Michael Chen qq space talks about jokes and 93 sentences.

1, five words float in the sky, and one day is net force. I waved to the sky, which was nothing.

2. Sorry. The game is coming! Congratulations on your comment on my story. It's a serial game if you like. Whoever comments is next.

Laugh happily every day, sleep when you are tired, and take medicine when you wake up.

I just want to push you against the wall and kiss you hard. Who knows if it will bump you into a concussion?

I turned around silently, just to give you another gorgeous appearance.

6, weeding at noon, reading is really hard, a small broken book, sitting all morning.

7, づ Look at your empty eyes, do you need to add some brains?

8. Some girls like ABB style, such as eating, sleeping and drinking water. I would also say "Don't push".

9. I am a very principled person. My principle is that where the food is, I will be there.

10, "I dreamed of my male god", "dreams are the opposite", "You mean my male god dreamed of me?

1 1. After the goddess Dove was replaced, the supermarket passed by Dove and felt sick. . . .

12, declare that she and I are still friends. She didn't refuse or agree. I can be a little weaker.

13, "I dreamed of my male god", "Dreams are the opposite" and "You mean my male god dreamed of me"

14. According to the fingers of the elderly, Kai Ko will go to prison on September 1 day, but September 1 day is the day when we go to prison. . . .

15, chatting with my boyfriend, saliva splashed on his face, and he instinctively wiped it off with his hand. I am very angry. Why? Don't like me? His face is full of gentlemen saying no, no, no.

16, "I told you quietly that I would shine." I know, you just pay the electricity bill every month! "

17, a bunch of kindergarten children downstairs have been playing with the little magic fairy, and finally they can't help but open the window and shout that Gunara, the god of darkness, has run away.

18, there are always several girls in the class who like to pretend to be forced, so they are struck by lightning as soon as they go out.

19, I ... lack sleep, money, love and soul. . . The only thing I don't lack is why I don't lack meat ~ ~ ~

20. If anyone calls me fat or black at the beginning of school, I will die with him.

2 1, four major setbacks: no one came to the party, no one called the BB machine, and the daughter-in-law didn't want to make trouble. If you want to cause trouble, you must wear a condom.

22. I didn't kill anyone or set fire to it. Why don't you like me?

23. You don't know me, so you scold me. You don't know that everyone who knows me wants to cut me!

24. When it comes to the drug addict's surname F, some people say that Fu Erkang and I have no problem, but I will put up with it when you say Sherlock Holmes and Voldemort. You even told me it was a boiling sheep!

25, there are a group of little funny people downstairs who have been in Balala. I can't help but open the window and bang "the dark god of Gunala" and run away!

26. My poor right middle finger is struggling to write again.

27. When I want to do my summer homework, the homework says, don't come over. I feel suffocated. I thought to myself that I didn't put it down, and then I stayed up until now!

28, you know, love at first sight, the second part is called goodbye! ! ! Hee hee ~ ~ ~

29. It's not that I'm dissolute, but that I can't find the direction to keep!

30. "Why do people like to choose a good day to get married?" "Because there is no good life after marriage."

3 1, I am willing to fill my basin-like chest with all the fat on my legs.

Mom said you can't make irresponsible friends, so all my friends are stupid.

33. Now we report important news. School is just around the corner, and school phobia is rampant, which has a serious impact on all students. Attention, class.

School life is the same every day. The only adjustment is you, but why don't you show up?

35. I thought about the word "special efforts", and I only achieved the first four.

36. A good friend has a date and feels that his hard-earned pig has been eaten.

It is said that drug-related artists will never be hired. This will remove 65,438+020 artists. No one has made a movie or TV series. I feel that I can make a debut, win awards, and speak for myself.

38, ugly is sick, otherwise why is the plastic surgery hospital a hospital?

39. "The most painful love triangle in the world is that I love to eat fat and love me."

40. What is unity? When a person's mobile phone rings, the reading sound of the whole class soars.

4 1, have you ever thought that there may be no one to accompany you to the toilet in the first few days of school?

42. Nowadays, girls are fresh in front of relatives, quiet in front of outsiders, neurotic in front of acquaintances, and hooligans in front of girlfriends.

43. Listening to your moon, the king of vinegar in East Asia vomited a mouthful of salt and soda. Down's law is interpreted as Buddha's palm, and life needs no explanation.

