The funny script of Princess Pearl

Manager: Hey, buddy, say hello, buddy! Man A: Boss, I am the first.

Manager: How did you get in? Man A: I came in and smelled it.

Manager: What's that smell? Man A: I smell familiar.

Manager: Oh, so you fry stinky tofu. Man a: I massage my feet at the pedicure center.

Manager: Is this a smell? Boss.

Manager: What's your name? Man A: Heyuan.

Manager: What's your last name? Man A: Last name is Yi.

Manager: Summer Palace, I seem to have heard your name somewhere. Oh, man, you're still a celebrity.

Man A: Yes, boss, I dare not.

Manager: Actually, today's exam is very simple. Let's take one word. Man A: Oh, just one word!

Manager: Please look at the words on the back. Uh, did you see that? Man A: I see it.

Manager: Please answer my first question first. From the point of view of calligraphy, what is the style of this word?

Man A: You can see it's in bold. The boss can't have such a simple question. Hey hey. . . . . . Boss, what kind of figure do you like?

Manager: I like ... you don't care what I like! I'm asking you the word. What is he?

Man A: What's the name of the boss?

Manager: My surname is Liu. Man A: That's Liu Ti.

Manager: Then if my last name is Ma. Man A: Horse body.

Manager: My last name is Luo. Man A: Luo's body.

Manager: This guy is a bit of a comparison. I see. Please answer my second question. What's his word?

Man A: It's not a word. It depends on the boss. Boss, this is a knowing word.

Manager: How can he understand?

Man A: Look, that's a door. There is a dog in the door, a door is a door, a dog is a dog, and a door dog is a watchdog. Yo, boss, you want to find a housekeeper.

Manager: What did he say when you said this word? Man A: It says ````````` Look.

Manager: What, what, what? Hey, what did he say?

Man A: Oh, boss, he did.

Manager: Oh, I don't know. You're still an inventor.

Man A: If the boss dares to write, I dare to read. If the boss gives me a glass of water, I dare to generate electricity.

Manager: You call it "how bold people are and how productive the land is." Man A: I can walk as far as I want.

Manager: You can go far now. Man A: Hey, where's the boss?

Manager: OK, just go straight ahead. Don't look around. It's the terminal when you get home.

Man A: Boss, I have something to say.

Manager: Ah, go ahead. Oh, what a big bag. Man A: It's called giving a red envelope.

Manager: People like A are absolutely not allowed. Maybe they will use my money to speculate in stocks. The second one!

Woman B: Let's go. (Singing): There is a girl who is a little charming. She's still smart, smart. ...

Manager: What's this? Woman B: Boss, this is an echo.

Manager: Turn off the echo. What do you do? Woman B: Yes.

Manager: What's your name? Woman B: Zhu's surname is not expensive.

Manager: Huh? Woman B: Wrong. Your surname is Zhu, hehe.

Manager: What's your name? Woman B: Princess Pearl

Manager: Yo-ho, you have a compound surname! Height? Woman B: Confidentiality Manager: Weight? Woman B: Keep it a secret.

Manager: Age? Woman B: Keep it a secret.

Manager: Are you from the Secrecy Bureau? Woman b: hehe. .

Manager: Tell me how old are you? Woman B: My daughter is eighteen years old and hasn't talked about marriage yet.

Manager: Oh, I don't care if you get married or not. Tell me your education. Woman B: Ah!

Manager: Where do you study? Woman B: Oh, I'm a teacher.

Manager: What, what, from Jiaotong University? Oh, are you Shanghai Jiaotong University or Xi Jiaotong University?

Woman B: No, I was brought up by my grandmother.

Manager: It's also a private university. You came today?

Woman B: I heard that the boss is looking for a job, so I came to see the secretary and Guan Gong.

Manager: Guan Gong? Woman B: No, it's public relations. I fell down again.

Manager: I'm telling you, I'm not looking for a secretary or publicist here. I'm looking for a manager here.

