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What episode is Wei Zi doing?

Back to the 66th Script Guo Qiangwei Song Rumors Yan Xiaoliu Night Sacrifice 123 (End)

The 66th Guo Qiangwei Song rumor that Yan Xiaoliu died overnight 123.

Numbers that appear (abbreviations in brackets)

Tong Xiangyu (child)—

Bai Zhantang (white)-Sha Yi

(Guo)-

(Lu)-Yu Entai

Li Dazui-Jiang Chao

Zhu (double)-Ni Hongjie

Yan Xiaoliu (VI)-Xiao Jian

Guo Qiangwei (EU)-Zhang Ting

(Xijie, Tian, Tong, Bai, Lu, Guo, Drunk, Shuang, Wei)

Black screen, subtitles, "In this episode, you will see the wonderful paragraphs of Guo Pingshu". The camera turned to West Street, and everyone came back from the tour, exhausted.

Mouth: God, I can't walk. I am exhausted. ...

Tong: What's this? Beckham walked all the way to school without resting his feet. What spirit is this?

Mouth: Forget it, just to save some money on the bus. Do you think it is worth it?

Tong: He might as well go to Zuojiazhuang to rob two pieces of silver.

Mouth: Hey, really, I need a rest.

Guo: (With the help of the scholar, the scholar is not far from death) Old Bai, please help me with my bags.

Tong: The exhibition hall is damaged. I bit my left shoulder and my right shoulder was cut off by Zhan Hongling. I can't lift my hand, it's just oozing blood.

Bai: Well, nothing. I will try my best to live for you, no matter how hurt I am. (everyone despises)

Tong: Come on, open the door.

Bai: Who said I didn't work? I'll get the door.

As soon as I opened the door, everyone came in and found that all the tables and benches in the room were gone.

Bai: I went home.

Tong: Ah ... (Being in a daze for half a minute, I can't stand)

Mouth: Hello, manned?

Shuang: er ... nothing, nothing, the old ones don't go and the new ones don't come.

Tong: That's easy for you to say. My old elm desk ...

Bai: I'd better lose it. We will replace it with rosewood in the future, which is stronger and more durable.

Tong: Ah! (Looking at the corner) My Song Dynasty blue and white porcelain. ...

Shuang: er ... let's change it to a colorful one later, national treasure, national treasure.

Tong: Tang Sancai? You pay? My old whip that tempts fate ... (collapse)

Mouth: No, no, manned, manned, isn't this here? It's here. It didn't move. Gee, it seems that thieves don't like drinking very much

Guo: Lao Bai, what do you want to say?

Bai: What are you talking about? I didn't steal it.

Guo: You are the ancestor of thieves, and everything you stole was yours. Is there any king law or Jianghu morality?

Old Bai Gang was about to argue when a loud and out-of-tune song came from outside: "Children in the mountains love the sun, and the sun loves people in the mountains ..." Xiao Guo's expression became more and more terrible.

Guo: I have work to do. You can speak slowly ... (running)

Lu; Fu Mei?

Guo: Don't tell anyone that I am here! Forever, ever, Qian Qian. ...

Guo said and ran out the door. Everyone was wondering and came in from the backyard.

Wei: Wow! Welcome home! When did you come back?

Mouth: You ... Who are you?

Your surname is Li, right?

Mouth: Ah.

Wei: Big mouth!

Mouth: eyah! (hiding behind the scholar)

Lu: No, no, no, don't come here. Who are you?

Your surname is Lu, right?

Lu: So what?

Wei: Guan Zhongxia?

Mouth: Yes, that's him. If you are afraid, run away.

Wei: Wow, I finally meet you. I've heard a lot about you!

Xiaoguo reached out to the scholar and shook hands with him in the past. Xiaoguo suddenly pushed.

W: Wrong hand! (Ka)

Lu: (paused) Oh dear? (painful) ah!

Bai: (holding a finger) Sunflower acupuncture ... (pushed back by Xiaoguo) Ah-my arm!

Wei: So much for the legendary thief.

Shuang: He has an injury on his shoulder. If you want to do it, come to me! (touching arms and sleeves)

Who are you?

Shuang: Zhu, the only catcher in this town!

Wei: I haven't seen it. Give me a hand! rough sea ...

