Super humorous sentences with high evaluation (53 sentences)

1, years ago, he was just a teenager of 12 years old.

2. What is the economic strength of a class?

I asked the electric fan if I was ugly, and then the electric fan shook it all night, and suddenly I felt much better.

4. Q: What should I pay attention to when opening an inn in the martial arts world?

Five, Wei Zi! Wei Zi! Have you seen my crape myrtle?

6. Once I watched someone propose, I asked my friend why he proposed on one knee.

7. I have your son now, so prepare 300,000 yuan quickly. ...

Sure, but you just can't open it.

9. Then e-books are elevators for human progress.

10, A: Think more about the questioner's intention when doing the questions.

1 1, broadcast gymnastics is too fake, and girls have done chest expansion exercises for more than ten years without any effect.

12, what is the outer layer of the earth?

13, Grandpa Xiaoming is 70 years old this year, and he is as cold as a grandson when he goes out.

14, waiter: "Glad to serve you"

15, if you don't get married, you don't have to go to bed after you get married?

16, A: There is a word on the wall: Call it out.

17, "Yes, can you help me pay?"

18 who would have thought this 16-year-old girl,

19, she said kneeling on the ground is a grave.

20. Is it normal for a boyfriend to eat his girlfriend's tofu?

2 1, two little bees, flying in the flowers.

22. "Mom, I'm coming out." "Gay?"

23. There is a fish in the North Ghost. His name is Kun, and Kun is as old as you.

24. History teacher: Why did you hand in a blank sheet of paper?

25. A cold environment can make people younger.

26. Another teammate: Is there a card for this game? ! Where can I buy it?

27. Sunshine's new song "I want to be your girlfriend"

28. Have you ever seen Ding Ding, a boy who dances Latin, stretch himself?

29. You young people just take money too seriously!

Don't put anything on the table. What if the wind blows away?

3 1, if your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time.

32.can I be your girlfriend?

33. Girl: I am angry. Even if you buy me a cpb, it's no use.

34. If you were hit by a car and flew 10 meters away, what would you say when you got up?

35. The one flying high said to the one flying low, "You are a low-flying bee!" "

36. McDull: Boss, have a bowl of fish balls and coarse noodles.

Attendant: "What can I do for you?"

38. liberal arts students: is the departure of leaves the pursuit of the wind or the failure of the tree to retain?

39. A flock of ducks crossed the bridge in front of the door.

40. Me: "You are happy too early."

4 1, if books are the ladder of human progress.

42.dota, teammate: I'm a little stuck. What about you?

43. Netizen: Please give more care to the empty nesters after 1990s.

Don't listen to the electric fan, it's all blowing.

45. Doesn't the mouth grow on the face?

46. I think touching your hair is just a simple temptation.

47. Can you try another doctor? I always feel that I can live.

48. It depends on how you raise it. If you raise it well, I can send you away

49. Q: What animal in the world can't swim?

50. The duck said, Sister, come and play often.

5 1. What was the first passage you read?

52. Boy: Then don't buy it. Don't be angry.

53. Become a bird, its name is Peng, Peng's back, just like your luck.