Funny copywriting suitable for friends circle.

1. There is only one sentence in the world that has lied to me 10 million times, and I will believe it. That is: the teacher is coming!

2. What is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman beats small monsters.

It's a holiday now, summer vacation is the same as winter vacation, winter vacation is the same as National Day, and National Day is harmonious.

For example, may day,

May Day is the same as the weekend, and the weekend is the same as no weekend. In a word, a holiday is like farting.

When I was a child, I always thought that there were only two countries in the world, one was China and the other was a foreign country.

5. "Wei Zi. What will you suffer? Tell me about it today. Who hit you? " "If you go back to the emperor, Mammy will hit you." "If you complain, tell me. What are you selling? "

6. There are two things in the world that can lie on the glass, one is the gecko and the other is the class teacher.

7. I'm not polite to my homework, and I never leave it.

8. Nothing that can be solved with money is a problem, but I am poor.

9. When I am unhappy, my dad will give me money to go shopping, naively thinking that money will make me happy again! For this superficial behavior, I just want to say that dad knows me best! 10. Schools are like prisons. When you want to come in, you can't. When I want to come out, I can't get out. Occasionally meeting the headmaster is like meeting the warden. 1 1. Every time I write my homework late, there are always two little people in my mind. One said forget it, stop writing, and the other said yes.

12. Teacher, there are no beautiful women in our class. How can I have the motivation to come to school?

13. Spring is a period of high incidence of colds and feelings. Some people accidentally caught a cold, and some people accidentally fell in love. I belong to the former. I was also an infatuated seed, but it rained and drowned.

14. there is no rehearsal in life, and it is broadcast live every day, which not only has low ratings, but also low wages.

15. whoever ignores me again, I will tell him a story: once upon a time, there was a man who didn't like to talk to me.

He died two days later.

16. Flip a coin: surf the Internet head-on, sleep on the opposite side, and stand up to do your homework.

17. Life is like taking a shit. Even if you try hard, you can still pull it out.

18. The math teacher took us swimming in the ocean of problems. As a result, she went ashore and we all drowned.

19. I farted in the elevator. I shouted "something is burnt" and the people in the elevator sucked my fart clean.

20. Love is like a ghost. Many people believe it, but few people see it.