44. The reason why the ancients wrote poems: being demoted. Reason for being demoted: cheap mouth.

45. "Why do I feel particularly beautiful every time I take a shower?" "Because I'm out of my mind."

46. "Hey, why are you standing on the refrigerator?" "Because it will get cold."

47. "Do you like Kim TaeYeon?" For example, what do you like about her? "I like him to stay away from me!"

48. The final result of love is either that I dumped you or that you dumped me.

49. When you are wronged like a dog, there are always pigs snickering.

50. Do you hate me? I hate it, too. Now I have something in common. Can I fall in love?

5 1, "What's the trouble with boasting about the party by mobile phone?" "Like failure may be because the network is not good or the other party has set boundaries."

52. Teacher, you are cruel! Beijing, I took my homework, but I didn't take it all!

53. Actually, I think my personality is really not suitable for work, but only for getting paid ~

54. I'm losing weight. I don't diet or exercise. I use my mind. I will lose weight.

55. I always thought my daughter was as beautiful as flowers. "You must have good genes." A word from my best friend successfully woke me up.

56. Let you guess the title of the song, Good, If all the pigs in the world are dead, What, Stupid, of course, at least you.

57. Instead of hiding in your own castle and dominating the world, it is better to unify the whole country before the emperor!

58. Carve, please talk about drinking. If you can't drink, who can?

59. Why should a wife use her husband's money? Because the word "husband" is in turn "yuan" and the husband is in turn "paying the bill". What a painful understanding.

60, Japan will downgrade Sri Lanka, you must first turn off its mobile phone, stop its traffic, steal its account, unplug its network cable, in order to bid farewell to scum and become a schoolmaster!

6 1, when my mother found me sleeping and playing with my mobile phone at night, I felt caught. . . . .

62, deskmate, you are so happy, you have one, so so good, deskmate. .......

63. "Kim Soo Hyun, can you sing little stars?" "Yes, because I'm from the stars!"

64. Behind a successful man, there is a supportive woman, and behind a failed man, there is a naughty woman.

65. "I had a terrible nightmare." "I must be protecting you." "You're not eating shit. I advise you to fucking hit me. " "Get out."

66. Learn cooking in New Oriental and technology in Lan Xiang. If you want to be a master, please talk to QQ.

67. "Do you know what I hate most?" "There is a cricket in your room at night, but it can't be put out, and then you listen to it sing until dawn."

68. If anyone calls me fat or black at the beginning of school, I will die with him ~

69. When you get up and look in the mirror, you always feel that peace is different. "Why?" Because after a sleep. My head is not cushioned yet. '

70. My ex-boyfriend sent me a message asking me to attend his wedding. I calmly answered three words to go next time.

7 1, I tease you because I care about you, I care about you because I like you, and I ignore you because there is a dog behind me.

72. "Why didn't you answer the phone? ! ""You listen to me for a reason. " "You said," The bell is too good for me to answer. "

73. "What's the difference between holidays in China and abroad?" "A holiday in a foreign country is a real rest, and a holiday in China is to do your homework elsewhere! \"

74. Just online, clap. Com has issued a respected "screen name". I find you very handsome. Let's see why. My first reaction was that I was sold.

75. I remember in September of that year 1, I was dancing, smiling with my small schoolbag on my back, and I walked into school with a fart, and embarked on a road of no return.

The highlight of Happy Camp is always the next preview.

77. Jimmy Lin said to Degang Guo, "If you are not crazy, you will be old." . Degang Guo said to Jimmy Lin, "If you are not old, we will go crazy." .

I am such a stubborn person that I don't do my summer homework until I die.

79. When I was a child, I thought bleeding was a serious matter? Whether it hurts or not? Cry first.

If computer technology can be applied to reality, I really want to embed your five senses.

8 1, "Your voice is very sweet", "Thank you" and "It is easy to get diabetes after a long time"

82. I was embarrassed with my mother at night. Mom snapped and turned off all the lights. I said, "Mom, what are you doing?" Mom, "I'm blackmailing you!" " "I ...

83. Elk is called giraffe "I'm lost", and giraffe is called "I'm giraffe ~"

84. I happened to meet you, so I said hello and ran home for half an hour.

If you can't tolerate me, it means you are either too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.

86. Want to step on my head? No way! Unless you're wearing a skirt. ..

87. I broke up with the winter vacation because of the bitch who started school!

Our classmates have been together for more than a year, but they are like strangers.

