Wei Zi sent Lao Tie to write poems.

There is such a poem in ancient poetry. The first sentence is plain and even a little ridiculous, but then the author picks up the pen and makes a miraculous turn, which is amazing. Perhaps the most familiar poem of this kind is Zheng Banqiao's Ode to Snow.

Xue Yong

[Qing]? Zhenbanqiao

One, two, three or four, five, six, seven, eight and ninety.

Thousands of countless pieces, fly into the plum blossom and disappear.

This poem has a high rate of appearance in some costume dramas in the Qing Dynasty. Some TV dramas put this poem on Gan Long, some on Liu. In fact, the real author of this poem is Zheng Banqiao in the early Qing Dynasty. The first three sentences are unremarkable After reading them, you should not only ask, is this a poem? The last sentence came to a big turning point, "I can't see flying into plum blossoms", which is the finishing touch and a genius!

Friends who have seen the TV series Princess Zhu Huan may also be impressed by the following poem:

You also write poems for Lao Tie, and I also write poems for Lao Tie.

The bonus of Polygonum hydropiper in Jiangnan and Jiangbei is the blood in people's eyes.

This poem was written by Emperor Qianlong when he took Wei Ziyan to the south of the Yangtze River. He saw a group of Confucian scholars shaking their heads and writing poems to bid farewell to a friend named Lao Tie. The level of this poem is very poor. When Emperor Qianlong saw that my maid could write such a poem, he asked Wei Zi to write one on the spot. Wei Zi then shouted: You also write poems for Lao Tie, and I also write poems for Lao Tie. This group of Confucian scholars burst into laughter: can this level also be called poetry? What a pity! Even Emperor Qianlong frowned: What happened to this crape myrtle today? ? But then Wei Zi turned his pen and came up with two more sentences: the bonus of Polygonum hydropiper in Jiangnan and Jiangbei is blood in people's eyes. Everyone cheered at once, this is a great turning point!

In fact, this poem written by Wei Zi also has a source. It comes from Yu Yonglin's "North Window Lock" in Ming Dynasty; The original poem is as follows:

Write a poem for Lao Xue today and a poem for Lao Xue tomorrow.

Qiu Jiang has red flowers on both sides, which are blood in people's eyes.

Aunt Qiong precious jade simply changed a few words and put them on Wei Zi, which successfully realized the great reversal of the plot.

Su Shi has a painting called "Birds Return to the Nest". The only fly in the ointment is that there is only a painting, but there is no poem. A rich man in the Ming Dynasty was very dissatisfied when he got this painting, so he asked the great genius Lun to inscribe a poem on it. Lun Xuwen is also welcome. With a stroke of a pen, he wrote a sentence, "One gave birth to one, 345,678". As soon as the rich man saw it, his intestines turned green with regret. Unexpectedly, LUN Xuwen changed his pen and wrote two more sentences: "There are so few birds in the phoenix, so many stones on earth." God turn! The rich people laughed it off.

A picture of birds returning to their nests

Lun Xuwen [Ming]

Born one after another, three four five six seven eight.

Phoenix has so many birds that it pecks at thousands of stones in the world.

The great writer Su Sushi Dongpo also wrote a poem with a turning point. According to legend, while Su Shi was in Huangzhou, Li Qi was the most famous singer in Huangzhou. However, Su Shi's poems cover all aspects of Huangzhou, but Li Qi was not mentioned in the poems, so someone asked Su Shi to write a poem for Li Qi.