Jin Yong's Seven Heroes filmed a drama about property management.

(The manager and assistant often go on stage at the same time)

Manager Zhang: Good evening, leaders, teachers, owners and students!

(They bow and wait for the applause to end. )

Manager Zhang: I'm the property manager of Lido Garden. My surname is Chang.

Assistant: I'm the assistant manager. My surname is Zhao.

At the same time: serve you wholeheartedly!

The assistant goes back to his desk to do the work form, and the manager often stays in the center of the stage. )

Manager Chang: It is said that the property work is difficult to do, and it is extremely busy every day. A thousand people have a thousand Hamlets in their hearts, and a thousand masters will bring a thousand kinds of pain and suffering. But I don't think so. Although I encounter many thorny problems every day, I enjoy the process of solving them. Don't you believe it? Then look at my work this day!

(Manager Chang sits back at the table, and Yang Guo and the girl get on the stage and walk to the center of the stage, holding hands and turning half a circle, looking at each other affectionately. The background music "What is Love in the World" sounded. )

Yang Guo: (to Manager Chang and his assistant) You dare ask two women, but this is property management?

Manager Zhang: (stands up) Hello, Shuxin Property, what can I do for you?

Yang Guo: My name is not Shuxin Property. (Facing the audience) My surname is Yang. I have been living under a single name, but now I have changed.

Manager Zhang: OK, what can I do for you, Yang Daxia?

Yang Guo: I don't know about one thing, but I hope you can give me some advice. The community convention clearly stipulates that pets can be kept, and every balcony is equipped with iron cages to keep pets. Why does my pet cause everyone's dissatisfaction and criticism as soon as it arrives on the balcony?

Assistant: (hastily getting up to explain) Impossible. As long as it is civilized and pampered, our community will never be restricted!

Manager Zhang: Excuse me, Yang Daxia, what kind of pet do you have?

Yang Guo: (Facing the audience) Everyone in the Jianghu knows it. My pet is a sculpture.

Manager Zhang: How big is it?

Yang Guo: He is1.8m tall and weighs 300kg. The measurements are100,200,300 respectively.

Manager Chang and his assistant are surprised when they listen to the big sculpture with their hands. )

Manager Zhang: Such a big pet ... is really beyond our visual ability. Maybe in your opinion, such a big sculpture is just a pet. But in the eyes of other neighbors, it is a monster, so keeping it on the balcony will really scare other neighbors.

Yang Guo: (Looking back at Little Dragon Girl affectionately) Aunt, what do you think?

Little Dragon Girl: (Step forward) Now we are in a new era, and bosom friends can also become true love. Brother Diao is so kind to you, shouldn't you buy a small apartment for your good friend?

Yang Guo: Aunt, don't forget that we are registered in other places and have been restricted from buying?

Little dragon girl: Then change to a big house.

Yang Guo: Aunt, our small suite is still under mortgage …

Little Dragon Girl: Come on, is our life already so tense? Where are our travel expenses?

Yang Guo: (Facing the audience, step forward) Since Zhong Nanshan became a tourist area, our ancient tombs have also been requisitioned and transformed into hotel chains. For 800 years, we have been wandering around looking for a place where we can live in peace. Until now, we have found the Lido Garden, which is called the Southwest Xanadu. We finally stopped. We want to stay here and find a happy life like a fairy!

Little Dragon Girl: Don't change the subject. Where are our travel expenses?

Yang Guo: Aunt, do you know what this place is? What is abundant here? (Facing the audience, take out Allegro from behind) Chinese hot pot street shop, crispy hairy belly, fresh goose intestines; Maocai string taro chicken, spicy and sweet taste; Sichuan cuisine pays attention to pork, fat but not greasy; Lai Tangyuan and Dragon Wonton ate a bowl and didn't want to leave. Ask where there is delicious food, Chengdu is a spicy and happy day!

Little Dragon Girl: So you ate all the travel expenses? No wonder you've gained weight recently, getting fatter and fatter, just like you carved it.

Yang Guo: Auntie! Do you know what is the biggest pain of being a fat man?

Little Dragon Girl: What is it?

Yang Guo: Our greatest pain is that we don't know which chin to hold when we are thinking.

Little Dragon Girl: You don't have to think about it. I already have a plan. (to the audience) 800 years later, men still rely on their mouths to be sweet; After 800 years, great changes have taken place in social civilization. After a period of time, our swords have been reduced to scrap iron in this era, and our martial arts have lost its meaning. Society will not change because of us, only we can adapt, rivers and lakes grievances have become the past, and harmonious life is the mainstream!

