Fortune Telling Collection - Ziwei fortune-telling - Wei Zi, a classmate who loves to talk about problems.
Wei Zi, a classmate who loves to talk about problems.
Tease boys' earthy love stories
Perhaps the only highlight of my life is meeting you, as if I met more people later, all to tell me how good you are.
Can I say good night to your face? Then I'll go first.
Say one-sided is staying up late, say insomnia, tell the truth is missing you, good night!
What's the matter with you? I hope you can't sleep at night when you miss me.
Do you smell something? Don't! Why is the air sweet when it comes out?
I'm a little short of money recently. Can I borrow your hand?
? What do you bake first when you barbecue! Barbecue first. I will consider you first. ?
? What do you think about every day? Miss you. ?
? I found someone secretly loves you. who is it? Me. ?
Whose class do you like best? Every moment of falling in love with you.
Can you buy me a packet of salt? Why? Because our relationship has faded.
Do you know what clothes I like? I like being subdued by you.
What kind of candy do you like? Our wedding candy.
I have one thing, never. What is this? Won't leave you.
Do you know what is most important to me? This is the first word of this sentence.
I have a cut on my hand, so you can do it, so we are husband and wife.
See what's so special about my hands. Not special. You haven't even hugged. Of course it's not special.
You must come when I get married. Why? It's embarrassing to have no groom.
? Why hasn't my order come yet? What's this? Our future. ?
? Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? I didn't know I would marry you. ?
? I am in good health, carrying the wind and rain. I just can't help thinking about you. ?
? Have you gained weight again recently? No. Then why do you weigh more and more in my heart? ?
? I think you gave me a cold. Why? Because I have no resistance to you. ?
Do you know a good plastic surgery hospital? I want to give you my whole heart.
You must have hung up. Otherwise, how can you be the perfect score in my heart?
Our friendship is over. It's time to develop into love.
Do you have a band-aid? I just fell in love with you and hurt my knee.
Do you know where the coldest place in the world is? There is no room for you.
If someone asks you who your date is, you say it's me, this pot, my back.
I still like you. I like to eat spicy strips when I was a child and never look at the date.
Can you teach me how to cook jiaozi? I'm a little silly. Everything I do is easy to reveal, and so is liking you.
You are so insidious that you like me behind my back.
Can you do me a favor? What busy? Help me to fall in love quickly!
? I know three people who like you. Who is it? Me, me, me.
I copied the love letter, but it is true that I like you. I stole roses, but I really love you.
Do you stay up late every day? Otherwise, how can I have you in every dream?
When will you pay the rent? You have lived in my heart for a long time.
I heard that my husband's family is very good, and my daughter wants to hear more in her life.
There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor.
I'll show you a magic trick. What? Become super fond of you?
You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life, right? Why else am I so happy when I see you?
You must be very good at holding dolls. Not bad! Then how can you hold my heart tightly!
I think my spine is a little bent, so that my heart tilted towards you at the first sight.
? Classmate, may I know you? Why? I think your future has something to do with me. ?
I want to sublimate our pure revolutionary feelings.
Just have fun. Why should I snicker? Because I love you.
You are in my heart when you are thin and stuck in my heart when you are fat.
The so-called ambiguity means that I want to talk about a love affair with you.
The best thing I can think of is that I like you every day.
Maybe everything in the world has a destination, and you are my destination.
Tease girls' love stories.
You are the cutest. I didn't have time to think about it when I said it, but I will still say it after thinking about it.
? I lost sleep last night. It means thinking about you all night. ?
? People can't live without oxygen, but I can. Do you know why? I don't know because I have you, naughty boy. ?
? Do you know what day it was yesterday? What day? It was the day when I loved you. ?
? Guess where my heart is. Definitely left. This is your fault. ?
? I have some bad news for you. What bad news? What I think of you is not simple. ?
? Do you like getting rich? I like it. But I don't like it. Why? Because I like to hug you. ?
Love or not, give me a one-word answer. No love. Please answer in one word! Start over. ?
? If the wind tickles your ears. Oh, and then what? It means I'm thinking about you. ?
? I hesitated for several days and finally decided to flip a coin. I'll tell you directly. What should I do with my back up? Turn it over. ?
? Tell me when you think about it. I didn't think clearly. I was thinking about you. ?
? I've been really busy recently. Busy with what? Busy liking you. ?
? Let me tell you a story. It's a little long What story? I miss you. ?
? I think I was a carbonated drink in my last life. Why? Because I can't help bubbling when I see you. ?
? I must have eaten too much salt. Huh? Otherwise, I am always idle and miss you ~! ?
My eyes hurt a little. Can you help me see what I have? My eyes are full of you.
What are you writing? Write poems for you.
I don't like you anymore Why? Because I love you.
Are you blind? Yes, I was blinded by your beauty.
Do you know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder? History. No, you showed up. ?
Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk? And your eternity.
I'm so kind! Because my heart is full of you.
The box containing the ring is called the ring box. Do you know what it is called? A match made in heaven.
I want to change my look recently, and I can't do it without you.
Do you know what season I like? I like the season with you.
? This is the back of the hand and that is the instep. You are my little baby. ?
There is no wine in your dimple, but I am as drunk as a dog.
This is jelly, that is a tree hole, and you are my heart.
I want to buy a piece of land. What land? Your unwavering loyalty.
From now on, I can only call you you because you are in my heart.
Do you know how to eat this beef? Let me feed you.
This is watermelon, that is cantaloupe, you are my little fool.
I used to be a manager, but you stole my heart, so now there are only two TV sets left.
If I had known, I would have given you candy. You are making trouble in my heart.
There are 100 sweet ways, including eating sugar and cake, and thinking of you 98 times a day.
I went to buy oysters. On the way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. It turns out that oysters like mud.
I am super cool, but if you chat with me, I can be cool for a while.
? Do you have a lighter? No. Then how did you light up my heart? ?
Don't close the window when you sleep at night. I want to sneak into your dreams at night.
I think your three views are as correct as your people.
? Let me ask you a question. Which one has nothing to do with you? ?
I want to give you all the best in the world, but I find that the best in the world is you.
I say good night to the whole world, but I only say I like you!
The Jianghu is too far away, so I won't go. I just want to be with you, cook for you and sleep with you. I want to sleep with my conscience.
I am looking for a horse. What horse? Your micro signal.
I used to like eating meat, but after seeing you today, I decided to start being a vegetarian, because you are my type.
Do you have a lighter? No. Then how did you light up my heart?
? Let me count by hand. You are shorter than me. I am an attractive man, and you are also attractive. ?
Only state officials can set fires, and you are not allowed to leave me.
Others' hearts are on the left, and mine is on your side.
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