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What is the full version of the lines of the broken sketch?

In the Spring Festival Evening of Zhejiang Satellite TV in 2020, Wen Song, Tian Wa, Liu Meixi and Guo Siqi's sketch Stop it.

Performers: Wen Song, Tian Wa, Liu Meixi and Guo Siqi.

Liu Meixi: Can't you leave soon?

Wen Song: I'm not leaving here.

Liu Meixi: You are dawdling. When can you hurry?

Wen Song: Today is the New Year. Why did you bring me here?

Liu Meixi: Do you still have a New Year's heart? You said you were going for an interview, and the people's leaders asked you, alas, how did you learn architecture and come to a media company for an interview? what did you say ?

Wen Song: I said you are so short, why don't you sell baked wheat cakes?

Liu Meixi: If you talk like that, will people take advantage of you?

Wen Song: Then I won't play jokes on him.

Liu Meixi: Are you still arguing with me?

Wen Song: It's not that I quarrel, but that there is something wrong with their speech.

Liu Meixi: I think it is wrong for you to do so.

Wen Song: I don't want you to think, I want me to think.

Liu Meixi: Oh, I'll go.

Wen Song: That's a problem. Where are you going? what are you going to do? When are you going? Why? I can't go.

Liu Meixi: All right. Today, I'm going to show you Master Wei who specializes in treating your quarrel. You must go today, or you must go. Go now.

Wen Song: Oh, I'll go.

Tian Wa: Dear friends, Happy New Year. I am coach Wei of the health training camp, and I have many years of experience in wrangling. Because I am often hospitalized, the slogan of our training camp is, come on, come on, I am the best, watch your words and deeds, and don't dispute. Guo, come and get me some water. Pour it.

Guo Siqi: You don't have hands, you can't.