Humor of wedding greetings

1, paper tiger, Mickey mouse, light candles and live together; One is a husband and the other is a future mother. Lulu, how happy! I wish the young couple a happy marriage!

2. One worships heaven and earth and suffers from his wife's anger from now on, and the other worships Gao Tang. I sleep on the floor and she sleeps. Husband and wife worship for her and work hard for her. You are a sheep and she is a wolf!

Look at your lovely flowers and grass. There is no place to put your beautiful hands and feet. Aren't you the one who issued the bill? Although I am envious, I still want to send you a blessing, which represents my tolerance and happy wedding!

4. Congratulations, congratulations, passionate age, passionate summer, fiery wedding; I will give you all my sincere gift packages. Love is as sweet as honey, and we have a tacit understanding together. A dragon was born at home this year.

This is a day worth celebrating. Today, you finally succeeded in selling yourself, which is not easy. For this reason, I will set off firecrackers to eat candy for you today, and finally tell the groom that the goods have been sold out.

6.congratulations! Saying goodbye to being single also means that you have really found true love. As your friend, I am really happy. I wish you happiness ... be careful not to become a yellow-faced woman ~

7. Remember to pull it out quickly. Don't let your potatoes rot in the ground. Toothache will kill your boy. More importantly, don't forget that if you don't pull it out, your wife's stomach will suddenly get bigger! Give a pig a fight for food with you!

8. One is water and the other is milk. In the future, you will be one; One is blessed, the other is blessed. In the future, you will be blessed. Wan Li, I wish you love each other forever.

9. Sing for happiness, often congratulate the wedding, be happy for love, often think about life, feel life, and spend it hand in hand with the world. A wedding song, flying brilliantly and living happily ever after.

10, I heard that you were sentenced to life for dating a girl, and asked you to accompany her every day, tell her jokes, buy a house and turn the door. Congratulations, hero. You are finally dead!

1 1, may the dew in the morning bring you a good mood all day, may the sunshine in the morning bring you a smile all day, may the moon at night help you forget your troubles all day, and may the stars at night help you enter a sweet dream!

12, there is a distance called distance, a thing called fate, a feeling called missing, a concern called silence, and a person holding a blessing glass in front of you two, I hope you two have a good time!

13. Today, you married a man named "Happiness" and tied the knot. Dowry is "ruyi", dowry is "health" and bridesmaid is "good luck". I heard that your future baby is called "happiness". I wish you a happy life!