Yang Guo: So what do we need?

Little Dragon Girl: Money, money or money! In this era, the status of businessmen is no longer humble, the court also encourages entrepreneurship, and the disabled have tax incentives. After a while, why don't you open a shop?

Yang Guo: What store do you run?

Little Dragon Girl: You have a lot of ever-changing movements. You can crush boulders with a tap, and you can use them freely in iron sand, right?

Yang Guo: Of course! (begins to draw hands)

Little Dragon Girl: Then you can fry chestnuts! What kind of sugar-fried chestnuts, cream chestnuts and sauce chestnuts are delicious and easy to sell! With your internal skills, you can bomb 500 A Jin days. Earn two yuan per catty, one thousand a day and thirty thousand a month. You can change a big house in a year!

Yang Guo: Aunt, when did you learn your business skills?

Little dragon girl: (turning around proudly) As a woman in the new era, we should learn to change ourselves.

Yang Guo: But I can only fire 250 A Jin a day.

Little Dragon Girl: Why?

Yang Guo: (raises an arm) Because I only have one hand.

Little dragon girl: (injured) Oh, ladygaga! This is a thousand calculations, but it doesn't count ... are we doomed to struggle under the poverty line forever?

Yang Guo: Auntie, I'm sorry!

Manager Zhang: (stepping forward) You two are in a hurry. I just listened to Miss Long's idea and thought it was feasible. If Yang Daxia's work is inconvenient, he can actually invest in renting a facade, hire a master, and settle the remuneration according to the output, so that he can operate smoothly.

Yang Guo: This plan is great! But where should I ask the master?

Manager Zhang: We regard the owner as God. Since you ask me this question, Shuxin Property will definitely help you solve it. I'll let you know when I find the right person, okay?

Yang Guo: (fuels) Thanks a lot!

(Yang Guo leaves with the girl. )

Act ii

(Qiao Feng, Xu Zhu, Duan Yu, aggressive. )

Assistant: Manager Zhang, this is not good!

Manager Zhang: Nothing. I will take care of it. Hello, Shuxin Property. what can I do for you?

Qiao Feng: Facing the eternal beauty of the Western Hills, the gate has been facing the sea for thousands of years. Please raise your hand when walking in the Jianghu. We are all good friends! I dare ask you two, why do you want to do things so well and kill all my three brothers?

Manager Zhang: What's the matter? If we did something wrong, please point it out!

Xu Zhu: Hallelujah! My three brothers used to be a generation of heroes, but they were tired of Jianghu grievances and looked down on fame and fortune. They just took off their official hats and lived in seclusion here, and they also took a fancy to the profound cultural heritage and leisurely humanistic feelings of your precious place. Now it's only temporary cash-strapped, so take our oxygen and deprive us of our right to live! This is really-

Duan Yu: A tiger falling in Pingyang is bullied by a dog, but a chicken falling in feathers is not as good as a chicken.

(Three people sigh at the same time. )

Manager Zhang: May I have your name?

Qiao Feng: I-(patting my chest with my right hand) Qiao Feng!

Virtual bamboo: (hands folded) The poor monk's dharma name is virtual bamboo.

Duan Yu: (folding fan bows) Hello, Second Sister, I'm in XiaDuan Yu.

(The background music "Difficult Classics" rings. )

The assistant picked up the notebook, showed it to Manager Chang and whispered something. )

Manager Zhang: I see. You three cut off the water and electricity because you didn't pay the rent, right?

Qiao Feng: (word for word) Would you please stop talking so loudly?

Manager Zhang: I'm really sorry, I can't help you with this.

Assistant: According to the regulations, the rent can't be reduced for one month. Now all three of you are heroes. You have been without water and electricity for three months and have taken good care of you.

Xu Zhu: Hallelujah! Brother, the two benefactors are very kind and have always been good to us. We can't ask for more. Let's try to chip in.

Qiao Feng: Second brother, do you know what my occupation is?

Xu Zhu: Brother, you are the leader and the highest decision-maker of the largest non-governmental organization in North Korea! As long as you give the order, members of the street and the mountain will only follow you!

Qiao Feng: Third brother, do you know what this non-governmental organization is?

Duan Yu: Beggars.

Xu Zhu: Big Brother! As the boss of the first gang in the world, you are the overlord of beggars!

Qiao Feng: The overlord among beggars is still a beggar! (Sigh) I, Qiao Feng, have been aboveboard all my life, brave and upright, commanding thousands of troops with one hand and invincible martial arts, but I can't even afford a wife in the end. The world is too big for Qiao Feng to hold me! Did I abandon society, or did society abandon me?

