cancer: How do I know?

Man: You know my mother.

Cancer: I only know my mother.

M: Huh?

Leo (first scare you to death, then scold you to death)

M: Are you free?

Lion: I'm busy! Many people are asking me out! Wow, someone wants to x me! Haha)

That man: Then you are still busy on Q, let's go!

Lion: Why do you care so much?

Man: No, I'm reminding you.

Lion: Ah, aren't you jealous?

Man: ... why should I be jealous?

Lion: Fuck! Nothing. Why do you ask?

That man: dizzy ~ you are so rude ~ ~

Lion: What did you say? Say it again!

M: I have no guts.

Lion: Shit, get out if you have no guts. ...

That man: ...

Virgo (super cautious)

M: How are you?

Virgo: don't be so hypocritical There is no such hypocritical greeting these days.

Man: I'm serious.

Virgo: I'm still cooking my heart.

That man: poisonous ~

Virgo: Look, look, the fox's tail is exposed, and it's about to curse!

Man: Ah .. I have no silt. ..

Virgo: You are not clogged. You are ashamed to death.

M: I mean, I have nothing to say, nothing to say.

Virgo: Aren't you talking about it?

Man: What's your name?

Virgo: pure woman

M: Huh? hips ...

Virgo: How dare you swear? ! !

Man: What's your name?

Virgo: pure woman

That man: Chinese name

Virgo: Why should I tell you what you want to do to me? Tell me quickly, and don't let me arrest you.

Man: I am a good man.

Virgo: Bad guys have labels. It's not surprising to see them. If you are smart enough, stay out of my way.

Man: Wow ... I'm innocent ...

Virgo: Bad guys cry innocently, so be careful to get caught.

That man: forget it, I won't be wronged to death by you. Bye.

Virgo: 888

Libra (dealing with things, being possessed)

M: How are you?

Libra: Not bad.

Man: Wow! Finally met a normal point! !

Libra: Am I abnormal?

M: No, it's normal! I like you very much!

Libra: rogue

Man: Wrong number, I like it very much!

Libra: Oh.

Man: What are you doing?

Libra: No, I'm on QQ. What about you?

That man: You can't read it, but you are on QQ.

Libra: Invisible.

Man: What's your name?

Libra: What's your name again?

Man: That man.

Libra: Oh, that's me.

M: Seriously, just make friends.

Scorpio (internet ghosts scare people to death) (in fact, the mountain rabbit is also a Scorpio, Khan).

M: How are you?

Scorpio: Hmm.

Man: What's your name?

Scorpio: I will take it.

Man: What, you haven't got a name yet?

Scorpio: Didn't I tell you? I'm taking it.

Man: Oh, what's that called?

Scorpio: Sadako

That man: Do you sweat?

Scorpio: I don't sweat when typing

M: I said typing.

Scorpio: Which word bothers you?

M: No.

Scorpio: Then why did you hit it?

M: I said enter your name in Chinese.

Scorpio: Sadako

Khan .. You're watching the midnight demon, right?

Scorpio: You can't see yourself unless you have a mirror.

Khan ... What's your name?

Scorpio: Sadako

Man: Didn't you say you wanted to take it?

Scorpio: Just finished, Sadako.

Man: Ah, Miss Sadako, how old are you?

Scorpio: What do you mean?

Man: I don't understand. I asked how old you are.

Scorpio: No one has ever said this to me before I died. ...

Man: ... sorry to bother you. ...

Sagittarius (super forgetful)

M: How are you?

Sagittarius: Good!

Man: What are you doing?

Sagittarius: Chatting with you!

Man: You're cute.

Sagittarius: I think so too.

Man: What's your name?

Sagittarius: Sagittarius! !

That man: Khan ... so honest ...

Sagittarius: Thank you!

M: How about making friends?

Sagittarius: Good!

That man: I'm so touched! ~ You are a normal person!

Sagittarius: I'm touched, too! I can't believe I can chat with Qingshan patients!

That man: ...

Sagittarius: Wait, I'll get the door.

M: OK.

Man: Are you ready? Ha ha.

Sagittarius: Who are you?

That man: ...

Capricorn (confused, confused)

Man: Are you an oyster?

Capricorn:?

M: How are you?

Capricorn: I think so.

Man: What's your name?

Capricorn: goat

Man: ...

Capricorn: What? Do not understand; don't understand; ignorant of

Man: No, I don't know what to say.

Capricorn: Hehe, I have this habit, too.

Man: What?

Capricorn: Check the ellipsis.

That man: It fits.

Capricorn: During work, avoid talking about topics other than work! !

M: Work?

Capricorn: I went to work in Q, and my boss asked me to sell advertisements in Q.

M: I don't want to buy advertisements. I want to be friends with you.

Capricorn: No way ~

Man: Don't be so rude.

Capricorn: ...

Man: What? Do not understand; don't understand; ignorant of

Capricorn: no, I don't know what to say

Man: ...

Capricorn: What, I don't understand.

Man: No, I don't know what to say.

（.....)

Aquarius (liar)

M: How are you?

Aquarius: Of course.

Man: What's your name?

Aquarius: I don't know.

That man: dizzy ~ I don't know my name.

Aquarius: Is it strange?

M: Yes.

Aquarius: That's good. I like to be weird.

Man: Give me your phone number.

Aquarius: You need to buy it by phone. My family still needs it.

Man: I mean, give me your phone number.

Aquarius: The mobile phone is inlaid and can't be taken off.

M: What's your phone number?

Water bottle: 8 digits, 1 # key, 1 # key.

Man: Numbers.

Aquarius: There are countless numbers in the world. Which one do you want?

Man: I'm talking about the phone number.

Aquarius: What does he do?

Man: Make a phone call.

Aquarius: Did you call? I thought it was made by the factory.

M: Say your phone number.

Aquarius: Haven't we been talking on the phone?

Man: You didn't say that.

Aquarius: How long have I said?

Man: I am dizzy!

Pisces (kind and helpful)

M: I hope you can give me some comfort.

Pisces: I think so. Do you need any help?

That man: I'm chatting with the person in front of me 1 1, so angry.

Pisces: Poor thing, 55555 ~

Man: Well, it seems that you are a good man.

Pisces: Do you doubt that I am a bad person? 55555~~

Man: No, can you comfort me?

Pisces: don't cry ~

Man: I asked you to comfort me.

Pisces: Very comforting.

M: No.

Pisces: I told you not to cry. Isn't that comforting?

Man: Stop.

Pisces: cut watermelon

That man: ...

Since then, this man has gone completely crazy.