Which Xiong Haizi's "death" behaviors have you seen?

Everyone knows that tubules. I don't know why when I was in primary school, my grandmother piled a lot of those pipes downstairs, and then I folded them with my bare hands. The final result was that I inhaled nearly 30 centimeters of air and went to the hospital for tetanus for more than half a year (I can't remember it for a long time). It seems that you can't eat meat after tetanus injection, so as a "carnivore", you haven't touched meat for nearly six months or a year, which is quite sad.

I had a lot of nerve when I was a child. Toad stayed well in the cave, so I had to take it out to play. You can't climb up and down the tree. There is also a diving ditch, and the bottom is full of mud. It's a good thing my partner is pulling, otherwise I would be lying in the mud. The most impressive thing should be jumping off a building in a primary school. I jumped down from the second floor, and the concrete floor was below. I think I can land safely, but it's not safe. I feel like my whole leg is going to break. It's rebound pain. I don't know how to describe it now. In short, the crying shocked the whole building.

I have a friend (not a real friend). He likes to set off firecrackers during the Spring Festival and always throws them at my feet. Besides, he is two years older than me. Fortunately, I jumped fast, otherwise I would have burped long ago. Later, he put a trap on the ground (I still don't know how to do it) and covered it with some firecrackers as a disguise. I didn't know that when jio stepped on it, a small fireworks suddenly sparked and was still spinning rapidly, which scared me to jump half a meter away. Fortunately, I didn't get burned. It's a good thing I wore those thick leather boots. Don't ask me why I didn't hit him then. He is older than me. I don't think I can beat him.

He died because he was angry with me. Now I can crumple him up and throw him away.

When I was in junior high school, my parents were very busy at work. I was so bored that I took a glass bottle of toilet water to make a fire. The flame burned to the glass bottle mouth and suddenly exploded with a bang! The residue of the glass head jumped three or four meters forward and hit the wall. The residual liquid sticks to the wall and the ground keeps burning!

Hardly had I put my head into the fire when it exploded.

My whole person was shocked, and my "soul" was coming out. Fortunately, I was not scared, so I quickly "fluttered" to put out the fire. I'm afraid to think about it now. If the crater is facing me, wouldn't it be a direct "bump" and burn yourself? If the crater flies to flammable clothes and quilts, the fire is getting bigger and bigger. What about a building at home?

I have always been a "good baby" in the eyes of my parents and teachers, and this "death" experience is a big secret of my life. Personally, parents are advised to spend more time with their children and reasonably educate them on the concept of "fire prevention".

There are too many deaths. I was filial and obedient when I was a child. I won't do anything relatively fatal, but what my partners do at the same time is indeed relatively fatal. For example, when I was a child in the countryside, the children in the village went to catch snakes, and there were pesticide bottles with pesticide residues in the rice fields. The child shook the pesticide left in the pesticide bottle into the snake's mouth and killed the snake venom. Moreover, during the Chinese New Year, children set off firecrackers everywhere, which is also a strong blow. I have seen Xiong Haizi go to the toilet directly. At that time, it was always a dry toilet. Putting firecrackers on a stool and lighting them was a piece of shit. Others pick up the train, tie the nail to the train track, and then the train passes by and grinds the nail into a knife. It's just that now everything unexpected has happened. I don't want to do it now.

Memories of childhood "interesting things"

Time: a lunch break in the third and fourth grades of primary school?

Location: classroom

Character: Go to the text and find it yourself.

Cause: Maybe it's just a simple death. You can never imagine how strong Xiong Haizi's desire is to explore the limits of human physiology and IQ.

After that:

As soon as I became good friends with my classmates, I mysteriously pulled out a handful of fruit the size of a fingertip: "Pockmarked, I found it in the paddy field at home, and it's sweet. I'll give you one!" "

So simple that I don't doubt him, I peeled one and chewed it in my mouth ... I secretly spit: the fart is too big to taste anything.

Before I could say anything perfunctory, she said with a sly face, "Ha ~ spit it out and rinse your mouth quickly, or you will be numb every other day."

I was dubious, but I walked slowly to the faucet and grabbed a handful of water. The water entered for a while ... lie down! Hand conditioned reflex stuck in the neck, tears and saliva gushed out, and Nima's mouth was full of needles! (Now that I think about it, Wei Zi and I have the same effect, but everyone else is stuck or a great god like me. I ... I can't bear to look back! )

On the occasion of "dying" in the seat, the soul of 2B of male compatriots in our class began to burn. I don't know whether it was out of respect for Shennong or a provocation to death. They were all "dead". As expected, the faucet outside the classroom was packed in an instant ... I shed tears of emotion (this angry brushing of the lower limit of IQ successfully diverted the students' bright eyes and reduced my sense of existence, which moved me)

Under the active "popular science" of other students, the teacher organized good people with little knowledge and sent the "wounded" to the town hospital.

Township hospitals are unreliable, and I panicked when I looked at this vast crowd. I can only suggest sending them to another bigger hospital, and the situation seems to be expanding.

In this process, the teacher informed the parents one by one, and I didn't know what kind of words I used in my hurry, which produced a sense of sight of "I'm going to be immortal, and happiness is in the sky". The family sent a message and almost didn't call 120.

Results: This story is still a big joke of family and relatives after dinner. Therefore, the phrase "good things don't go out, bad things spread thousands of miles" is really reasonable.

I have seen Xiong Haizi and his parents die. On the bus, a Xiong Haizi eats Sugar-Coated Berry, a long Sugar-Coated Berry with bamboo sticks. Besides, he didn't say that sitting in his mother's arms was like standing in the seat of a bus, and then his mother stood by. Then I said that the bus is bumpy and it is easy to stab the child. However, her mother obviously doesn't feel anything and thinks I'm meddling.

Later, instead of being beaten by a bamboo stick, the child ate Sugar-Coated Berry and touched someone else, so he must pay compensation.