Wei Zi quarreled with the singer.

Have you ever gone home and secretly wiped your tears because you didn't fight well?

Do you feel ashamed because of other people's yin and yang?

Will you buy Poisonous Tongue Encyclopedia because you dislike your stupid mouth?

Both? The film and television drama "Celebrity" teaches you!

As long as a profound observation, as long as a careful ponder, you can learn everything, but if you can't learn, you can only say that your brain is (open) (playing) (laughing) (teasing) ...

If you want to say that a sharp-tongued person is good at arguing, it must have the name of Yiping, a hedgehog with thorns.

Don't think that Yiping is just an argumentative and aggressive "singer". In fact, she is well-founded, and can be called a "sober world" according to love rat and green tea!

Question 1: What if green tea suddenly becomes friends?

Yiping's solution is not to expose her mask, but to politely ask: Why me?

When the green tea licks the face again, don't hesitate, don't doubt, start!

"Your mother is your mother, my mother is my mother. Although we are all surnamed Lu, we are definitely not sisters. "

Please note that the stress of this passage is above "absolute" and "pro", and you can also learn the tongue twisters in front.

Question 2: What should the guests do if they find fault inexplicably?

Make good use of homophonic terrier until he has nothing to say. Only real monkeys can listen to "crocodile tears" Yi Ping really suits you!

When the joke is over, we should be serious. Remember, be reasonable, because this will not only show that you have ink in your stomach, but also attract people's recognition of you. In this way, everyone applauds you, and those who find fault feel embarrassed.

Question 3: What should love rat do if he is angry and jealous?

Yi's character is of course "deal with a man as he deals with you"! What did you tell me? I'll pay you back.

Remember, be sure to reply with "I'm just toasting, but I haven't hugged", and every word here can pierce love rat's heart!

However, if you want to learn Yi Ping's killing skills, the most important thing is to have a small notebook like her. After all, a good memory is not as good as a bad writing!

If you can't learn the books Running Water and Going Home after Anger by Yi Ping Yi, it's good to learn this one!

She is "Hello" ...

Sorry, there was a mistake. Her name is Chu Xun Yu.

Chu Xun Yu has two big killers, the first is super logic.

While listing one, two and three, I also put back the taunts of the other side one by one.

You think I'm procrastinating, no, I'm angry; You call me hello, sorry, my name is Chu Xun Yu; You play games with me, I'm sorry? Be careful, you will really become pigs!

But this fourth point ... seems to have no convincing appearance. ...

After all, Chu Xun Yu is Ben Su of Mary Su. ...

Chu's second biggest killer, with its super rich vocabulary, instantly opened up N grades with his opponent.

The biggest difference between Chu and Chu is that they firmly record each other's mistakes in a small notebook, while Chu has a rich vocabulary and a strong improvisation level.

I don't think anyone has more adjectives and beautiful words about pigs than Chu Xun Yu.

Murong Haiyun, who was scolded as a pig, finally failed to install X this time.

But to tell the truth, and Chu's position is very high, but they are not practical. In real life, there are so many scenes of Mary Sue waiting for you to break through one by one.

The practical "Bankrupt Sisters" is simply a "curse textbook" in everyone's life!

Max, the producer of The Words of the Tiger and the Wolf, actually specializes in treating intractable diseases.

Is it you, respecting the old and loving the young, or you? According to Max's words, it is not to blame others, only to blame science.

In the face of such people, endure once and fight back for the second time.

When dealing with such a difficult old lady, Max began to talk, mocking their hooliganism and intimidating them. Full marks!

However, the strongest diss king in Bankrupt Sisters is not Max, but Sophie, the "Queen of Poland"!

Someone will want to gossip about you right away, saying that it was not intentional. Sophie simply "shut up"!

Or like Sophie, don't care about face, just poke this person's weakness, let him not do his duty, and instantly make the other party speechless.

Someone came to pry the corner, and Sophie became a "malicious jet" every second. Remember, be sure to scare people!

But the goddess Sophie is a stubborn advocate, and it is absolutely impossible to make her mainly. Sisters, learn!

As the saying goes, the martial arts in the world are only fast and unbreakable.

That makes sense. In the field of quarreling, the same is true. As long as you speak fast enough and others can't keep up with your brain circuit, it's easy to win!

As Stephen Chow, who has never lost a quarrel, he also won in oral speed and brain circuit.

The scene of Bao Longxing and San Gu quarreling in Jiupin Sesame Official is a classic!

Bao Longxing, who wants to pick up his sister and get caught, will die even if he has done something wrong. He will also tell the truth to his righteous self. "I'm just comforting her." "Aren't you empty and lonely?"

Obviously, it was Sangu who scolded Bao Longxing, and as a result, she accused Sangu of her business acumen with righteous words, which was simply convincing in capital!

Finally, with the help of magical brain circuits, all bad words will bounce back. Have you learned the textbook swearing skills?

Humble people are invincible, and fast people are speechless. Wei Xiaobao, which is cheap and good, immediately opens the speechless invincible mode.

From the age of three to seventy, Wei Xiaobao is simply a "vicious king"!

Scold to Ao Bai is panting, so witty and sensitive Wei Xiaobao is not only bad at swearing, but also unique in dealing with bad people!

Although mouth speed and brain circuit speed can win most of the time, there is nothing you can't understand!

There is such an example of PK Taipei dialect from the northeast in "Report to Teacher: I am Traveling in the Northeast".

Girls in Taiwan Province secretly poke girls in Northeast China to enter through the back door, but girls in Northeast China don't eat soft rice, and when they come up, they are "dry".

But the girl in Taiwan Province province didn't understand, and the girl in Northeast China sent two more words: mountain cannon.

What is the trial? You scold me?

Sorry, I'm still nagging you to death!

When Taiwanese meets Northeastern dialect, I'm sorry to announce failure!

When she met the exhibitionist of Taiwan Province's mother Haw, the girl in Northeast China was beaten without saying anything. The result won a wave of praise from the masses. ...

Northeast girl wondered: Can you do it after all? What the hell did I say? Is it so powerful?

Girls in Northeast China say "What are you looking at?" Boys in Taiwan Province Province are OK, so the advantage of dialects should not be too obvious.

Fighting without blowing dust is easy to win, so fighting is very relaxed and happy, and I am in a good mood!

Quarrel requires not only flexible mind, large vocabulary, strong logical ability and sharp mouth, but also mastering various languages.

Therefore, quarreling is not only a mental activity, but also a technical activity. So, have you learned?