Classic lines of Degang Guo crosstalk.

1. From now on, I will never eat lobster again.

If there are six grenades for one dollar, I'll throw you one hundred dollars first. If the law didn't care, I would have killed you!

3, a palm-wide heart-protecting hair, but also tattooed hairtail.

4. I sprayed four pounds of perfume, which smells like stealing sheep dung.

5, cross talk is good! Attack ugliness, Huoxiang is healthy.

6. Go your own way and say who you want.

7. Law-abiding and depressed, strong nocturnal songs, riding mules to harm others and benefit themselves, being honest and clean, and starving. Building bridges and roads is blind, killing and setting fires. I went to the Western Heaven to ask my Buddha, and the Buddha said, No way!

The young man looks like an actor. ...

9. Tired of walking, he sat here, and the dog sat here, one side tall. People who came over wondered: Whose twin is this?

10, lobster, sea crab, haha! I like to eat shells! Waiter, bring him a plate of melon seeds.

1 1, until I was seventy-five years old, I met a laid-off worker from Hong Kong and they got married. ...

12. There is also a sign here in Paradise: No stalls are allowed 400 meters around Paradise!

13, dead vine and old tree faint crow, small bridge flowing water. The old road is thin, the sun sets, heartbroken people ... in the hospital, ... don't go to the hospital if their intestines are broken! ..... I am the first master of tampering with Tang poetry and Song poetry.

14, XXX was born and his father was ill. After returning to China, his mother is the hardest. Here is the husband and there are the children. We should take care of them. Feed the medicine here, feed the medicine there, feed the milk, feed the medicine. Feed medicine, breast-feed His father is too strong, and the child has taken the wrong medicine.

15, the sage taught us not to touch the master's dry food.

16, speak louder without electricity!

17, don't go after the party, go to eat-whoever goes will pay the bill.

18, go to Olympic Committee President Yukio Hatoyama.

19, you know my appetite, and I don't like roast duck, so I can't eat any more after eating four, so I said, I really can't eat any more, and I have to eat it when I get home later.

20. This guy robbed the bank and drove on the North Third Ring Road. 5: 30 in the afternoon! When the police arrived, the traffic jam was very serious.

2 1, little girl, give me a smile, don't laugh, then I'll give you a smile.

22.90 14 flight, Xizhimen to Daxing Huangcun. The fare is 5 yuan. Please board the plane. How interesting you say this is. The flight attendants will shout when they stand there. Let's go, let's go. There are big seats, there are big seats. Be sure to have a big seat!

23 years old and unmarried in her thirties, the matchmaker world in Beijing is a sensation!

24. If you are willing to die, I am willing to bury it.

25. Rogues know martial arts, and no one can stop them! Scientists know martial arts, and even hooligans can't stop them!

26. Interpol appeared on the scene. There was a body, torn to pieces. The captain said, "Qian Er, what do you think of this?" "It must be suicide!"

27. "Grandpa, how can I go to America?" "Then who knows ... ask the village chief!"

28. The only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear underneath.

29. God says we must treat them well. It is easy for crosstalk performers to go to heaven these years.

30, "there is such bright light at the foot of my bed, is it already frosted?" , looked up and found it was moonlight, (pa! My name is Degang Guo. There are many people here. I am very happy. Thank you for coming. Don't go after the party. Go and eat. Whoever goes will pay. Listen to cross talk for twenty, and make a noise of sixteen thousand. Laugh and add money. "

3 1, God sat there smoking.

32. Live. The house is riddled with holes. It is fatal when it rains: it rains outside the rain house, and it rains outside the rain house. Sometimes when it rains too hard, the whole family goes to the yard to take shelter from the rain.

33. Huh? You don't know me? I am an artist! I have been an artist for over a week.

34. Do you have a knife? I will stab you to death!

35, riding a neck to shit, I pulled dry, I pulled dry, he, riding a neck to pull dysentery!

36. Your shameless appearance resembles my charm.

37. Can I revitalize cross talk by myself? Probably, there will be a vibration effect at most.

38. Your shameless appearance is like my charm!

39. How many stops are there from Tieling to America?

40. Scientists know martial arts, and even immortals can't stop them.

4 1. On this day, I came to the railway station with prejudice, and all the tickets were sold out. Bias went to a policeman and asked, "Do you know where the ticket scalper is?" The policeman listened to the music: "I'm still looking!" " "