What retarded lines have you seen in the TV movies we have seen?

In recent years, shocking lines in TV dramas have been rolling in, and the level of screenwriters' lines is shameful. Let's count those embarrassing lines with mental retardation.

First, the anti-war drama

Second, comics.

Third, news.

Four. idol drama

This is a meteor shower.

-"Love is deep and rainy"

Five, costume drama

Sixth, American TV series

And many, many more. Put a few more.

These lines really treat the audience as mentally retarded, which is why China TV series can't last a day. If the screenwriter uses snacks again, there will be fewer and fewer such mentally retarded lines.

As a century-old professional drama chaser, every time I see or recall some ridiculous lines in the play, I will laugh like a pig in embarrassment. Good things can't be enjoyed by one person, so the young master specially arranged for everyone to smile ~

Tips: Please don't read this article while eating or drinking water! )

Insult IQ

This question is really burning.

Isn't math taught by Meijia?

There is nothing wrong with it!

Visually, hin makes sense!

Li Ni Tang Zhu's IQ must be 150.

Inference is more reasonable than the above!

Elf King's Woman: # $%&; *

So how did all these people come?

Fiona Fang: What do you think is this man's suicide motive?

There are no words, in case you can't read them.

Everyone is immortal!

You must have met too few times!

Ridiculous, Master Xing still refuses to accept it!

There's nothing wrong with talking about trains, just load the bullets and go to Lhasa or something ~

It is not easy to defend our country!

I wonder if there is any wood or smell. I wiped my eyes several times, but I still saw the liquid of forgiveness. What about you?

So Meng Erdan's face was hot, and everyone was burned by ChristianRandPhillips?

Or "Princess Pearl", in the episode of catching parrots, the swallow solemnly asked the little Deng Zi at the small table to bring a birdcage for fear that the parrot would fly away again.

As a result, the cage they took away ... well, there should be a colorless and tasteless wall around the "birdcage"!

Li Ni Tang Zhu can contribute 10000000000 jokes in every play.

However, the main reason is that Chu broke up immediately, which is so irritating!

Of course, Thunderstorm can become a classic because of its lines by Lei (Zhi) and Zhang.

Who are you cursing?

They say they don't want this trait.

How reasonable!

Zhang Yida said, there is no doubt that it is me!

This nose ring is really dusty and unparalleled!

There are prophecies from God.

War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression has just started, and Shuhuan knows it will take eight years.

Steady, there's only one year left!

How do you know your name is Xiaozhuang after death?

Zhang Xueliang was so angry that he was about to climb out of the coffin!

The true god predicted it right!

Since it is a TV series, how can there be no shameful plot, so there must be foul language.

Just want to introduce must be the most classic lines, no one!

Joint intelligence assessment ... in the face!

By the way, are you happy?

Joint intelligence assessment ...

Is this irrigation or riding (really)?

Although you can't get my heart, you can get my body! Come on!

The expressions of three people all lit up.

Joint intelligence assessment ... Zhu Xiao pretended not to understand.

I have to say that the screenwriter's mind is too big to make up his lines. After writing this article, Zhu Xiao's abdominal muscles are almost laughing!

It feels funny. The following two are quite interesting.

The first one-no one carries 150 kg of explosives, which is enough for Guinness World Records.

The second is-800 miles away, killing the devil's machine gunner with one shot.

This is the magic gun, don't worry, let the bullet fly for a while. ...

Those sarcastic lines in TV dramas are really insulting IQ! Qiong Yao's drama and War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression's drama are the most prominent. I want to laugh without writing a small part below, haha ...

Aunt Qiong Yao's: The Roaring Emperor named after Qiong Yao's drama Ma Jingtao: What? ! Why? ! What's going on here? ! Why? ! What's going on here? ! Why? ! What's going on here? ! I also want to ask: Why is this? Ha ha laugh ...)

And "Deep Rain": Female: You are heartless, you are heartless, and you are unreasonable! Man: You are heartless and heartless! Woman: I'm heartless, heartless and unreasonable! Man: You are not heartless, heartless and unreasonable! Woman: ok ~ ~ ~ even if I am heartless, cold and unreasonable! Man: You are heartless and heartless! Woman: If I am heartless, heartless and unreasonable! Nothing is more heartless, heartless and unreasonable than you! Man: Hum! You are the most ruthless, ruthless and unreasonable!

After talking for a long time, who is ruthless, who is ruthless and who is unreasonable! ! ! )

The other is an anti-Japanese drama:

This is really a prophecy.

It is really the same.

And the following lines from God.

There are too many, so I won't list them one by one. If I write too much, I will be very tired and burst into tears. ...

