Local tyrants, let's be friends. Funny joke.

1. We are friends of two local tyrants, and Castle Peak will not change. My friendship for you will never change, and the apes on both sides of the Taiwan Strait will never stop crying. I dressed the local tyrant in leather pants. Above, he searched the green void, below, the yellow spring. Local tyrants, please don't go. Peach Blossom Pond is deep in thousands of feet, but it is not as kind as local tyrants. The bright line is at the foot of my bed, and local tyrants will warm my bed. Local tyrant, asked affectionately, "be a friend!" ! ! ! ! "

Many people say they want to be friends with local tyrants. To be fair, what should I do if I become friends with local tyrants? Eating people with soft lips and short hands always takes advantage of others. You have to pay the price of dignity, you have to be passive in Nuo Nuo, and you have to feel inferior. Can you accept the cheapness in this situation? Anyway, I can, local tyrants, please be friends with me.

3. Two orioles singing green willows, local tyrants, we are friends! Being in a foreign land, local tyrants invited me to Pizza Hut! Flowers are becoming more and more attractive, and local tyrants can also be gay! The clouds when she fluttered, the petals on her cheeks, the golden ripples on her crown, I spent the spring night with local tyrants! When is the spring flower and autumn moon? I am a local tyrant. Hello, everyone. Stop and sit on the night of love and LAM Raymond, local tyrant. Can we try? Like the strong wind in spring, it blows at night, and the local tyrants open the door for me. Rizhao incense burner produces purple smoke, local tyrants come to my side first!

4. "You are very kind, but we are not suitable. Let's be friends. " "Great, just waiting for you!" I said to the local tyrants.

5. When the sun sets, the western hills are full of clouds and the local tyrants have thorns. I don't regret that my belt has widened. I want to kiss the local tyrant! Shout when the road is rough, and help the local tyrants not to go! I wonder why my Jinse has fifty strings and the local tyrant gave me two dollars! The branches of red apricots are full of spring, and they are willing to pick up soap for local tyrants! Peach Blossom Pond is deep in thousands of feet, and I pass paper to local tyrants!

6. Xiaoming accidentally dropped a Rolex gold watch into the river, and soon the river god took Xiaoming's Rolex gold watch and said, local tyrant, local tyrant, let's be friends.

7. When you see a local tyrant, you forget your identity and don't want any moral integrity. Also posted that local tyrants please be friends with me? Come on, how can local tyrants have a crush on people like you? Please stay away from these scum and be friends with me.

8. A line of egrets goes to heaven, and local tyrants look here! Mermaids shed pearl-like tears on the moon-green sea, and I will hammer the local tyrants! The spring breeze in February is like scissors. I will blow for the local tyrants! Until September 8th in Qiu Lai, I washed chrysanthemums for local tyrants! I never get tired of looking at each other. Local tyrants send me money. When is the spring flower and autumn moon? I am a local tyrant. Hello, everyone.

9. When I was worried about Wan Li in a tall building, I pushed the local tyrant! Seeing the uneven road, I shouted and hugged the local tyrant. If the sky is sentimental and old, please lick my feet! Looking for him in the crowd, I will take two steps for the local tyrants! Li Bai was about to leave by boat when he saw the local tyrant calling for a stop.

10. The beauty asked her psychiatrist, "I have wealth and beauty, but I am empty." The doctor asked, "What is wealth and beauty?" The beauty replied: "I am very extravagant, my Hermè s Chanel is full, I am very narcissistic, and I take selfies with Meitukiss every day." The doctor smiled indifferently and stretched out a hand. With gentle eyes, several beautiful deer collided together: "Doctor, do you see my fragility?" "No, local tyrants, can we be friends?"

1 1. Being in a foreign land, local tyrants invited me to Pizza Hut! But if Longcheng flies, local tyrants will also fall in love! Drunk in the sand and not laughing, local tyrants come to sleep. Riding a princess in the world of mortals and laughing, no one knows it's a local tyrant! Oh, let a man with spirit take risks in his favorite place, and I'll give jiaozi to local tyrants! Fuchang hates pleasure, so I wash the feet of local tyrants!

12. In class, the teacher asked Xiaoming, "I have ten catties of gold and ten catties of cotton. Tell me which is heavier. " Hearing this, Xiao Ming plopped down on his knees, hugged the teacher's thigh and said, "Local tyrant! Local tyrants, let's be friends! "

13. "Local tyrants, let's be friends!"

"I don't like it."

"Local tyrants, let's be friends!"

"Don't."

"Local tyrants, let's be friends!"

"wake up."

"Local tyrants, let's be friends!"

"I said no, are you bored? This sentence is coming back and forth. "

"So ... local tyrants, let's get married!"

"Very good."