A collection of 80 humorous, optimistic and positive homophonic texts in 2022

2022 Funny, optimistic and positive homophonic stories (I) 1. There is a little duck, which runs fast on the mud and then falls asleep. The name of this story is Mud Sleeping Duck.

Alice was ill, so I played "Treat Alice".

3. I said I was in Baoan, Shenzhen, and you said everywhere that I was a security guard in Shenzhen?

Xiaolan always likes to talk about Conan with others. She is really a good talker!

There are really dragons in the world. I remember when I was 7 years old, one evening, it began to get dark, and occasionally it rained in Mao Mao. My mother told me to hurry home for dinner, and I couldn't hear anything. Suddenly, my mother ran to me and pulled me and said, "Are you a dragon?"

6. Hello, a cup of pumpkin almond dew, no melon, no apricot and no dew, and Nanren.

7. When I was in Gucci, my tears were always Prada Prada Dior.

I didn't bring my book to class today. The teacher asked me where the book was. Yes, where did I lose?

9. The children's chocolates melted to the ground. Children say it looks like mud, like mud. Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

10. I washed some dates today. They were originally packed together, but they were scattered after washing. Did you hear that? They dispersed a long time ago.

12. I have a stomachache in the middle of the night. I said, "Stomach, can you stop?" The stomach said, "My name is not stomach, but Chu Xun Yu."

13. I asked my friends in Chengdu why they love to wear Rei Kawakubo so much, and he said, because if they wear it for a long time, it will guarantee zero.

14. What about being tall? Don't you just want to bend down and talk to me when you see me?

15. The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk. The loach was very angry and said, "Are you blind?" The crab is very wronged and says, "No, I am a crab!" " "

16. I can't play basketball well today because I am discouraged. Yeah, how did you give up?

17. I said I was fooling around at work, and you said everywhere that I was playing Russia?

18. Good family. I am a crab. My pliers are missing. I don't have pliers.

19. Fried eggs fell in love with poached eggs. It came downstairs with a guitar to the poached egg house and sang: This is a little love song about fried eggs.

20. Am I short, short, short or short? Did you hear that? Still love.

2022 Funny, optimistic and positive homophonic copy (part two) 2 1. When I saw the goddess online at night, I sent her a message: Are you there? Ten minutes later, the goddess replied, yes, why?

22. Mother sparrow asked the sparrow, "Baby, what hair did you tie today?" The little sparrow said "tweet" and her mother answered "tweet, tweet"

23. The duckling said to the chicken, "Chicken, I like you." Chicken: Don't duck.

24. Do you know why Jackson Yi doesn't go shopping at night? I don't know, because the shop will close at night.

25. If you won't kiss me, what will you kiss, Qinghai-Tibet Plateau?

26. I made a plan and completed a P because of Lan.

27. Q: Do you really want to lose weight by eating so much every day? Enjoy it!

28. If Ouyang Xiu can't do it, go to Wang Zhihuan.

29. Asu and Asu spent a day together. When Sue was eating, she spoiled: Hey, hey.

30. The teacher told us that the distance from any point on a circle to the center of the circle is equal. The content of this lesson is to guess an old Beijing food teaching circle.

3 1. My clothes are wrinkled and I can't even iron them. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, you hear me? Don't go.

32. Everyone is a hamburger. Why are you all babies? I am the only stupid person!

33. Yongqi helped the grandmother to take a bath and even pulled out the grandmother mud.

34. Everyone is a hamburger. Why are you all stupid? I am a baby.

35. While eating, the electricity was cut off. I quickly ate two mouthfuls of rice, and suddenly the light came on. I exclaimed, is this the legendary lesbian who shines?

36. You didn't even hurt me. What did you hurt? Tengger singer singer?

37. I have just been reported by my neighbor for disturbing the people because of poverty.

38. Want Want Snow Cake What do you think it will become when it is hot?

39. One day, the bear was washing clothes, but there was a place that could not be cleaned. Mother bear said that you rubbed the bear carefully and said, "I did."

40. The rabbit planted a fruit tree in spring, and muttered to himself when he went to see it in autumn, but it didn't bear fruit, and it didn't bear fruit.

