Who can send out the classic lines in Stephen Chow's movies in detail?

First of all, introduce the touting class:

1, in fact, I am a well-proportioned, graceful juggler who changes the social atmosphere, charms thousands of girls, stimulates the film market and enhances the connotation of young people. My name is Gu Jing, and my English name is Gu Jing!

I want to introduce Pizad's boyfriend to you. He has a bad and ugly hairstyle, no money, no schooling, and average sexual ability, but he is a good-looking talent. Ha ha laugh ..

3. A Shui is famous for picking up girls countless times, which is a thorn in all our men's side. His elegant posture exudes attractive charm, which makes all girls irresistible. His heartbreaking eyes, no matter how cold and arrogant a woman is, will be melted by his gentle eyes. He is a recognized lover in the neighborhood and the soul of the tea restaurant. Everyone knows him-Prince Egg Tower!

He is arrogant, but kind-hearted. He is low-key, but he is admired by thousands of people. He can use the fire that God gave to mankind to create a super dish called the art of fire. Is he the incarnation of the immortal? Or the Hellscream? No one knows, but what is certain is that everyone gives him a title-food ~ ~ Oh, my God!

5. Is this really the case? ! What I said cannot be broken! Not bad! I am the embodiment of beauty and wisdom, hero and chivalry: Tang Bohu!

6. Sweeping the floor is only our superficial work. My real identity is a research monk.

7, I left Qinglong, right white tiger, the old cow is at the waist, the faucet is at the chest, people stop killing, and the Buddha stops killing!

8. The poor monk is the abbot of Shaolin Temple, whose legal name is wet dream. Amitabha, I came and went with the wind. ...

9. Wow, yeah, yeah ~ ~ ~, OK! To tell you the truth, I am Zhou, a prostitute nicknamed "Plum Blossoms Beat Begonia".

10, with my wisdom, how can I fool you?

1 1, I am not afraid to tell you that I have seen UFOs after eating chicken shit, which is what the world calls UFOs and UFOs. You got it? When I was 4 years old, I saw the legendary Loch Ness monster again, chatting with bigfoot in the Himalayas and guessing boxing. Plus, I play roller coasters every morning, pirate ships at night, pirate ships in the morning, roller coasters at night and pirate ships many times at dusk. I'm telling you!

/Mr. kloc-0/2, you have sky-high bones on your forehead, light in your eyes, immortal reincarnation, immortal descent. I finally waited for you. Don't move. Although I let the cat out of the bag and disaster is inevitable, it's my destiny takes a hand. Even if I have to take a big risk, I'll show you a picture.

13, ah! The master's thinking is really like sailing against the current, which is amazing! Worthy of being a king with ideas.

14, ok! He stuffed it in without thinking. What a thrilling man. I love you! ! !

15, do you think you can't find it if you hide? It's no use, D. An excellent person like you is as bright and outstanding as a firefly in the dark, no matter where he is. Your melancholy eyes, sparse beard, superb knife skills and that cocktail fascinated me deeply. However, although this is excellent, there are rules. Anyway, you have to pay for last night's accommodation. Don't you have to pay that woman?

16. It is our duty as citizens to eliminate violence and ensure safety, and it is also my own interest to do good deeds and accumulate virtue. So, I help the old lady cross the street once a week, and I also do it three or four times on Sundays and public holidays.

17, wrong! This is not an ordinary box, it is the god in the box, referred to as the box god!

18, good is rewarded with good, evil with evil, justice is circulating, and heaven is true. I caught Longfeng by mistake. The emperor caught me today, which is really instructive. My admiration for the emperor is like a raging river and an uncontrollable Yellow River.

19, Zhou: His martial arts stunt is called Nine Days and Ten Places. Bodhisattva shook her head in fear and split the golden lightning palm! Within 100 miles from Fiona Fang, people, animals, shrimps, crabs and fleas all flew to Huasong! But this man's whereabouts are erratic on weekdays, and I have only seen half of him in my busy schedule!

Tea drinker: Either I have or I haven't. Which one has only seen half?

Zhou: Haven't you heard that she has a face hidden behind her guitar? Have you really never read a book? Stupid pig! Ha ha ha ha. .

20, I tell you, to deal with this kind of woman, we must use condescending eyes and strong arms to save her from the ocean of desire!

2 1, I have already drunk the wine and knocked my head off! From now on, you are my cow!

Second, shame for mercy:

1, with your wisdom, it is difficult for me to explain to you!

