A humorous copy

1. What's wrong with being ugly? As long as I don't look in the mirror, it's not me who is disgusting.

2. Others look good when they smile, but you are different. You look funny.

Please remember one sentence: you must eat breakfast! Of course. Not because it is unhealthy, but because it is the cheapest meal in your day!

Do you think rich people are happy? Their happiness is beyond your imagination.

Don't keep asking me why when you are in a bad mood. If you are really worried, just give me a huge sum of money to make sure you are happy at once.

6. Accompany my son to do homework until the third grade, and then he was hospitalized with a heart attack and put two stents. It's still important to think about it, that's all!

7. In the past, to make a person disappear, you had to kill and hide a corpse. Now, to make a person disappear, just ask: when will you pay back the money?

Eight. There are four kinds of men who are most popular with women: Gao Fushuai, short, Gao Fushuai, tall, rich, ugly, short, rich and ugly.

A group of fireflies are flying in the air, and one of them doesn't shine! The other asked curiously what happened to it. The firefly replied, "Hey, I forgot to pay the electricity bill last month!" " "

10. If you have nothing to do, talk to excellent people and see how far you are from others. Only in this way can you crush your confidence and be a waste with peace of mind.

What is the pain that can be felt? I just feel so hungry, but I still feel like a lump of meat.

Money can buy a house, but not a home. Marriage can be bought, but love cannot. You can buy a clock, but you can't buy time. Money is not everything, but it is the root of pain! Give me your money and let me suffer alone. ...

Thirteen. I'm not around, you should take care of yourself, remember to drink on time, and smoke more if you feel uncomfortable. Stay up late every day, remember to eat more midnight snacks, don't eat breakfast often, and remember to play with your mobile phone when crossing the street.

14. People who often see foodies! Tell me about my son! My son is eating. I will say a word repeatedly by his side: son, raise your head and catch your breath!

Don't always complain that your talent is not as good as others. You should work hard anyway. When you do your best, you will understand that your talent is really inferior to others.

15. TV is all about: how much do I give you? Leave my daughter! The reality is: give us tens of thousands, or leave my daughter!

17. Borrow a friend's car, and the friend said to refuel it when returning it. When I returned the car, I rushed to the car and applauded.

Eighteen. When I was a child, I was always called ugly. One day, a group of gangsters called me ugly, and I was unhappy then. I got into a fight with them when I went up. Since then, I have never heard anyone call me ugly, because I was called deaf by them.

Nineteen. Since my parents can play WeChat. I am not sentimental, sad, loving, and take photos without revealing my clothes. The whole person is full of positive energy.

20. Women in the new era won the hall, the fence, the mistress and the hooligan, but they couldn't get out of the kitchen.

Twenty one. Today, I went to the bank to withdraw money and said "take one hundred" to the teller. The cashier said, "not that much." I was angry. I said, "You don't have one hundred in such a big bank, so you don't have to make an appointment in advance to get five hundred thousand. Do you look at other windows? " The teller then said helplessly, "You don't have that much in your card."

22. Others fall in love by looks, routines and money. And I'm much simpler, just turning a blind eye to each other.

I advise you all to play less with your mobile phones and computers. Recently, I feel my eyesight is getting worse and worse. I can't see the money when I open my wallet.

24. At the end of the year, call my buddy: Brother, do me a favor. Buddy: Everything is negotiable except borrowing money. Me: Dude, look, I've been single for 30 years. Introduce me to a girlfriend. Buddy: You asked me how much I borrowed last time. I just finished giving out the year-end bonus.