2022 Funny, optimistic and positive homophonic copy (Chapter III) 4 1. Aladdin was punished by God for his mistake and put into a jar. He asked doubtfully where this was. So God: You are in a pot and don't know the pot.

42. When I was seventeen, I caught a cicada. I thought I was catching it all summer. Cicada: I don't love it, I just like it!

43. One day, this duckling was reading a book, and another duckling said it was time to eat. Close the book quickly and make up with the good duck.

44. When a deer takes a picture of a rabbit, it gets nothing. The deer made the rabbit jump. "You are too short." The rabbit is anxious to cry. "I'm not short, I'm not short at all."

45. I found an island today ~ I am fascinated by you.

46. Xiaoming got lost in the wild at night. On a cold night, he can only hold the tombstone to keep warm. It is a thermal monument.

47. When I was fourteen years old, I caught a cicada. I thought I had caught it all summer. Unexpectedly, cicada said, "I don't hate catching cicadas, but I like them a little?

48. One day, the duckling was reading a book. Mother duck said to close the book after dinner. Turn it off, turn it off, turn it off. Did you hear that? Make up.

49. Because he was afraid of the night, he got an overnight certificate.

50. 100 yuan, after operation, has become a 40 yuan, perhaps this is a 40% discount operation.

5 1. Be sure to have a midnight snack before going to bed to avoid having hungry dreams.

52. Before he died, Yu Gong said to his son, "Move mountains, move mountains", and his son said, "Shiny".

53. "Have you seen my crape myrtle?" "Isn't your mouth on your face?"

54. Embarrassed, I wore a mask and hat to buy a snack, but I was recognized: What do beautiful women eat?

55. Medusa petrified the wife of a general. The general was furious: "Dare to petrify my wife!" Medusa: Hatred … Lonely birds sing their sadness?

56. The giraffe said, "I am a giraffe!"

57. What 57.Rutihah said was very touching, and everyone said that he was very touching and wise.

58. I am a steamed stuffed bun with condensed milk and lost my temper today.

59. Stir-fry chicken and porridge together, and you can get a bowl of fried chicken porridge paste ~

60. There is a piece of glass, and I feel a little sleepy. Then it jumped down from upstairs and said, good night, I'm broken!

2022 Funny, optimistic and positive homophonic copy (Chapter 4) 6 1. Do vampires like spicy food? No, because they like blood.

62. If you can't find the mixing tool when making milk, you can use the key. The inventor of this practice is Li Bai, and there are words to prove it: the key is to produce milk, and I want to learn from Li Bai.

63. I still hate you, just like my neighbor ate Chili and got numb next door.

64. Jason Wu meets a mouse-Jason Wu strikes!

65. Deer can never take pictures of rabbits. The deer made the rabbit jump. You are too short. The rabbit is anxious to cry. I am not short. I don't love it at all.

66. Some frogs will touch your stomach, because Conan said that all frogs of the mind have been touching your stomach.

67. Job's tears do things with Job's tears, and Xiaoding does things with tinkling.

68. If Cai Yuan doesn't pay, go to Huang Ting to pick it up.

69. The name of the doctor who delivered Darren Wang's baby must be Columbus, because he discovered the new continent.

70. Mother sparrow smells the sparrow: "Baby, what hairstyle do you want to wear today?" Little sparrow: "choo choo ~"

7 1. Coal will not catch fire. It turned out to be a coal fault.

72. A pineapple went for a haircut. He sat for a long time, but the barber refused to cut his hair. He said, "Leave me alone."

73. Learning to drive, the coach gave me a Japanese name: Panasonic Sandcar.

74. You don't even consider me. what do you think? Want to die?

75. Doraemon has no neck because of hygiene, because the blue neck is mud.

76. Do you know why seagulls don't bark when they arrive in Europe? Because Paris seagulls are dumb.

77. I said I made ceramics. You said everywhere that I touched porcelain on the road?

78. A sheep migrates.

79. I won't say anything beautiful, but I said beautiful.

80. The song that fried eggs sing for poached eggs "This is a little love song of fried eggs ~"