Shuang: (at the same time) Sunflower acupuncturist ... (Xiaoguo runs back)

Guo: Stop it, this woman is, is my cousin, hehe. ...

C: Cousin?

Wei: Sister, are you back? (Guo) My name is. See you for the first time. Please take care of me! (Guo's expression has always been unnatural)

(backyard, Tian, Tong, Guo, Wei)

Tables, benches and other decorations were all here, piled up in a mess, and the shopkeeper smiled.

Tong: Oh, my God.

Wei: I think this furniture is too dirty, too oily and too gray. I'll take it out and wash it.

Guo: Please, elder sister, this is not a dress. What are you doing washing it? (whispering) Besides, it's not good wood. If it is soaked, you will pay for it.

V: Me. ...

Tong: Forget it. Miss's intentions are good, as long as nothing happens.

Wei: Wow, you are the legendary child shopkeeper!

Tong: How legendary?

Wei: My sister always talks about you at home and praises you as a flower. (Guo himself is around, for fear that my sister will say something wrong. )

Tong: (Le) It's strange to praise me. Xiao Guo, your skin is very good recently.

Guo: (Le) Right, right.

Wei: Boss Tong, I really admire you. Look at you, a widow. You have suffered so much, so much. (Xiao Guo and the shopkeeper's face slowly sink) But you are still obsessed with it, trying to find a second spring.

Guo: Cough! Cut the crap and bring back these tables, chairs and benches.

Oh ... (moving stool into the house)

Child: (coldly) Second spring? Still trying? What do you mean by that?

Guo: (afraid) It means ... I must work harder. (Holding two vases, passing by the shopkeeper and consciously hiding) Don't kick me, blue and white porcelain of the Song Dynasty.

(Lobby, Tian, Bai, Guo, Wei)

Tables and benches have been put back. Xiao Guo is very satisfied with his work, and Lao Bai is packing up next to him.

Wei: Wow, it will be different after washing. Look at the color, the texture.

Guo: Please, it's almost soaked.

Wei: Gee, that's how I wash it at home.

Guo: That's mahogany at home. It is waterproof. What is this? I have grown up and can't do things without thinking.

Wei: Come on, sister, I'm eighteen years old.

Guo: Do you know what this means? If you mess around again, you won't just get beat up.

Wei: It's boring. Listen to my parents' nagging at home. I finally slipped out, but I listened to you.

Guo: What? You snuck out

Wei: (I missed the link) The skates I said are skates. It's snowing in Beijing now, and the ground is covered with ice. I slipped out on skates, hehe. ...

Guo: Make it up, and then make it up for me. It snowed only a few months ago. What are you doing now?

Wei: (changing the subject) Hey, Brother Pirate!

Bai: Huh?

Wei: Why didn't I find you so handsome before?

Bai: Hehe, generally speaking, the main thing is good temperament.

Wei: That's right. At first glance, it is not ordinary people.

Bai: Yes, yes! Hey hey hey! (proudly) Xiao Guo, your sister's eyes are much better than yours.

K: Yes, it is. ...

Wei: That's because I look at people with my heart, not my eyes. Brother Stolen Saint, I've always wanted to ask you a question face to face. ...

Bai: Yes, as long as it doesn't involve personal privacy.

Guo: Ask, ah.

Wei: I'll ask. After you were dumped by the best woman in the world, (Lao Bai's face crackled) so quickly, you immediately switched to the shopkeeper boy. Is it because of your sympathy, or because your pent-up feelings are not vented, which leads to the broken jar?

Guo: It's none of your business here. Help in the kitchen. Let's go, let's go. (Drag my sister away)

Lao Bai sat motionless, with anger, frustration and disappointment on his face.

(Kitchen, Guo, Zui, Wei)

Brush the pot with your big mouth and brush your back at the same time.

Mouth: What is it? Sticky, brush won't move.

Hey, let me do it!

Mouth: Another one just like you.

Wei: Who is Wushuang?

Mouth: That woman just now is a quick catcher, kind-hearted, studious and willing to do anything, just like you, virtuous.

Wei: (flattered) Sister, sister, come on, come on. ...

Guo: Li Dazui, did you bully my sister? Row ... (raise your hand to cover your mouth)

Wei: Sister and brother call me Xianhui.

Guo: Huh?

W: Xianhui!

