Wei Zi's drunken driving stumped Ji Xiaolan.

During the Qianlong period of the Qing Dynasty, Zhang Tianshi (who was the head of one school, Zhang Tianshi, a former dynasty) visited the capital, just in time for the drought in Beijing. Ganlong asked Zhang Tianshi to stay a few more days and beg for rain.

So Zhang Tianshi stayed in Beijing for a long time, and he posed every day. He talked about Kan Kan and called it practice. Unfortunately, it didn't have any effect. God didn't mean to rain at all. Ganlong is very angry. Seeing Zhang Tianshi's dissatisfaction, he asked him to hurry back to his Dragon and Tiger Mountain.

Ji Xiaolan himself doesn't believe in Taoism. He thinks it's all a bluff. This incident gave him a chance to mock Zhang Tianshi. He went to see Zhang Tianshi off and said with a smile: This time, the real person is really eager for rain. The last word is deliberately elongated, homophonic and thirsty, satirizing Zhang Tianshi.

When Zhang Tianshi didn't ask for rain, he was very unhappy himself. What Ji Xiaolan said made him angry, but he couldn't show it. He admitted that his lack of magic led to the failure of praying for rain, and said with a smile: I heard that this great scholar is very shrewd. Why don't I make a report on the Internet, let Master Ji know, and let me see what Master Ji has learned!

Ji Xiaolan accepted it naturally, and confident Ji Xiaolan felt that nothing could beat him, but when the first part of Zhang Tianshi came out, he was dumbfounded. The first part of Zhang Tianshi is: Too old gentleman, anxious as a law!

This sentence is a common term used by Taoist priests. Usually used at the end of spells and symbols to indicate an emergency. The difficulty of this sentence lies in the fact that the old gentleman in Taishang is the top immortal in Taoism, and there is no relative existence at all, which can be said to be the standard "absolute".

What's more, Ji Xiaolan's understanding of Taoism is limited, and he has struggled for a long time, but he can't figure out the bottom line. Awkward. Originally, Ji Xiaolan mouth also has a bitter!

It is said that this half-couplet has become an eternal masterpiece, and so far no one can beat it. Universal netizens are wondering whether it can be produced.