Provide some shocking characters or classic dialogues in the novel.

1. When it rained heavily, Shuhuan said with a heavy expression, "The eight-year war of resistance is about to begin ..."

(Shu Huan is an absolute prophet and worships ... o(╯□╰)o)

2. female: you say it! Go ahead! Why on earth! This is not in line with your own state. So sometimes look small.

M: Let me explain.

Woman: I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen!

(In fact, many girls are so ridiculous ...) Relax, read a lot of jokes and find Qiong Yao.

3.

Woman: You are heartless, you are heartless, you are unreasonable!

Man: You are heartless and heartless! In fact, the mood is always inexplicable recently.

Woman: I'm heartless, heartless and unreasonable!

Man: You are not heartless, heartless and unreasonable!

Woman: ok ~ ~ ~ even if I am heartless, cold and unreasonable! This is not in line with your own state. So sometimes look small.

Man: You are heartless and heartless!

Woman: If I am heartless, heartless and unreasonable! Nothing is more heartless, heartless and unreasonable than you!

Man: Hum! You are the most ruthless, ruthless and unreasonable! In fact, the mood is always inexplicable recently.

(This one is speechless ... I admire him (⊙ o ⊙) ...)

4. "I know he loves you dearly, and I know you love him dearly."

(Do you know what I see is pain and pain ...) This is not in my state. So sometimes look small.

5. "Erkang, how can I save a broken you from a broken one?"

What can we save if we break up together ...

6. Er Kang said to Wei Zi, "My heart is killing me!" In fact, the mood is always inexplicable recently.

Wei Zi said angrily, Erkang ... You have gone too far ~ ~

This is not in line with your own state. So sometimes look small.

(... three seconds ... the clock ... passes ...)

Then say shyly, but I really like your excesses. Here are some excerpts from the super.

(It's really too much ...)

Non-stop. Here are some excerpts from the super.

7. Shu Huan, don't come here, let me fly over = _ = ~ ~

(... I have no idea what to say ...)

Zi Ling: "The Eiffel Tower is nothing. Look like an iron tower from the front, look like an iron tower from the back, look like an iron tower from the left, look like an iron tower from the right, look like an iron tower from above, look like an iron tower from below ... "This is not in line with your own state. So sometimes look small.

(Isn't this a typical mixed manuscript fee ...)

9. Wei Zi said with tears: "She said that you look at the snow, the stars and the moon together, and talk about life philosophy from poetry and songs ... I didn't look at the snow and the stars and the moon with you, and talk about life philosophy from poetry and songs!" Non-stop. Here are some excerpts from the super.

Erkang: "It's all my fault. I shouldn't watch the snow, the stars and the moon with her, and talk about the philosophy of life from poems and songs ... I promise you, I will only watch the snow and the stars and the moon with you in the future, and talk about the philosophy of life from poems and songs ... "

Aunt's jokes are really the best. They laugh every time I look at them.

(or mixed payment ... o(╯□╰)o ..)

10. Ma Jingtao shouted in Qiong Yao's play: Actually, I've always been inexplicably upset ... recently.

Why? !

Why? ! Relax, read a lot of jokes and find Qiong Yao.

What's going on here? !

Why? !

What's going on here? ! This is not in line with your own state. So sometimes look small.

Why? !

What's going on here? !

(It really makes the gods cry ... Why did Qiong Yao write the original100000 ...)

Relax, read a lot of jokes and find Qiong Yao.

1 1. In Qiong Yao's play, a person asks people around him like a madman, "Can someone tell me what happened here?

I'll tell her that you ran out without taking medicine again ... o(╯□╰)o ...

12. The most classic is "plum blossom brand". When the horse was taken to the execution ground, it was not in its own state. So sometimes look small.

Ma: Yin Shuang ... Go back quickly ... Who sent you?

Yin Shuang: No, I'm not leaving!

Ma: Go back quickly! ..... who wants you to see this? In fact, the mood is always inexplicable recently.

Yin Shuang: I'm not leaving, I want to live and die with you! !

Ma: Go back quickly! I don't want you to see my body-head-different!

(... who asked you to write ...)

This is not in line with your own state. So sometimes look small.

13. Erkang: "Wei Zi, I love you to the point of heartache!"

Wei Zi said: You are hurt, and so am I! You hurt, I hurt more!

(I'm hurt too ...)

Aunt's jokes are really the best. They laugh every time I look at them.

14. On the first day Shu Huan left, I missed him very much.

The day after Shu Huan left, I missed him very much.

On the third day after Shuhuan left, I missed him, missed him, missed him.

Aunt's jokes are really the best. They laugh every time I look at them.

(It will take a few years, and the number of words in this book will reach ... classic emotional expression ... absolutely invincible. )

15. You know your position in my heart is so lofty and noble! No one in the world has your place in my heart! I respect you, sympathize with you, love you, admire you, miss you, and let myself collapse. How can this feeling have the slightest disrespect? How could I bully you? Insult you? What I did, I just couldn't help it! For five years, I have been trying to suppress my feelings for you. This kind of torture has made me riddled with holes and bruises! I want to escape, you forbid me to escape! I want to go! You forbid me to go! On the dock, you said I couldn't hear your inner voice. I came back resolutely for this sentence, regardless of all the grievances and pains, but you avoided me like a poisonous snake! Do you know how painful I am? Do you know how much I am eager to wait for your eyes, your words or a hint? You make me swoon, life is worse than death, and now, you have made a target and said that I bullied you! You are cruel, you are cruel! You are so heartless. "

Relax, read a lot of jokes and find Qiong Yao.

(The last three sentences are really unique ... Aunt Qiong Yao is wonderful ... so talented ...)

16. Wei Zi travels with Gan Long and others as a maid. On the way, she had a one-night tryst with Erkang. Wei Zi said shyly, "Please don't stare at me, the emperor will find out …" Erkang blushed and I looked at him curiously. I wonder how lucky he is. For a long time, Erkang suddenly said, "It's hard to say ~ ~"

（...)

Non-stop. Here are some excerpts from the super.

17. Erkang said affectionately, "Do you miss me?"

Wei Zi said shyly, "I don't want to."

..... five seconds later ... through. Here are some excerpts from the super.

Wei Zi: "That ... I don't want to ... It's fake!" " "

(... hemp? You said you were numb. ..

In fact, the mood is always inexplicable recently.

18. The last sentence. To Aunt Qiong Yao ... "You are so cruel, cruel, cruel ...")

Come and see when you are in a bad mood .. Aunt Qiong Yao is very talented in comedy. ...

Aunt's jokes are really the best. They laugh every time I look at them.