Couples ask and answer eighty humorous jokes

Couples ask and answer homophonic jokes. 1. "How much does it cost to buy the moon?" "It's more affordable to buy in the middle of the month, because the moon on the fifteenth day is sixteen dollars."

2. I am from BearBiscuit. One day, I accidentally fell from the upstairs. Then, I collapsed. Good Night!

Today, I went to an island called Buevojura Island.

One day, the bear was washing clothes, but there was a place that could not be cleaned. Mother bear said that you rubbed the bear very carefully and said, "I did."

After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot, and my mother smiled without a word. Finally, I couldn't help but lift the lid. The result was boring.

6. Su Shi closed the door for a while and didn't see any friends. When his family asked him why, he said, "I want to leave my Su Shi circle."

7. When I came home yesterday, my mother said, "Alas, nothing can come off my pants." "Oh, it seems that I spilled mud."

8. Going out in rainy days is also called pedaling wetlands.

9. Tell those who once looked down on me that I have a house, not rented, but opened in King's Canyon, ok?

10. Grandma's door handle is very thick and there is a noise when opening the door. Later, when I asked, I realized that this was called being rude.

1 1. "I may be a loach", "Why" and "Because I like loach"

12. Aladdin was punished by God for his mistake and put into a jar. He asked doubtfully where this was. So God: You are in a pot and don't know the pot.

13. Do you like apple juice, grape juice or my baby juice?

14. On my way home, I went to buy oysters. All the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. So it's called oysters as mud.

15. This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.

16. How is the door handle of the company meeting room broken? The boss is worried.

17. wearing AirPods all day will affect the luck of love, because AirPods have no sound source.

18. Well, bad and what are three good friends? One day, just call the bad bar and ask the bad bar out to play together. Bad. Q: Who's there? Just say: let's make up.

19. You didn't stay up all night, so what did you stay up, Ollie?

20. Even I don't cherish it. What do you cherish? Biography?

Couples ask and answer homophonic jokes 2 2 1. Beauty's room is generally messy, after all, it is the beauty in the messy room.

22. "I said don't be confused when fighting. Why do you ask candied haws everywhere? "

23. Even if I don't coax, what are you coaxing, Hong Shixian?

24. I said I don't drink. You go around telling people that I won't live long. ...

25. One day, a little pig and a little leopard went to eat. The boss said, what do you want to eat? Pig said, give me some pig food. The boss said, ok, a pig food. What do you want, little leopard? The little leopard said: leopard food. The boss said: Beijing time is eight o'clock sharp.

26. "I told the old people at home that I worked in Baoan, Shenzhen, and they spread everywhere that I was a security guard in Shenzhen."

27. It's 36 degrees hot today. I went to buy two ice creams, one for you and one for me, and then we cooled off the heat. Did you hear that? It's over.

28. I saw my country dog so happy and carefree every day, so I asked him' What is the secret of carefree every day', and he said' Woof, woof, woof'.

29. Guo suddenly called the agent of his wife with kidney calculi: Yudong Stone. His wife was shocked: look at the sea?

30. I am a little crab. One day I dropped my pliers when I was walking. I went to see a doctor, and the doctor asked me what was wrong. I said, I don't have pliers! ! Did you hear that? I have no pliers!

3 1. I have a great job. What? Digging the lotus root

32. Once upon a time, there were two turtles that looked very much alike. One barks at home and the other barks outside. After the physical examination, the doctor took the case list and asked who the sick turtle was. Take a closer look, it's the turtle at home.

33. The truck met a taxi for the first time. The truck said, "I'll call a truck." The taxi said, "I'll call a taxi." The truck said, "Stop screaming and I'll take you!" "

34. When I went to the dentist recently, the doctor asked me why my teeth were worn so badly at a young age. I said I've been biting my teeth all these years.

35. Do you know why Jackson Yi doesn't go shopping at night? I don't know, because the shop will close at night.

36. Let me share with you the types of peppers, not spicy, slightly spicy, spicy, sweet and spicy. Today is my birthday.

37. There is a piece of glass. A little sleepy. Then it jumped down from upstairs and said, good night, I'm broken!

38. "Have you seen my crape myrtle?" "Isn't your mouth on your face?"

39. A little mouse stayed at home for too long and wanted to go out and dig. His mother sighed when she saw it. Alas, what a waste of love.