Guo: virtuous?

Mouth: I praised her.

Guo: Well, haha, awei, if you are really nice and virtuous, help Brother Dazui buy food later.

Then I've never bought food.

Mouth: It doesn't matter. I will take you to teach you later.

Guo: That's right.

Wei: Brother Mouth, you are more manly than I thought!

Mouth: (Le) Tell the truth, this boy.

I'm not complimenting you. I am serious.

Mouth: The truth. (too beautiful to find the north)

Wei: I always thought you were that kind of person. (The smile on mouth's face disappears. )

Mouth: What kind of person?

Guo: Stop talking nonsense and go to buy food.

Mouth: Wait, wait, wait. (Pulling Guo aside) Hey, little sister, what kind of person am I? (Guo winks at the back and gestures)

Wei: So I told you not to get angry?

Mouth: I am not angry.

Wei: I always thought you were the kind of person who was stupid, stingy and a little sissy. ...

Mouth: sissy?

V: It's strange anyway.

Mouth: (angry) Guo Furong, Guo Furong?

Guo: I really didn't say that ...

Wei: It's not what she said. It is my own understanding. After you were dumped by that orchid, you cried every day and howled every night. What is it that you are not a sissy?

Mouth: I am lovelorn. Can't I feel bad? Doesn't it hurt to be lovelorn?

Wei: OK, OK, stop explaining. I believe my eyes. You are not a sissy at all.

Mouth: (Le) Gnome male-"Gnome male-",I knew you understood me.

Wei: It's just a little dark. ...

Mouth: (looking around angrily) Where's my knife? Where is my knife? Guo Furong, I will fight with you. ...

Guo: (voice outside) Mouth, come on!

Mouth: Do you dare to find me? (going out)

(Female bedroom, Tian, Guo, Kou, Liu, Wei)

Small six lying in bed, tied a tie tightly, is earning back and forth, everyone came in one after another.

Guo: Who left you here? Say something.

Six: $%&; * # @ #% ... (Mouth blocked, Guo tore the cloth off Xiao Liu's mouth) Where's the knife? My knife! Who has seen my knife, knife ... (Xiao Guo comes in)? Do you ... Do you still have the courage to come here?

Wei: I'm warning you, be honest or I'll hit you!

Six: I'll fight you!

W: Really? ...

Guo: Did you take the wrong medicine?

Six: You two know each other. You two?

Mouth: She is Xiao Guo's cousin.

Six: No wonder ... (crying) 123 was killed by her! (slamming the table)

Wei: I didn't mean to. I was knocking at the door when I came that day. Suddenly I saw the evil dog. It jumped on me and bit me. Then I patted it there with my hand. (referring to Xiao Liu) This guy is even better. He tried to come up and cut me with a knife, so I slapped him with my hand.

Mouth: Then why did he come here?

Wei: I tied him up and left him here.

Mouth: What about the dog?

Wei: In the stable.

Mouth: (looking at the window) Oh, my God, there really is.

Six: (crying) 123 is enough for me to patrol the streets, and I will bear legal responsibility for killing you! (Xiao Guo is startled)

Guo: At your age, why don't you use your head? Have no legal consciousness at all?

Wei: Elder sister, don't worry, I won't get you into trouble. (Holding out his hand) If you want to arrest me, arrest me. (Xiaoguo stops) Let the legendary Yan Catcher draw a satisfactory full stop for my Jianghu trip. I will die for this.

Six: (sneer) Hahahaha ... Do you think you can escape the French Open by saying something nice? hahahaha ...

Guo: (whispering) Her father is the general consultant of Six Doors. ...

Six: Hahahahaha ..... (turns into crying) Hahahahaha ... Then forget it this time, and it won't happen again. (I have no strength to walk out) 123, Xiao Liu is useless and can't avenge you. Don't blame me. 123 ...

Mouth: You said ...

Guo: This child. ...

Mouth: Isn't it ... (sudden reaction) Guo Furong?

Guo: Mouth, I really didn't say ...

Mouth: Guo Furong, Guo Furong! (Chase out)

(Male dormitory, Tian, Lu, Guo, Shuang, Wei)

One like you applied medicine to the scholar's arm.

Lu: It hurts!