Xu Zhu: Hallelujah! Brother, don't sell yourself short. Little brother is worse than you. Since childhood, Master has taught that the Buddha accepts all those who are predestined friends and forgives all those who break the precepts. As long as there is a Buddha in your heart, everything is a Buddha. But when I left Lingjiu Palace and wanted to return to Buddhism, they said that to apply for becoming a monk now, I must have a master's degree, CET-6 and many years of management experience. Now I am vulgar, Buddha is not a Buddha, even Amitabha can't speak, and I have no legal qualification for charity. Third brother, the task of collecting money still depends on you.

Duan Yu: Two brothers should understand that I am the worst person. I miss the beautiful scenery and outstanding people in Dali, but I was killed by Mongolian fighters. Now Dali has become Yunnan Province, and my second generation has also become a conquered nation. The heart of rejuvenating the country has never existed, and the art of survival has not yet existed. On weekdays, I only read classics and plant flowers and grass. It's really a burden. I'm sorry for my two brothers!

(Three people crying)

Manager Zhang: Don't be too pessimistic. Now it is an open society. Everyone can make money by their own hands. Although our company has a strict system, it also has the brilliance of human nature. No matter the tenant or the owner, we live in Lido Garden as a family, and your business is my business. I will definitely help you find a suitable position, okay?

Qiao Feng: Please, sir! Second brother and third brother, go!

(Three people leave)

Act iii

(Guo Jing helps Huang Rong, and the background music "Iron Heart" rings. )

Manager Chang: Hello, Shuxin Property. what can I do for you?

Huang Rong: I want to complain!

Manager Zhang: What have we done badly?

Huang Rong: Not only is it not in place, it's a crime!

Manager Chang/Assistant: (bowing at the same time) Please advise!

Huang Rong: Do you know that lack of sleep can lead to metabolic disorder in women? Do you know how many brain cells die when you wake up? Do you know that living in a noisy environment every day can lead to endocrine disorders, vomiting and diarrhea, swelling and foaming at the mouth?

Guo Jing: Rong Er, don't exaggerate!

Huang Rong: No exaggeration! Do you know that any noise is a double harm to people who are sick and recuperating?

Assistant: No, our community is surrounded by gardens. Not only stay away from noisy streets, but also indoor construction is not allowed during breaks. Where is the noise?

Manager Zhang: I apologize for the trouble caused by your rest. Can you tell us what sound you heard?

Huang Rong: I hear a piano and a flute every day. Qin is not like Qin, and Xiao is not like Xiao. They played a bloody tune together, and then the two old men screamed at the top of their voices-(pointing to Guo Jing)

Guo Jing: (Cantonese) When the sea smiles, the tide surges on both sides! Go with the flow, just remember tonight-

Huang Rong: Listen! Even if you don't speak Mandarin, you are not afraid of being deducted by the instructor!

Manager Zhang: You are talking about Music by Mr. Qu and Mr. Liu. This music is exciting and catchy. Everyone should like it, right?

Huang Rong: I am so excited that I have to beat my hands when I sleep in bed.

Assistant: But why haven't other neighbors complained?

Huang Rong: I don't care if others can hear me! Anyway, I will complain if it affects the rest!

Guo Jing: (Pushing Huang Rong aside) Don't be awkward! Rong Er is not an unreasonable person. He was only seriously injured and has been recuperating at home. In order to survive, he sleeps for 23 hours every day. The voices of the two seniors upstairs are actually not loud, but they sound like landslides in Rong Er. No matter how sweet the song is, as long as it disturbs her sleep, it is like a death warrant. alas ......

Manager Zhang: Then how can we cure her illness?

Guo Jing: Rong Er suffered serious internal injuries, and all his five internal organs were damaged. We have been looking for famous doctors for hundreds of years, but even the best surgeons in West China Hospital are helpless.

Assistant: Is there no way to cure it?

Guo Jing: There are ways to cure internal injuries, but we should work hard at home. For example, the first massage technique with the most remarkable curative effect, the most perfect function and the most skillful technique in the history of Jianghu-

Huang Rong: (grabbing words) One Yang finger!

Guo Jing: Unfortunately, since the first class, the descendants of Dali have never learned this technology. ...

Manager Zhang: (shine at the moment) You mean that as long as Dali is before Deng, you can cure Miss Huang's internal injuries?

Guo Jing: Yes.

Manager Zhang: (Clap your hands gently and your eyes glow) Great! Xiao Zhao, go and get Yang Daxia and Dragon Daughter!