89, TM, if I knew which bitch created LOL, I would definitely hold the 888 fire unicorn for his family!

90. "There is a kind of person who doesn't like you and won't make you like others." "Are you talking about the head teacher?"

9 1, "Lu Han, you really look like my ex-boyfriend!" "Who let your ex-boyfriend is a sex maniac? _? "

92.# Jingjing Jingjing # This child is so funny every day. What is your father's name? "My dad's name is Ding Pinger." Lin Chong, where is your mother? . . . . .

93. This is why things will disappear after time training.

Michael Chen

1, it's me, I'm Ceng Xiaoxian.

2. Every effort you make for your beloved, every obstacle you overcome, your concern for her, your care for her, and the time you spend for her are all details, but they are all romantic forever.

The perfect combination of the strongest body and the strongest brain

The last thing you can say in the world is the way you look at someone when you don't love her. On the contrary, when you love someone, even breathing will reveal your feelings. The most precious gift in the world is your love for her.

5. Stop eating chicken! No chicken! No chicken! Don't let me eat chicken if something happens! There is no shame in losing! Don't lose the chicken! How do you let ducks look at chickens, how do you let geese look at chickens, and how will chickens mix in the poultry industry in the future? Banlangen as soon as there is flu! Banlangen! Banlangen! Why not let the chickens eat Banlangen?

6, people can't hang from a tree, try to die several times in a few nearby trees.

7. Let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.

8. My whole soul has been sublimated. Now I feel that my soul is much more noble than you slutty, drunk, shaking your head, coquettish, chaotic, inarticulate, value friends over friends, despicable guys.

9, men are rich and don't go bad, and sows become monsters in trees!

10 Are you a pig?

1 1, you be careful, I can rest assured. You are greedy, and I am worried. I'm glad you have a heart. You are a playboy, and I am disgusting. I'm sorry for your ingratitude. Bless all my heart, your moon and my heart. My blessing is sincere.

12, if idiots can fly, then this is the airport.

13, use your head. Do you two have brains

14, love is your gift to make me cry.

15. There are ten thousand ways to please your girlfriend. The simplest one is to keep what she said in mind. Some things you can do, some things you can't do, or you can't do it. It doesn't matter. Women are so smart. They know exactly whether you are diligent or not.

16, the way and I are the strongest brains and the strongest physical strength.

17, there are three kinds of people in this world, men, women and female doctors. Female doctors are fighters among human beings, wearing multiple auras.

18, insipid itself is precious, don't forget this just because you are no longer passionate. The air around us doesn't deliberately ask for a sense of existence every day. You may ignore it, but you will never want to leave it. Because many times, the word insipid is exactly what you always want.

19, people are afraid of famous pigs and strong ones, and dead mice don't feel cold!

20, bachelor's degree and master's degree are all destroyed, male doctors can only protect themselves, and to win female doctors, well, only saints can rely on them.

2 1, 100 people have 100 opinions. You can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.

22. It is rumored on the Internet that eating five pieces of chewing gum together can also produce a feeling of fullness through chewing, and the most important thing is that it will not gain weight, which is most suitable for people who are lovelorn.

23. Parents can't call their children rabbits, because it is genetically unfavorable to parents.

Fan Bingbing, Bian Xiao, Wang Sicong, Xiao Song Zhongji and Choquel qq space talk about 85 funny and weird words.

1, I would like to become a meteor in the sky, always look into your eyes, and only remember your voice.

Although I can't help all sentient beings, I can hurt all people.

3. Men have gold under their knees, so I bent down and knelt down to pick up gold!

4, you can be wronged, you can cry, but don't let everyone see your vulnerability.

5. Not all pains need to be shouted, and not all regrets need to be filled.

6, acne, more than 700 million a year! Acne can circle the earth twice together.

7. My life creed is: live for decades as a grandson and die as a grandfather.

8. Commitment is like farting. It was earth-shattering, and then it was pale and powerless.

9. I want to be fat into a sea and drown all the dead skinny people who show off.

10, it is said that people with big faces can't use touch-screen mobile phones because they hang up when they smile.

1 1. The easiest way to recite is to change the content to QQ password. If you can't recite it, there is no password.

12, enter in Baidu: Is there anyone more handsome than me? It replied, sorry, it hasn't been found yet!

13, as long as you work hard with your own hands, it is truly your own.