Shuang: Nothing, just a sprain. Just rest for two days. (Xiao Guo and his sister enter the door)

Guo: Don't do that again, do you hear me? I thought I told you to be patient and deal with it when I came back.

Lu: It really hurts like hell.

Double: Well, just rub this three or five times a day.

K: Thank you. I won't send it. Goodbye. (only launched)

Wei: Sister, how come that wishing girl never heard you mention her?

Guo: She didn't come before I went back. When I come back ... (wipe the scholar hard)

Lu: It hurts!

Guo: What's the pain? What are you pretending to do? Is the sprain that painful?

Lu: That is, that is. ...

Wei: Sister, didn't you say that his martial arts are unparalleled? Why can't I stop an action?

Lu: Martial arts are unparalleled?

Guo: Yes, Lu Luodi, a scholar with golden pen, is not joking.

Lu: That's true. Lu Luodi, a scholar with golden pen, is not joking.

Guo: The martial arts are extremely high. What's the name of the martial arts you practice?

Lu: Judge 8864 grabbed the pen.

Guo: Have you heard that although martial arts are high, they are hidden. Otherwise, how can you become a warrior in Guanzhong? This is certified by the court.

Lu: I am certified by the court.

Guo: Cut the crap and show that sign to my sister. (The scholar draws cards, and Guo takes it and shakes it up and down) See, see? Ok, go out and play, be good, listen to your sister and stop talking nonsense ... (closes the door)

Lu: I am a warrior in Guanzhong, and Lu Rodi is a person in my novel. How can we confuse them? Ah, ah ...

(lobby, night, children, white, land, Guo, drunk, cool, healthy)

By the time it's time to eat, everyone may have lost their temper and served food and set chopsticks in an orderly manner.

W: (coming out of the kitchen with a dish) Come, let's try my cooking. If it's not good, just say it. Just forget it.

Tong: Not bad, not bad, much better than your sister.

Mouth: let me try ... well, it's a good craft. After two days of practice, the little girl can become a cook.

Guo: Forget it, don't say so many sugar-coated shells, my sister is still young. What are you waiting for? Eat quickly.

Lou: My arm hurts. I can't lift it. ...

Bai: Me too. Somebody help us, feed us. ...

Then the shopkeeper went to feed Lao Bai and Guo went to feed the scholar.

Wei: It's called Jianghu.

Tong: What does this have to do with Jianghu?

Wei: Jianghu, what do you mean, bullying the weak and fearing the hard? ...

Lu: Huh?

Wei: No, no, no, it's the one who helps the weak, robs the rich and helps the poor, and does justice for heaven.

Guo: All right, all right, it's just a meal. As for it.

Wei: It's not just feeding. Think about it. Who were you afraid of when Ji Wuming came last time?

Tong: That's true. Unity is strength. We must unite.

You are right! Brother Thief, you must be kind to the shopkeeper. Don't dislike the shopkeeper just because she is a widow. The shopkeeper Tong is a good man. She's just a little stingy and nagging, and there's nothing wrong with it ...

Guo: If you don't talk, no one treats you as dumb ... eat, eat, hehe. ...

Tong: It doesn't matter, you say.

Wei: Boss Tong, you should be nice to Brother Thief, too. Don't dislike him just because he is a thief. He is also an unforgettable hatred. You should save his filthy mind with the heart of a teacher who never forgets the past and the future ... (staring at the old white man) as a virtue for future generations.

Guo: Cough! Ahem!

Wei: Sister, what's wrong with you? Take a sip of water.

Mouth: I'll pour you some.

Wei: You see, Brother Mouth still has eyes. I'm telling you, that orchid is too blind. After all you have done for her, she has never been moved. Fortunately, you didn't marry her back, otherwise it would be a lifetime of misery.

Guo: (biting his back molar) Will you die if you don't talk less?

What did you say?/Sorry? Hey, Master Lu, do you want to eat too? Although you are the most powerful martial artist in the world, you are an iron rice steel. If you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry. If you fall, (Guo's face is getting ugly) who will protect us all?

Guo: Cough! Ahem!

Wei: Sister, what's wrong with you? Did I say something wrong? My little daughter is new here and has never seen the world. If I say something wrong, don't take it to heart. (Guo is already in his seat)

Tong: There is nothing wrong with you, just the girl around you.