Now is an era of rapid production of film and television products, and countless online dramas, commercial films and bubble dramas are flooding the network platform. There are always some lines with mental retardation in those works called Lei Ju, which makes people wonder whether the screenwriter has no common sense of life or his head is caught in the door. These inexplicable lines will not only make people play from time to time, but also insult the IQ of the audience to varying degrees.

Let's take a look at those shocking lines that make people laugh.

1, when it comes to lines with mental retardation, the first thing that comes to mind are those romantic dramas of Aunt Qiong Yao that are popular all over the country, such as Princess Pearl, Deep Rain, Curtains of Dreams and so on. Although these plays are famous for a while, there are still many shocking lines in them.

After reading these high-sounding lines, do you have the feeling of throwing the remote control board in minutes? Sure enough, this is a bridge that can only appear in romantic dramas.

2. There are also some anti-Japanese dramas and historical TV dramas, which always challenge the IQ of the audience to the maximum extent and always have the power of prediction. Before the horn of War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression sounded, we knew in advance that we were going to fight hard for eight years. Before the incident began, it was predicted that this place would become a semi-colonial and semi-feudal society. It's really ironic.

In short, the times are developing, people's material needs are constantly being met, and the spirit should be well comforted. The main contradiction in our new era has become "the contradiction between the people's growing need for a better life and the unbalanced development". I hope that filmmakers and TV people can also work hard to create classics for the audience, instead of shoddy.

Dare you shoot? Do you think I dare not shoot? You put the gun down. Put the gun down first. I let him go, infinite loop!

I didn't feel it when I was a child, but I found it when I grew up.

It seems that there is really nothing wrong, and there are no mistakes in grammar and logic ... but! At this time, the Tang Priest was just on his way! Your Majesty, how did you know that the Tang Priest would accept three disciples ... the Prophet?

What's wrong with that?

Ha ha laugh

Senior black

Did the princess cross over?

1- beautiful girl series

(Aunt Simon bears the brunt)

(My heart will die)

Actually, my aunt's steamed stuffed bun face is cute, but some of them are not photogenic and embarrassing. )

(Mace Bang Wei has such a magical effect! )

2- Compare the good-looking men and the plain-looking men in the series.

(I was so embarrassed when I saw the ultimate class ((work)))

(The bosses above, turn left to ophthalmology)

3- As an audience, you are blind.

I'm fffffu. . . . Buddha's mercy)

(Nani? )

4- The audience has no IQ series

Your grandfather is a male classmate with stories. . )

Aunt Qiong Yao, don't say anything!

Early warning of high-energy line ahead, thanks to the sand sculpture writers for bringing us happiness in sand sculpture.

I just want to ask you, is it delicious?

Don't ask, you know too much!

Then you can die suddenly on the spot now

No, we are all blind. We can't see anything.

It's too beautiful to look directly at.

Let's just say you're out of luck.

The history teacher applauds you.

The history teacher clapped happily for you again.

I can't take it anymore. Next.

Youtong: MD mentally retarded

I can't believe my eyes with such a serious comment.

Slipped away

I think it is necessary to count the repeated lines in Princess Zhu Huan, but I can't remember them clearly. Let me give you a few examples:

Er Kang (fanning his nose excitedly) said to Wei Zi, "You can hit me and scold me. . But please don't ignore me! If you ignore me, you will be anxious! " Wei Zi remained silent (frowned, then shook his head and looked into the distance). Erkang surrounded Wei Zi, very emotional, and said excitedly, "If you don't say a word, I will be anxious again, and I will be anxious by you." Everyone has questions to discuss. Don't ignore me. I am really worried about you. "Wei Zi still shook his head and avoided Erkang's eyes, but Erkang still didn't.

This is also written by Princess Zhu Huan:

Do you miss me? I don't want to, so you have nothing to say to me? There is a saying. What? That sentence doesn't want to be false. I still remember feeling so happy and sweet when I saw it! )

Lines summarized by netizens:

And this, it's so fucking classic:

Man: Yes, you are heartless and cruel!

Woman: Then you are not heartless! ? Not cruel! ? Not unreasonable! ?

Man: I'm heartless! ? Where is cruelty! ? What's unreasonable! ?

Woman: Where are you heartless? ? Where is not cruel! ? Where is not unreasonable! ?

Man: Even if I am ruthless, cruel and unreasonable, I will not be more ruthless, cruel and unreasonable than you! Woman: I will be more ruthless than you! ? More cruel than you! ? More unreasonable than you! ? You are the most ruthless, cruel and unreasonable person I have ever met!

Man: Hum, I am definitely not as heartless, cruel and unreasonable as you!

Woman: Well, since you say I'm heartless and cruel, I'll show you how cruel and unreasonable I am! Man: Look, they say you are heartless and cruel. Now you are completely heartless!

I was Banlangen in the mountains, a panacea for all diseases.