14, what is everlasting, I love you, together, it is better to say "go, get a marriage certificate!"

15, I am going to do push-ups today. I'll lie down first and hold on tomorrow.

16, Toad wants to eat swan meat, but swan is not beautiful.

17, pretend not to care about your ridicule and leave with a smile.

18, I have been hurt to pieces, and there is no way to be nice to you.

19, girl, take it easy. I am not a good person!

20. Others are holding hands, and I am holding my dog, walking and swimming to see who is not happy to bite.

2 1, his heart has already changed seasons, but I still stay on the day he made a promise ~ ~

22. If you can't play with life, life will play with you. (QQ talks)

23, lazy sheep decadent said to crayon Shinchan, you are not as handsome as me.

24, love and like me clearly, your love for me is not love.

Kong Rong is a clever boy. He gave this big pear to others.

26. I don't hate the challenges the world gives us. I hate this world. Let's see through it.

27. I want to know what will flash through your mind when my name slips through your ears.

28, not happy with things, not sad for yourself, not seeking perfection, but seeking a clear conscience.

29. What is modesty? Pretend! What is courage? Two! What is humor? Poor thing!

I don't care about the amount of money, I only care about the amount of RMB.

3 1, don't call me slow, I didn't listen to you at all.

32. The degree of a person's understanding is just equal to the depth of his suffering.

33. I heard someone say that I was beautiful, and later I heard someone say that he had aesthetic problems.

34. Hello: Don't be sad! If you are unhappy, say it. Let's be happy.

35. How ugly can you be, just like donkey face and Dalmatian?

36. If mosquitoes suck fat instead of human blood, I will definitely like it.

37. Everyone who doesn't want to fall in love often hides an impossible person in his heart.

38. A list of men's lies. The first sentence: I don't care about your appearance

39. My life is not determined by heaven, and heaven will destroy me.

Put you closest to my heart, so that you can hear my irregular heart rhythm.

4 1, how do you know the value of Friday without experiencing Monday's plunge?

42. Believe that Jesus died and became a god. Believe that the Tathagata dies and becomes a Buddha. Brother Xinyu died and came back to life on the spot.

43. In fact, we are all the same, imagining ourselves too powerful #

44. There are plenty of herbs in the sea, so why bother with a garlic.

45. Love has been hurt, dreams have been broken and flowers have withered, so ... what is left?

46. The so-called sleeping goods can be summarized in eight words: spring sleep, summer fatigue, autumn sleep and hibernation.

47. If you have a pear, put it in the refrigerator and it will turn into a frozen pear!

48. Those secrets are not secrets, but they are tacit understanding.

49. Being stingy can't show the essence of your meanness. You're already mean. You can't describe it as mean.

50. Take out your complaints and bask in the sun every day, and you won't be short of calcium.

5 1, while cooking, a crab pushed out of the pot and said to you, "I'm hot!" " "answer: if you want to be red, you can bear it!

52. If you don't report this revenge to a gentleman, you will be killed if you dare to report it.

53. Accept my last charity and return to your noble world.

54. Life is like a dance, and the person who teaches you dance steps may not be able to accompany you to the end.

When you see through everything, you will know that losing is more practical than having.

56. Before, I thought that without him, there would be at least you. Now I know that you are more unreliable than him.

57. There is only one word difference between romance and idleness, just as there is only one bar difference between one and two.

58. Personality signature: No matter how good others are, it's none of my business. No matter how bad I am, it's nobody else's business

59. Why did you give up just when I was about to fight for it?

60. Life is sometimes like a computer. If it collapses, it collapses. It's not negotiable.

6 1. I stand and talk easily, at least I am fatter than sitting and talking!

If you leave, don't come back. I'm not a garbage collection station.

63. Sometimes, we can comfort others with the same words, but we can't convince ourselves.

64. Don't always shout that the world has abandoned you. The world does not belong to you.

65. Except love, any other reason for getting married is self-deception.

66. I began to doubt that there is anything in this world that will not expire.

67, I don't want those hot and cold, I just want a simple you love me.

68. Life is a process from the white rabbit to the wolf and then to the old fox.

69. I know there is a person in my heart who will always be there no matter how the years change.

70. There is an impulse not to manage this relationship, because the mind is shaking and the brain is in control.

7 1, I repeatedly stressed the need to keep a low profile, but you applauded and screamed for me again and again.

I'm not sure about my direction, but I hope I can go further.