Guo: Boss, let me explain to you ... (Everyone leaves) Lao Bai? Big mouth? Brother Hou, let me explain ... Hey, hey, don't go, hey ... Guo Qiangwei!

Wei: Sister, did I say something wrong? Please tell me that I can correct it.

Guo raised his hand to fight, thought about it, slapped himself and went out.

Wei: Sister?

Shuang: (prevarication) You are a good artist, a good artist. ...

Wei: Sister, what did I do wrong?

Shuang: Yes, yes, it's your sister's problem. Come on, let's eat.

(Male dormitory, night, white, land, Guo, mouth)

Three men were sitting in the room, sulking, all kinds of expressions, and Guo slammed the door.

Guo: (with a flattering smile on his face) Is everyone here? Eat so little dinner, can you stand it after midnight? Why don't I cook for you and make you something to eat? Ah, Lao Bai, what do you want to eat?

Bai: Never, stay away from my filthy mind and don't defile your innocence.

Guo: Oh, I really didn't say that. This is her own understanding. I, Guo Furong, swear to God ... basically didn't speak ill of you.

Bai: Hum, forget it. We're all broke. What's there to say?

Mouth: (suppressing voice) What are you afraid of? Master Lu, who has magical powers, is poking it. Will you fall into the abyss of sin?

Guo: Mouth, why do you speak in such a tone?

Mouth: Am I not a sissy?

Lu: I didn't say it, I said it.

Guo: Hello, hello, hello. ...

Lu: Don't tell me anything in advance, please coax the shopkeeper first.

Guo wry smile: I have such a good sister in my life. ...

(children sleep, night, children, Guo, mouth)

Manned sitting on the bed sulking, Guo Duan touched in with a plate, and his expression, movements and tone were very cheap.

Guo: Manned. ...

Tong: Yo yo, that's right. Put it down. How dare you bother about such a trifle?

Guo: Boss, I was wrong. I admit that I said those words, but I really can't help it.

Tong: You don't know. Who forced you to say those words? Torture you, interrogate you, or kidnap you with a knife?

Guo: Boss, let me explain something to you, my sister. She's been haunting me since I was a child. She will do whatever I ask her to do, wherever I go, and whatever I say and do. Last time I went home, she kept pestering me to tell her stories. I was happy, so I just ... you know, told stories.

Tong: Then tell me. What happened in the second spring? Or that petty nagging? What do you mean?

Guo: I ... that's to increase the dramatic effect.

Tong: Oh, the dramatic effect, then I must be a bitter drama? A middle-aged widow who doesn't want to be lonely, shamelessly haunts other people's young white faces, right?

Guo: Not so exaggerated, boss. I'll explain to her later. Please eat first. (Selecting food for the shopkeeper)

Tong: Forget it. This incident has cast an indelible shadow on my fragile mind. Forget it.

Guo: (chuckles) What else do you want?

Tong: (urgent) Do you dare to play with me? (Guo is startled and opens his mouth.)

Mouth: manned, no. Xiao Guo's sister and Wu Shuang are fighting at the bottom.

Guo: (continuing to flatter) This is a fight ... (reacting) A fight? (Three people rush out)

At half-time, Xiao Guo showed his skill in teasing dogs. It is said that this "big" is a Taoist dog?

(backyard, night, children, white, land, Guo, mouth, cool, Wei)

One like you clutching his chest breath, Xiaoguo stood there, and everyone came out one by one.

Guo: Hey, Ross, who ordered it?

Bai: Me!

Tong: What's the matter? Well, why did you suddenly fight?

Double: manned, I'm sorry, it's my fault.

Mouth: Actually, you can't blame the only one. It's all my fault. I'm a bitch. I dare not do it again.

Lu: I can't blame them. This is my fault.

Guo: Oh, what do you mean? What's going on here?

Lu: My arm hurts in front of me, and then I asked my big mouth to rub the medicine for me. ...

Hey! The camera is pointed at the men's bedroom.

Lu: It hurts. Easy, easy, painful. This is my hand, not my ankle.

Mouth: You said I was a cook, but I'm not a Jianghu person. What should I do, Bai? (throwing down the scholar's arm)

Lu: Ah!

Bai: We both have shoulder injuries and we can't lift our arms. Actually, I was pouring my own tea over there. ) unique, unique?

