Imitate 500 words of "The Emperor's New Clothes"

It is said that after the emperor crustily skin of head held a military parade and returned to the palace, Yan Long was furious and quickly asked someone to torture the two swindlers forcibly: "How dare you lie to me? Somebody, drag me down and wait for the big punishment ..." Unexpectedly, the two swindlers pretended to be puzzled and asked, "I don't know what the grass man committed, which made your majesty so angry?"

So the emperor told the liar the whole story, patted the dragon chair and scolded him: "Do you know the crime?"

Liar A said unhurriedly, "Your Majesty, isn't this what magic clothes do?"? You see, ministers obviously didn't see the clothes, but they said they did, and they described them to you vividly. This is incompetence; It is foolish to trust this feature too much. Isn't this all because of God's clothes? " The liar asked. "Yes, yes, that's right! Your Majesty, what crime have we committed? " Liar b echoed the voice. "This, this ....." The emperor was speechless when asked, immersed in thinking, and finally had to order the liar to be acquitted.

"Your Majesty, do you want a dress that shows who is ambitious?"

"No, I still have a lot of clothes, that's enough. Go down! " Once bitten, twice shy!

"obey orders." Then, the two swindlers left the capital overnight with the gold and silver treasures they obtained through conspiracy.