2. You are a piece of shit. Life is cheaper than ants. I drive a Mercedes, you pick your nose. Eat! ? Eat shit!

3. The surface of alkaline water has not been cooled by cold water, so the surface is all alkaline water. Fish balls also have no fishy smell, but in order to hide it, you specially added curry juice to make curry fish balls. But it is naive to do so, because you haven't cooked for enough time, and the taste of curry is only on the surface, so the fish balls are diluted when they are put into the soup. A good curry fish balls will keep you from tasting fish and curry. Defeat Never pick carrots, too much muscle, failure! The pigskin was so badly cooked that it didn't bite the head. Defeat Pig blood will rot, disperse and fail when it is caught! The worst thing is the large intestine, which is not cleaned at all, and there is a lump of shit. Are you mistaken? Hey, shit. Hey, shit. Did you get a look at him? Hey, shit!

4, ridiculous! I dare say that in front of me, no one dares to pretend, please be quiet!

5, cut hair, don't look at how others cut it, it will be crazy and popular, you must cooperate! Look at your hairstyle, it doesn't match your face, it doesn't match your face, it doesn't match your hairstyle, it doesn't match! ! Brother Huan! What exactly do you want?

6. What did you say? You can tell such a lie? Do you have a conscience? I'm sorry about your parents, right? Is it worthy of this country? Hold a press conference to clarify, or I will skin you, tear your bones and drink your blood!

8, you have no problem at all, it is your parents who have problems, and so do you!

9. Do you want to? Have you thought enough? When is it my turn to think? !

10, don't blame me for being too frank! You're killing me for this. This is too serious! ! !

1 1, it's really disappointing. Hearing your voice, I think you are a very emotional and imaginative person. Look at your whole figure and you know you have no connotation!

12, proprietress in Counting Dead Grass: You have a son who has no asshole, your father sells asshole, you suck asshole yourself, and you like to eat chicken asshole. Big ass, you don't have your own business, and you bother me? You don't have to make trouble. I will expose my life. My father died at the age of three, my mother died at the age of four, my father died at the age of 5678, I seduced a man at the age of ten, I seduced a man at the age of eleven, and your man was hooked up by me.

13, Bao Longxing: You have lemon head, mouse eyes, aquiline nose, eight eyebrows, ears, big mouth, teeth of the old Qiang people, wick neck, high and low shoulders, long and short hands, chicken breast, dog belly and useless waist. If I were you, I would kill myself with a beam!

14, Tang Bohu (Stephen Chow): Go ahead! Did you lose the bet again and come to me for help?

Zhu Zhishan (Chen Baixiang): Very insightful! It is really worthy of being "my parents who gave birth to me and understand my Tang brothers!" I'm desperate this time! For three hundred and twenty pieces of silver, I lost my life at once! I came to Tang Xiong for help this time. I hope you can help me!

Tang (Zhou): 300 cars! Stop dreaming! I can't save you even if you kneel this time!

Zhu Zhishan: Bohu, don't be so awesome, okay? I swear, if I gamble again in the future, I will let the ugliest woman in the world gang-rape every night until she is in pieces and shaky. Is it okay?

(Zhou): Really? ! You can make such a solemn and stirring oath! Hey. . . ! I can't help you

15, two girls, have pity on me, my family of six died all night. I am infected with 10 consumption, you can buy me!

16, why do you treat me like a pig! Let me sleep as soon as you see me! ~

Third, the narrative category:

1, you go first, and I'll wait until my legs are less shaky and my heart is less chaotic.

More than 30 years ago, when I was in middle school, I really thought about her all the time. Sometimes I suddenly stop urinating, then I think of her, my heart is sweet, and then I forget the rest of my urine!

The bullet entered my thigh bone, pressed my aorta and blocked my trigeminal nerve. Now the left brain is paralyzed by hypoxia and the right side is paralyzed. I have to cut the wound with a knife and take out the bullet.

I mean that my method is a distraction method used by Hua Tuo, an ancient imperial doctor. In ancient times, Guan Yunchang concentrated on playing chess and scraping bones to cure poison. Today, I was addicted to watching porn to dig bones and get warheads, and I started-

5. As soon as you cut your head, cut it from your forehead to your nose. That (referring to the stall) is in front of his stall. The tail keel was cut several times, and two tendons were broken, which oppressed the trigeminal nerve and affected the central brain system. I lost my teeth.

6. After beheading the head of a chicken, burning yellow paper, and bleeding for the alliance, Wei Xiaobao, you are the brother of my heaven and earth society, and temporarily incorporated into Aoki Hall. We have ten commandments, twenty commandments, thirty commandments and eighty commandments. If you break one of them, even if you are my apprentice, you will die by the sword.

7, but in this way, I am a person with complicated feelings. If a person with complicated feelings only loves you, he will become emotionally defective. Even if you have a person with emotional defects, it's no use.