73. The biggest difference between Valentine's Day and Tomb-Sweeping Day is that one is to create a human being and the other is to die.

74. I hope someone can take care of Russia, just as you take care of yourself!

75. The only thing I can put down now is chopsticks, and the only thing I can't get down is the bed.

I dare not look into your eyes, because I saw the gum in your eyes yesterday.

77. Isn't it said that everyone is equal now? Why did I get kicked out of the ladies' room?

78. Hot-blooded youth used to be popular, but now it is a dog-blooded youth.

79. I especially sympathize with those who pretend to laugh when they clearly want to cry.

80. My heart is like that cookie. I can't help you breaking and soaking it!

8 1, you said you have been living in memories, but in fact you don't understand, I have died in it.

82. How often do you and your people surf the Internet?

83. Hang a mosquito net and sleep naked in it. Doby Mosquito makes it anxious.

84. Don't think that putting you in a mineral water bottle is pure.

85. You can take what belongs to you and what doesn't belong to you.

QQ Space Funny Talk about Sentences

First, as the saying goes, leaders are not afraid of being like donkeys, but subordinates are afraid of being like pigs.

Second, do you think the sourest feeling is jealousy? No, the sourest feeling is that you have no right to be jealous.

Third, holding the child's hand, you will know that the child is ugly and his face is full of tears. If you don't go, I will.

In the past, when the alarm clock rang, I often had the problem of patting it before going back to sleep, but since I put three mousetraps next to the alarm clock, my problem has been eradicated.

Five, life is a bowl of hot and sour soup, find balance and happiness in the hot and sour.

6. "What is your greatest trust in a person" and "Go out with him without a penny"

You have the right to remain silent, but everything you say will be your last words.

Eight, the little girl dreams of finding a white horse. When they opened their eyes, they found that the world was full of gray donkeys. After the grief, they can only choose a strong one from the donkeys. Such a donkey is named: economically applicable male.

The goal was scored. It was played by the goalkeeper.

People who can get up before eight in winter are forced by life.

Eleven, there is no meanest, only meaner.

It's not my fault that I can eat, but my stomach is too lonely.

Thirteen, don't arm yourself with a sophisticated look, it will be acclimatized. Funny joke.

Fourteen, if you can, bring it on. I promise you can't beat me below six!

I didn't know dinosaurs could really reappear until I met you.

16. An old friend resigned from the Yellow Crane Tower and sent a bucket of oil before he left. As my old friend walked, he thought, this boy is really good at digging.

17. Can you stop being angry with me and have a baby?

Wolves are not as strong as lions and tigers, but they will not be fooled in the circus.

I really don't want to scold you, you shameless, despicable and treacherous little man.

One of the most tacit things we do is that I don't contact you and you don't contact me.

21. Don't trust women. A gentle woman often hides a violent heart.

Twenty-two, think twice before you act is only a minority, and most of them still think twice.

23. There is a kind of love called letting go, and there is a kind of pain after letting go.

24. Nobody knows what just happened. I am used to covering up everything with a smile. ...

Twenty-five, men are too good to attract mistresses, and women are too good to attract hooligans.

26. When I first entered the university, I was so weak that I couldn't even step on an ant. After graduation, I became a ruthless killer, trained by those who crawled in my rice bowl and flew in the canteen bowl. ...

27. Let the future come and the past pass.

Twenty-eight years old should be the most stubborn age, lacking the courage to persist in love.

Twenty-nine, this girl, first of all, there is a generation gap between us, and secondly, you have no cleavage. How do we communicate?

Thirty, one-on-one hit is one-on-one hit. Although I will lose physically, I will never lose mentally to you.

I just want someone to understand me, even if I didn't say anything.

People who like to be in a daze must have another pure world in their hearts.

33. Is it because I am radiant that I let you talk nonsense?

The sky that just rained took away the dust, but it couldn't take away my heart pain.

35. What the RMB should do is to follow the path of the US dollar, leaving the US dollar with no way out.

Thirty-six, all the quicksand of memory, those lost years, washed away my dust and sand.

Thirty-seven, "Oh", "En" and "Hehe" three sentences about a person.

Thirty-eight, the same practice, the difference is that you practice the right path, and I practice the bystander way.

Thirty-nine, I woke up in the morning thinking I had grown up, but the quilt was covered horizontally.

Forty, if fate grabs your throat, you will scratch your armpit.