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Teacher: Everyone should have a little impression of my students at ordinary times. Yes, that's them, Eppanpan and Liu Xiaoyu. These two children are too naughty, their academic performance is not good, they are always absent-minded in class and always make trouble for me. Who is it? Who is it? What about my two students? I have been looking for them for a long time!

Student: Report!

Teacher: Why are you two late again today? How many times were you late this Monday?

Student: Four times.

Teacher: What day is it today?

Student: Thursday

Teacher: What did you do?

Student: Teacher, I did a good deed. When I saw the smog this morning, I wanted to sell masks and donate the money from selling masks to those low-income households.

Teacher: This is a good thing. How many pairs did you sell?

Student: I didn't sell a pair because the smog was so heavy that they couldn't see my booth.

Teacher: What about you?

Student: Teacher, I had an operation today.

Teacher: What operation?

Student: Cutting useless tissues of human body.

Teacher: Is the human body useless for tissue cutting? In your line of work, talk well.

Student: I went to get a haircut.

Teacher: I'm not talking about you, you children. You can leave whenever you want. Do you think school is your home?

Student: Teacher, I think you are too fickle. Every time I clean, I will say that I want to clean the school like a master.

Teacher: It's time to clean up. Well, we start class today. I tell you, this freshman can't go home. You will do it at any time.

Said to clean the school.

Teacher: That's time for cleaning. Well, we started our class today. I'm telling you, this new year student can't go home. The school decided to make up lessons for you two separately. After mending it, it didn't get better until the fifteenth day of the first month.

Student: Teacher, what about the 16th day of the first month? Zheng Jun Liu Fang has started school.

Teacher: I said there was something wrong with these two children.

Student: I finally have someone to accompany me to class.

Teacher: All right, all right, class!

Student: Please stand up, teacher.

Teacher: Why do you call yourselves to stand up?

Student: There are only two of us in the class.

Teacher: Today, the first thing we review is the geography knowledge we learned last class. First question, what is the highest mountain in the world?

Student: Erlang Mountain

Teacher: Nonsense, how did the teacher teach you? The highest peak should be Mount Everest, which is 8484 meters high.

Student: Teacher, I don't think you are strict enough about knowledge. Wolf Mountain is taller than it. In Erlang's song, it is very clear: "Er Ya Er Shan, hey, how high?"

Teacher: Sit down and listen to the next question. In some small European countries, why do their cars drive on the right?

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20 15 Sketch "Class 2" Actor List:

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Formerly known as Chen, Chinese mainland producer and actor, he graduated from the Performance Department of the Central Academy of Drama in 2000.

In 2003, he became famous for playing "A Flower" in Out of the Blue River, and began to work as a film producer on 20 10. The film "People are too long to walk" was released at the end of 20 12, which set a new record for the opening of a film in the film market in 12.

Chen Zhixi is keen to find a new director. He has cooperated with young directors such as Liu Fendou, Cheng Er, So Chol ng, Lu Gengxu, Dapeng and Chen Sicheng in such films as Pretending Couple, Deadly Hostage, Embarrassment, In Full Bloom, Pancake Man and Detective Chinatown, and all of them have been well received.

In terms of TV dramas, Chen Zhixi also has a unique vision and participated in the investment and production of hit dramas such as Brothers.

In the summer of 20 15, Pancake Man ended with165438+59 million.

Chen Zhixi's films produced by herself have accumulated more than 3 billion box office, and she has been praised as "the sister of 3 billion" by the industry.

She may be the most potential investor in the current circle.

Many successful cases have been handled, and the box office performance of the project has repeatedly verified her business vision.