Double: (entering the door) coming!

Bai: Rub medicinal liquor for the scholar.

Body double: Well, all right. Well (expressing hesitation, etc.) ... (throwing the scholar's arm again) Forget it, Guo will be back soon.

Bai: As soon as you come back. I'm afraid she will be jealous. There are so many witnesses here. It's okay. Don't be afraid of anything. Come on.

Mouth: Right, right, quick, sloppy, alas, this guy is relieved.

One like you anointed the scholar, and Xiaoguo just came in from the outside.

Wei: Wow, it can't be Jianghu. There are no taboos between men and women.

Mouth: What are the taboos between them? What should have happened has happened.

What do you mean?

Lu: It's boring. Don't listen to this big mouth.

Mouth: Who is talking nonsense? You weren't with you when Guo left?

Together ... What do you mean?

Big mouth: together is ... perfect match, perfect match, good feeling and concubine.

Lu Shuang: Big mouth!

Wei: Oh, that's all right. Dare to do it, mouth. When they were together, who chased who first?

Mouth: I remember you chased your scholar first, didn't you, scholar? I remember one like you kissing you first, didn't I?

Wei: Wow, that's so romantic. Sister Wu Shuang, I want to ask you a good question. Please, please, I don't know anything about it. (Pushing you out) I want to learn from you. Come on. ...

Outside the door: "stormy waves!" "ah!" "Sunflower acupuncturist!" Biubiu ... swish, the camera goes back to the backyard. I've always wondered where Lao Bai jumped into the backyard.

Guo: I know, I know, untie her quickly.

Shuang: Brother. ...

Bai: sunflower acupuncturist!

Wei: (Make a move as soon as possible) The waves are rough!

Guo: (at the same time) avalanche!

Four palms facing each other, Guo Qiangwei took two breaths and put his hand down angrily without any effort.

Wei: (dissatisfied) Sister!

Guo: Will you stop fooling around? You can't beat him.

Bai: Your sister understands.

Wei: Why don't we go together? Anyway, his arm was hurt. He can't prevent me from ordering, and he can't prevent you from ordering. Then you attack the left and I attack the right, and then we will switch sides in the second round. ...

Ok, ok, why don't you do what you have to do? You don't have to worry about me, okay?

Wei: Come on, she kissed him first, sister! (Guo ruthlessly points to the scholar and unparalleled) All right, you go back to the house with me first, and I'll explain it to you in the evening.

Wei: That won't do. Today's work is over. You told me that you should get up from where you fell. Kill him first, then kill them both. See the trick? ...

Guo: Oh, stop!

Tong: Go back to your rooms. (Everyone breaks up)

Guo: Why does this child not listen to anything?

Wei: I'm not a child anymore. I'm eighteen, sister!

Guo: Can you stop challenging my patience?

Wei: (at the same time) you have changed!

Guo: I knew you would say that. Yeah, yeah, I've changed. I have become mature and steady. Is this not good?

Wei: If maturity means timidity, I would rather not grow up all my life! Farewell!

Guo Qiangwei angrily back to the lobby, was about to go out, found that the old white blocked the door.

W: A big man bullied a little girl. Is this the morality of Jianghu?

Bai: You can say whatever you like. You can't leave today anyway.

W: indecent assault! Somebody please. Indecent assault! (The shopkeeper and Guo run in)

Guo: Stop it! (Holding his sister in his arms)

Bai: Why are you so childish? That's what your sister did.

My sister? My sister won't. My sister used to be cruel. The Four Assassins is afraid of her three points. It's not like that. ...

Tong: I think your sister is much better now than before.

Wei: Of course. How about turning a wolf into a dog, being obedient and looking after the house?

Guo: What are you talking about?

Tong: Nothing. I will do it. Miss Guo, why did you come this time?

Wei: Jianghu, (referring to her elder sister) if she can break in, I can't?

Guo: Well, that's a breakthrough. Let's take a walk and go home!

Wei: I'm not going back. You are not a Jianghu person.

Tong: Then what is Jianghu? What kind of place is Jianghu?

Wei: Jianghu ... should be like what she said.

Guo: I made it up. I'm joking with you.

V: So Ji Wuming is fake?

Guo: That's not true.

Wei: Is the hero in Guanzhong a fake?

Guo: Not really.

