Super funny homophonic terrier (60)

Super funny homophonic terrier (I) 1. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper "I am purple potato, and you are" in your ear.

You can cheat my feelings, but you can't cheat my money. I can love many people in my life, but I really can't make much money.

Do you know how much the stars weigh? Eight grams is because of Starbucks.

I just went out to buy oysters, and when I walked out of the supermarket, I suddenly jumped out of my bag and got into the soil. When they came back, they found that they liked mud.

5. If you don't kiss me, will you kiss the burner?

6. You are too bad. Do you have an English name called Paul, because Paul is too bad (Kochakin)?

7. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better, and Lu You was so angry that our family couldn't get online.

8. If Cai Yuan doesn't pay, go to Huang Ting to pick it up.

9. Am I short, short, short or short? Did you hear that? I still love you.

10. Fahai will never become a rapper, because he won't let the snake go.

1 1. What should I do if I am tall? Don't you want to bend down and talk to me when you meet me?

12. The rice crust and mud are good friends. One day Mud went to the rice crust home to play rice crust and asked who you were. Mud says I am mud, and I am mud. Did you hear that? I am your father.

13. Do you like pineapple juice, strawberry juice or my baby juice?

14. A teenager ate his classmate, just a classmate teenager.

15. Q: Do you really want to lose weight by eating so much every day? Enjoy it!

16. Now is really the next four tights: tight mask, tight clothes and tight waistband.

17. You don't even add my WeChat. What do you add, Canada?

18. One day, the elk got lost. He called the giraffe and said, "Hey, I'm lost!" "

19. When I saw Goddess online at night, I sent her a message: Are you there? Ten minutes later, the goddess replied, yes, why?

20. Ask the stone monkey when he is homesick most. At night, why? Because in the dead of night, it is a stone monkey who misses home.

Super funny homophonic terrier (2)1. Do you know why Doraemon has no neck? Because the blue neck is mud.

22. I understand that ugly people should read more books. In the past, people said that I was not the material for reading, but I was praising my beauty.

23. The mushroom was walking on the road and was accidentally hit by an orange. The mushroom said, "I have no eyes, go to the fourth one" and then the orange died. Because mushrooms are fungi, "fungi will kill oranges, and oranges will die."

24. Job's tears do things with Job's tears, and Xiaoding does things with tinkling.

25.m had a fight with N, and M finally admitted his mistake because M was sorry.

26. If you can't find the mixing tool when making milk, you can use the key. The inventor of this practice is Li Bai, and there are words to prove it: the key is to produce milk, and I want to learn from Li Bai.

Bowls and chopsticks are good friends. It's sad that the bowl chopsticks died and said, the bowl is safe.

28. Stir-fry chicken and porridge together, and you can get a bowl of fried chicken porridge paste ~

29. Hello, a cup of pumpkin almond dew, no melon, no apricot and no dew, and Nanren.

30. I fried skewers on the roadside again. I bought a squid beard in the shop. I feel uncomfortable after eating it. The doctor said my name is empty beard (so empty)

3 1. Want Want Snow Cake will become a Want Want quilt when it feels hot.

32. You don't even reply to my messages. Do you still sell Sichuan pork?

33. Okay, bad, whatever. Three people are good friends. One day, well, go out with something bad, so if it's bad, call it anything. Say who. If it's not good, say: let's make up.

34. I am a little sheep. I sheared the wool once today and it fell off.

36. "What will happen to a pear and a grain of rice in the refrigerator?" "Don't leave me!

37. My mascot is you, crab! -Because you have money (pliers)

38. Zhang Fei and Guan Yu rode together, with a cliff in front. Guan Yu said, "Stop your horse." Zhang Fei said, "I'm happy." Guan Yu said, "Stop your horse."

39. One day, I was dying while playing king. I told my teammates, watch the road, watch the road, watch the road, do you hear me? Put it down.

40. "What book did you buy?" "programming." C++ or java and Shen Congwen

Super funny homophonic terrier (Chapter 3) 4 1. Know why the fox can't stand up, because he is cunning.

42. I prefer Li Bai's poems. Lu You is so angry that I dare not surf the Internet.

43. If Ouyang Xiu can't do it, go to Wang Zhihuan.

44. Even I don't like it. Do you like any sponsors?

45. "Why do you often feel dizzy when riding?" "That's because you didn't recite the multiplication formula."

46. Once upon a time, an illiterate was walking. He suddenly became literate when he was walking. It turned out that he came to a crossroads.

47. Even I don't want it, so what do you want, a meal?

48. When Liu Genghong gained weight, he could talk cross talk. It turned out that he became tawni.

Xiao Wang doesn't know how to cross the river. Baidu made a mistake and actually crossed the river.

50. When I was seventeen, I caught a cicada. I thought I was catching it all summer. Cicada: I don't love it, I just like it!

5 1. Dragon thanked the crab for cooking it, and it was also a kindness for the crab to cook the dragon.

52. I went to buy oysters On my way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. So it's called oysters as mud.

53. Do you know why the sea is blue? Because the fish in the sea are spitting blue bubbles.

54. Why does Auntie never sweat? Because aunt is afraid of leaving aunt sweat.

I can't play basketball well today because I am discouraged. Yes, why did you give up?

My friend has been urging me to marry a rich man. Funny, please don't rush me again. Advise Fu, I am willing!

57. I accidentally hit my knee when I just went out. It's a pity that I hit my knee. Did you hear that?

58. "Have you seen my crape myrtle?" "Isn't your mouth on your face?"

A hunter killed a fox, and then the hunter died. The fox said, ha ha ha, I am a reflection fox.

60. The small animals are eating, but the elephant is very angry. So this is the Meteorological Bureau.