8. Opponent: (crying) Wang Cai ... Wang Cai, you can't die. Wang Cai, you have been following me for so many years, and you are affectionate and sincere to me, but now I haven't even let you eat a full meal. I feel sorry for you, Wang Cai!

Poor servant (Zhou Shi) (weeping): Xiao Qiang! Xiao Qiang, what's wrong with you Xiao Qiang? Xiao Qiang, you can't die! You and I have lived together for so many years, and have been teaching you to raise you as your own flesh and blood. Unexpectedly, today, white-haired people send black-haired people!

Fourth, long sentences:

1, Zhou (knocking on the bowl with both hands, singing): Wife, I used to live in Suzhou, and I have a house and a field at home, and my life is endless. Who knows that Tang Bohu, he is outrageous and ruthless, colluding with officials to look down on heaven, occupying my big house and my land. My grandfather turned against him and he hit him with a stick. My grandmother accused him of cheating good people, but he caught him raping one hundred times in Tangjia, one hundred times! Finally, she hanged herself and hated the world! He also kicked my father and son out of the house and drifted to the river. In order to support my father, I had to beg alone in front of the temple. Who knows that Tang Bohu, who is so insidious and knows this situation, sent someone to plot against him and beat my father and son in front of the whole city! Fortunately, Xiaoman is strong and the remaining life can be saved. Poor old father, he's dead! This kind of hate is harder to fill. In order to bury my father, I had to sell myself as a slave to make myself cheap, read articles while working hard, and vowed to gain fame and fortune, so that the enemy would be strong! From then on, Tang Yin's poems accompanied me. I remember that this revenge was not outrageous, not outrageous! ! !

2. On a dark night in a month, I am the Supreme Treasure, and you are Bai Jingjing. Wonderful love begins with this fire on the bridge. As soon as I turned around, you suddenly pointed at me and my whole hand caught fire. You have to rush over and fight for me, fight for me, fight for me, fight for me, fight like this, fight like this, fight like this, fight like this, right, fight like this, do you see? I can describe the future development in twists and turns, because A Niu Wang Mo suddenly appeared. At that time, after you hit Niu Wangmo with the bone in your hand, you took me back to Pansi Cave. The so-called time flies, it is really good, because it just reached its climax in the blink of an eye. On the broken rock, when feelings broke out, I desperately touched you, and you desperately touched me, making a vow of never parting. Unfortunately, happiness is always short-lived, and what you get is infinite pain and sigh. Why did you die? I only use the box of moonlight to turn back the clock and find out the truth. Finally, I know that you committed suicide! At the last minute, I hope to save your life! But the last time I went back to the past, the moonlight box was broken, and I "pushed" it back 500 years ago ... that's it!

Verb (abbreviation for verb) dialogue category:

A: It has been ten years. I thought this country had forgotten me.

B: No way. Even a pair of underwear and a piece of sanitary paper have their uses.

A: Really, if I lie to you, make sure my son doesn't have an asshole!

B: If you look like this, you won't have an asshole when you give birth to a son. Even if there is, it's a deformed asshole!

Who are you?

B: Jianghu is dangerous. I never leave my name easily.

Answer: since you refuse to leave your name, you have to leave a head!

I have been lonely all my life. The only person who lives alone is this head. I'm afraid it's not that easy for you to take it away!

A: OK! You forced me. I want to dye this sea with your blood.

B: I've been wandering all my life, just like a lonely boat in Wang Yang, and I've already put life and death out of my mind.

Six, other categories:

Sorry, I'm undercover.

You can't see me, you can't see me. . .

Surprised? Are you happy? Are you happy?

Sorry, director. Hmm (expressing hesitation, etc.) ... According to the background and personality of the character, I want to be naughty in rhythm, but with some contradictions. what do you think?

According to Stanny Slavski, a master of Russian drama theory, take pain as an example. It should reflect from the outside to the inside and then from the inside. Come on, you try to do it again now.

Impossible, the son of the eldest brother of the big silly sister's old mother's brother-in-law said there was!

Talking about money hurts feelings! But the way, our brothers have no feelings for you. Let's talk about money directly.

It doesn't matter whether you have money or not, but at least be a respected person! (Change the subject)-I'd rather have money. ......

You are all women, so why kill each other? Even chickens are patriotic!

You'd better go back to Mars as soon as possible. The earth is very dangerous.

If you want to scare me, you can't fall to the ground. I'm afraid of everything and ghosts!

Wonderful dialogue on a Chinese Odyssey:

What's your mother's name?

You scared me again!