Wei: So Pinggu Xiaohong, the first female catcher in the world, Shangguan Yundun, and the second child's gold and silver are all fake.

Guo: It's all true, but it's not what you think, you know? Jianghu ... is Jianghu, you know? (Guo Qiangwei shakes his head) I have made it very clear, but she still doesn't understand.

Tong: Because you talk too much, get up. Tell you what, get up early tomorrow morning, and use your eyes and heart to feel what the Jianghu really is.

(Lobby, Sky, White, Wei)

Laobai ran as usual, and Xiaoguo came out of the kitchen.

Wei: Brother Thief!

Bai: Shh! (Bring the wine to the guests and come back) Call me Laobai or Big Brother from now on.

Wei: Hey, Brother Bai, will your hands itch if you don't steal for so long?

Bai: Shh! Sometimes.

Hmm?

Bai: I was bitten by a mosquito.

Wei: Now that you are a waiter, are you ashamed?

Bai: A sense of humiliation? What do you mean?

Wei: You used to be an uncle everywhere, but now you have to treat others as uncles.

Bai: When did I become an uncle?

W: Stealing saints!

Bai: Shh!

Wei: Brother, thief saint, what is not an uncle?

Bai: It seems that you still don't know me very well. No. What did your sister tell you?

Hey! White curtain, Guo storytelling, reverse black and white.

Guo: (patting the mallet) Good question, reader. Who is the thief? A saint among thieves! Words Fuyuan general house there is a royal gift of kowloon cup, old white left a note, said I'll get it tomorrow night, Fuyuan general immediately dispatched eight hundred chosen men, surrounded by three layers outside the general house, in the middle of the night, the bangzi just rang, kowloon cup is just around the corner, suddenly disappeared.

Hey! Go back to the lobby

Bai: What nonsense! (The guest is startled) Yo yo, sorry, sorry, eat and drink, eat and drink. (in a low voice) The truth is that General Fuyuan dropped the cup himself. He was afraid that the emperor would be angry, so he blamed it on me. I have already explained these things to your sister, what Yangzhou magistrate concubines, the four thieves of Jiangnan, are all bullshit.

Wei: In that case, why did you quit the Jianghu?

Bai: I quit the Jianghu because …

Hey! The second episode playback

Guo: You are so afraid of death. Why do you practice martial arts?

Bai: You think I want to practice? I was forced by my parents when I was a child. Without them, I might have become a painter now.

Guo: A painter?

Bai: A young man, wandering in an artistic fantasy, is wonderful. Light and shadow, lines, landscapes, flowers and birds are all so noble and elegant. But now, fighting and killing all day, wandering around, relying on others, eating and drinking, and worrying about being chased. ...

Hey! Go back to the lobby

It's that simple?

Bai: It's that simple!

Wei: My sister ... was convinced by such a reason?

Bai: Isn't this a very convincing reason?

hum ...

Bai: Hum. ...

Wei: For her, maybe, for me ... (shaking her head and getting off the bus)

Bai: Didn't I speak well? This is not very convincing. This child ...

(Kitchen, sky, mouth and bathroom)

The big mouth is cooking as usual, and the small fruit is also joining in.

Let me do it!

Mouth: Huh? No, if you're really okay, you help me chop wood.

Wei: Why don't you cut it? Just use your hands. I want to see the power of your eighteen palms.

Mouth: eighteen palms of the dragon? alas ......

Hey! Add oil and vinegar

Guo: (clap a gavel) It was an opaque night, and Lao Bai followed Dazui all the way up the mountain. Guess what he saw? Such a thick old pine tree, a palm, cut from the middle; Such a thick slate is still covered with moss. I beat it with one hand. When the wind blows, it turns into powder.

Hey! Back to the kitchen

Mouth: Hey, didn't your sister tell you what happened later?

Wei: Is there anything else in the back?

Mouth: My master is a liar. God, it hurts to think about it. alas ...

Hey! Playback of episode 19

Six: You liar! Your ugly behavior can only be described in four words. What four words?

Volkswagen: That's outrageous!

Six: four more!

All: Crazy!

Tong: You played with your big mouth. What else do you want to do?

H: You won't lie, will you? What's wrong with juggling for a living?

Mouth: What game are you playing?

I sawed off the tree you shot.

mouth