Assistant: OK! (End)

Manager Zhang: (to Huang Rong and Claire Kuo) Just a moment, please.

(The other five people appear in turn)

Manager Zhang: (to Duan Yu) Mr Duan, what's your relationship with Deng?

Duan Yu: (shaking his fan) Judging from the historical development, I should be his grandfather.

Manager Zhang: Then can you point it out?

Duan Yu: You mean ... the one-yang finger I used to tickle when I was a kid?

Manager Zhang: Then can you be Doby, a yellow girl?

(Huang Rong turns his back to Duan Yu).

Duan Yu: That would be offensive! (Gesturing) As urgent as the law!

(Huang Rong shivers all over and cheers up at once)

Guo Jing: How are you, Rong Er?

Huang Rong: (moving limbs) The waist is not sore, and the legs don't hurt! Going upstairs is also exciting! Jing elder brother, I'm ready!

Guo Jing: (walks up to Duan Yu) Thank you, Teacher Duan! Saved my life, Rong Er! I want to return this favor to you. If you have any requirements, please feel free to ask, I will be very satisfied!

Duan Yu: (Glancing at Qiao Feng and Xu Zhu) Then Guo Daxia ... Can you help us pay the rent?

Guo Jing: Why is it so difficult? My treat! (takes out a gold ingot from his pocket and hands it over)

Duan Yu: (Jin Yuanbao in both hands) I finally earned my first bucket of gold! Brother, brother, I don't have to chew old bones! I realized the value of life!

Manager Chang: Mr Duan, this is just the beginning. Since you are skilled, why not seize this business opportunity and open up a bigger market? I'll give you an idea-(take out a picture scroll and hand it over)

(Duan Yu unfolds a picture scroll with four characters written on it: Massage for the Blind. )

Duan Yu: That's a good idea, but where can I find the blind?

Xu Zhu: (Suddenly) Hallelujah! If you want it, you can't find it. (Step forward, put on sunglasses, and start to imitate the blind to massage Duan Yu) Sir, is the power of the villain's diamond finger enough?

Duan Yu: That's enough! Very enough! Second brother, let's open a shop and start a business!

Xu Zhu: OK!

(Two people turn back)

Manager Zhang: Excuse me, is Master Qiao famous for his palm technique?

Qiao Feng: Haha, of course! My eighteen strokes of dragon fighting have been practiced to perfection, and each palm can reach a high temperature of 100 degrees Celsius, which is pure natural, low-carbon and pollution-free!

Manager Zhang: So, are you interested in doing business with this Yang Daxia?

Yang Guo: (Shines at the moment) Brother, I think your bones are weird. You must be a martial arts wizard! Are you interested in partnering with me and making a fortune with both hands?

Qiao Feng: OK, my hands are very useful! What do you want me to do？

Yang Guo: Fried chestnuts!

Qiao Feng: (fiercely) You asked me to go to Qiao Feng to fry chestnuts, which is really-(smiling face) great! (Facing the audience, advertising) Fried chestnut with eighteen palms, healthy and nutritious, pure green food. You deserve it!

Manager Chang: It can also be sold through different channels. The two heroes are responsible for the production and retail of the store, and Miss Long is responsible for online sales. We will set up direct stores in Taobao, JD.COM and Amazon respectively, and buy 10 kg of postage! A hundred catties are delivered to your door by the god carving himself! Guarantee to rise to five crowns within one year! Within three years, the store is hot in Chunxi Road! In less than five years, the enterprise will be packaged and listed, and Yang Daxia will sell his shares and get a large sum of cash, so he can continue to live with Miss Long as a fairy couple!

(Yang Guo and Little Dragon Girl look at each other hand in hand and make a happy appearance)

Manager Zhang: I also helped you think of the name of the store!

Everyone asks: What's your name? )

Manager Chang: The chestnut shop opened by Yang Guo Hehe is called Qiaoli!

(Applause)

Manager Zhang: Miss Huang, do you still need to complain now?

Huang Rong: No complaints, no complaints! I think I'm reborn now, thanks to you!

Everyone: We all want to thank you. What is your name, please?

Manager Zhang: My name is not important. Everyone just needs to know that I am an ordinary employee of Shuxin Property! Actually, I didn't do anything As the saying goes, a distant relative is not as good as a close neighbor. No matter between neighbors, colleagues or friends, as long as we help each other and enjoy resources, all problems can be solved! As the saying goes, let the autumn be crisp, to say the least, a harmonious and beautiful life is created by us! I hope all of you here-

Everyone: (making fists and bowing) Happy Mid-Autumn Festival and happy life!

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