40. Before he died, Gong Yu said to his son, "Move mountains, move mountains", and his son said, "Shiny".

Couples ask and answer homophonic jokes 3 4 1. Why people don't like sitting when eating, because novices are easy to stand (post station).

42. "I said I like buttonwood, and you told others that I like living with gay men."

43. A pineapple went for a haircut. He sat for a long time, but the barber refused to cut his hair. He said, "Leave me alone."

44. I accidentally trampled an ant to death. The little ant said sadly, that's the queen, meowed, we don't have a queen.

What did you eat today? B: There are no ducks. B: Hot and sour bamboo shoots.

46. Yongqi helped the grandmother to take a bath and even pulled out the grandmother mud.

47. The bear has a flower, but it has withered. Bear said sadly, flowers, don't wither. Did you hear that? Do not cry.

48. I said I was in Shenzhen Baoan. You say everywhere that I work as a security guard in Shenzhen?

49. I said I made ceramics. You said everywhere that I touched porcelain on the road?

50. If you don't even hold my hand, what do you hold? Holding hands with Guanyin?

5 1. One day, the duckling was reading a book. Mother duck said to close the book, close it, close it, do you hear? Make up.

52. Well, bad bar and leisure bar are three good friends. One day, I'll just call Bad Bar and ask it out to play. Not good, say: Who else? Just say: let's make up!

53. Do you know why seagulls don't bark when they arrive in Europe? Because Paris seagulls are dumb.

54. "I said I was eating out, and they said I was begging out at a young age."

55. I understand a truth. If people are ugly, they should read more books. In the past, people said that I was not the material for reading, but I was praising my beauty.

56. Who doesn't like easy-to-get love? Think about Zhang Yide's love in history, which do Liu Bei and Guan Yu like better?

57. Hello, a cup of pumpkin almond dew, no melon, no apricot and no dew, and Nanren.

58. "Do you choose thesis or theory" and "I choose theory"

59. Others find buzzing annoying, but you say it's a beautiful mosquito, so I'll tickle you!

60. The name of the doctor who delivered Darren Wang's baby must be Columbus, because he discovered the new continent.

Couples ask and answer homophonic jokes 4 6 1. I asked my mother, why can't the flame of the candle stop for a while? Mom said because this is a spiritual guy. "

Once upon a time, a snake wanted to get the brightest gem in the world, but it couldn't get it. Snakes can't. Did you hear that? I hate to part with it.

63. Even if I don't answer, what are you answering, the temptation to go home?

64. the Monkey King fell into the lake and went ashore to become Liu Er's macaque. It turned out that he fell into the quilt of Bitter Lake.

65. Want Want Snow Cake What do you think it will become when it is hot?

66. One day, the bear bought an ice cream. The sun is like fire, and the ice cream melts to the ground. The bear said, "It looks like mud. It looks like mud." Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

67. Standing opposite the five enemies of 1, No.2, No.3, No.4 and No.5, my bodyguard said to me, "Please ask my master to tell me how many times to call".

68. "I have a great job." "What?" "Dig the lotus root."

69. Why does Superman wear tights? Because saving lives is very important.

70. It's very hot. The old hen went to enjoy the cool under the tree and soon shivered with cold. She accidentally stepped on a banana. It turned out that the chicken was cold and burnt.

7 1. The reporter asked Ceng Yi: You have so few lyrics, can you earn money by singing a few words at a time? Ceng Yi: If you don't earn much, earn pocket money.

72. You seem to have gained weight. I can lose weight with you. Let's give up meat (get married) tomorrow!

73. If you can't find the mixing tool when making milk, you can use the key. The inventor of this practice is Li Bai, and there are words to prove it: the key is to produce milk, and I want to learn from Li Bai.

74. A duckling ran fast on the mud and then fell asleep. The name of this story is Mud Sleeping Duck.

75. Do you know why Beijingers don't say homophonic terriers? Because old Beijing is not harmonious.

76. Do you know how much the stars weigh? Eight grams because of Starbucks.

77. One day, the duckling was reading a book. Mother duck says it's time to eat. Close the book, close it, make it up! Did you hear that? Make up!

78. Jason Wu meets a mouse-Jason Wu attacks!

79. Falling in love is not that easy. Everyone has their own mobile phone.

80. You don't even return my messages. Do you still sell Sichuan pork?