Woman B: A secretary plus public relations is the manager.

Manager: What kind of manager is that? Woman B: Over time, I will take care of everything.

Manager: Do whatever you want. Woman B: I am diligent.

Manager: I said miss. Woman B: Then why don't you call me Gege?

Manager: Miss Gege Female B: What about Zhu Huan?

Manager: Oh, you really killed me. Let's get down to business, shall we? Woman B: Oh.

Manager: Answer me, from the point of view of calligraphy, what is the style of this word?

Woman B: Yo, I said boss, what does this word mean?

Manager: There are too many of them! Woman B: Then the word is multimedia.

Manager: How about multimedia?

Woman B: Oh, you see, I think about you every day.

Manager:? # ￥%, please answer me quickly what this word is. Woman B: Who wrote this word?

Manager: I wrote it, I wrote it. Woman B: You can't even recognize your own handwriting!

Manager: Me. . I tested you today. Woman B: Oh, then read Wang.

Manager: How do you read it, Wang?

Woman B: Look, there is a door inside. There is a dog in the door. He barked at people when he saw them. His voice is woof woof. ...

Manager: Don't cry. When you cry, my heart panics.

Woman B: If he really panics, there will be hope for my job.

Manager: You go, you go. Woman B: You won't hire me?

Manager: No!

Woman B: Forget it if you don't hire me. I've met thousands of bosses, but I've never met an idiot like you. I think you belong to cucumber.

Manager: What do you mean? Woman B: Not enough! He owes filming! ````````````` Not enough to shoot.

Man C: Yes, the red flag is flying in the wind. Hey, this is a victory. Hey, uncle workers carry hammers, farmers carry sickles, hey, take sickles.

Manager: What's this? Man A: Talent show.

Manager: Oh, what do you do? Man C: For the exam.

Manager: Oh, what's your name? Man C: The surname is Shi.

Manager: What's your name? Man c: people are honest because they are straightforward. What do you say when you meet something?

Manager: Oh, that's great! First of all, would you please look at the words at the back?

Man c: ouch! Point as horizontal, square as house. There are two dams on the door, and there are no pigs in them.

Manager:? # ￥, that's interesting. Man C: Thank you.

Manager: Please answer my question. What is this word from the perspective of calligraphy?

Man c: bold.

Manager: How did you get bold so quickly? Man c: I can tell at a glance.

Manager: Oh, really honest. Although people don't think he is fat, maybe he is the most promising.

Man C: Everyone knows such a simple question. What is written in black pen is bold, what is written in red pen is red, and what is written in colored pen is flower insertion.

Manager: To be honest, please answer my second question: What is this word?

Man C: Boss, this word has a door.

Manager: What's wrong with the door? Man C: It's a security door.

Manager: What do you care? Man C: There is a dog in the key.

Manager: What's wrong with the dog? Man C: Why do dogs need security doors?

Manager: What do you care? Answer me, what is this word?

Man C: Not a word.

Manager: How do you know it's not a word? Man c: I don't think so.

Manager: Oh, to tell you the truth, you are really honest. Ok, I'll get your watch right away.

Man C: As long as it's a word I don't know, it's not a word.

Manager: To tell the truth, this is really a rare talent. There is a well-written poem. I looked everywhere in iron shoes, but I couldn't find it. This man said he was coming.

Man C: Boss, I have two words. I don't know if I should say them properly.

Manager: Go ahead.

Man c: it's really a mountain and heavy water, and there's no way out.

Manager: To tell you the truth, you are the one I am looking for. Yes, monthly salary 1000.

Man C: One thousand.

Manager: Too little, huh?

Man C: 800.

Manager: Oh, great! Where do you live?

Man c: Hankou.

Manager: Where is Hankou?

Man C: Hexagon Pavilion.

Manager: Where is the hexagonal pavilion?

Male C: Shenjing Hospital/bed KLOC-0/6. Ф Ф Ф Ф Ф Ф ? Kwachi