Be careful! It thundered! It's raining to collect clothes!

Talk to me? Are you talking to me? Wrong person!

Wukong, how can you talk to sister Guanyin like this?

Alas, literature is not good, nor is martial arts. You don't want to be a mountain thief. Do you want to be a champion?

Oh-! If you talk like that, I can sue you for slander, ha!

Save it! Change your image and be a promising mountain thief!

I am a western soldier after all. If you let me kiss you, I will. Then my image is not completely ruined!

Brother, how can a rational person like me accept such a ridiculous thing?

Why did you shave off your beard? Do you know that you have no personality without a beard?

It's been a long night and I don't want to sleep. I thought I was the only one who couldn't sleep. It turns out Jingjing can't sleep either!

Cut the crap! You chased me for three days and nights, and I won't kill you because you are a woman. Don't think I'm afraid of you!

Look at you, sneaking around, making a fool of yourself, wearing long hair and putting on airs. How can you come out with me, huh?

I used to call people Britney Spears when I watched the moon with them, but now the new one is better than the old one. I call them Mrs. Niu!

I just woke up and did nothing outside, so I stopped by to learn from my teacher. You suddenly told me you were getting married ... I haven't brushed my teeth yet!

Who said I was cross-eyed? I just focused on one thing to change my previous view of things. Why? I can't make a rumor. Do you want to sit in my seat?

Is Xia Zi an exclamation point or a period in your mind? Is your mind full of question marks?

Do you need a reason to love someone? Don't you need it? Need it? Hey, I'm studying with you. Why are you so serious?

How many brothers and sisters do you have? Are your parents still alive? To say a word, I just want to make one more friend before I die.

People and goblins are born of mothers, but different people are born of mothers, and demons are born of mothers. ......

Therefore, being a demon is like being a human being. You must have a kind heart. With a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a shemale.

I can't stand you! You are so ugly, do me a favor, everyone is a fairy, and stop sexually harassing me, okay?

As far as wisdom and martial arts are concerned, I have always been a little taller than him, but now there is a Xia Zixian, and I am afraid he is a little taller than me. It is because of you that he is a little taller than me!

Wukong wants to eat me. This is just an idea. It hasn't been realized yet. You have no proof. What crime did he commit? Why don't you wait for him to eat me and you can prove it, so it's not too late to convict him!

You can stab me, Wukong. There is no sorrow in life and no pain in death. When you understand that you have given up your life for justice, you will naturally come back and sing this song with me! Amitabha, Amitabha, Amitabha. ......

Be sure to explain clearly! So I have to get the Moonlight Box back and take you back to explain it to them. I don't care what others say about me, and I'm not afraid that thousands of Qian Qian people will revile me in the future. I want to take it alone.

Did everyone see it? This guy talks about his mother-in-law all day. It seems that there is a fly. Hum … Sorry, it's not one. It's a bunch of flies around you. Hum … Hum … Fly to your ear. Help!

So I grabbed the fly, burst its belly, pulled out its intestines, and then grabbed his neck with its intestines and pulled hard, oh! The whole tongue is sticking out! I'll start over! The whole world is clean. Now everyone understands why I killed him!

Wow! Dude, is your makeup called the Monkey King? Give me some professionalism, will you? You see, those hairs are split, and they look like they are wearing two pieces of rice cakes on their heads. Going out to eat costs some money! what are you reading? Your makeup is disgusting! Angry at me. That's what I said!

Do you want it? Wukong, how can I know what you want if you don't tell me? Although you look at me sincerely, you still have to tell me what you want. Do you really want it? Then you can take it! You don't really want it, do you? Do you really want it?

Hey hey hey! Don't be angry, everyone. Anger will offend you! Wukong, you are too naughty. I told you not to throw things around. Why did you ... you threw the stick away before I finished! Moonlight box is a treasure. If you throw it away, it will pollute the environment. What if you hit a child? Even if you can't hit children, it's wrong to hit those flowers and plants!

Alas, the size of that diamond ring is too bad. The front is heavy and the back is light, and the left is wide and the right is narrow. He is very uncomfortable after wearing it, and he can't sleep all night, which will bring trouble to me! Although he is a monkey, you can't do this to him. The government will accuse me of animal cruelty! Speaking of diamond rings, I met a blacksmith in Chenjiacun last year. He is exquisite in workmanship and reasonable in price. He is innocent. How about I introduce you to order another one?

You should do this. I should die. Once there was a sincere love in front of me. I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this. Cut your sword on my throat! Don't hesitate any longer! If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to that girl: I love you. If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is ... ten thousand years!

This should be the most classic, if you are satisfied, just let go, we are real!