I especially miss my boyfriend's short sentence.

1. The short sentence describing finding a boyfriend is 1, and Nu Wa shoots it every day.

2. Thank you (the word 15 is omitted here)

3, I am too pure, I am pure and shameless!

4. In the first 20 years, we ate, slept, played and enjoyed life; For the next 40 years, I was struggling to support my family; And in the recent 10 years, I squatted at the door every day and greeted passers-by …

My newly acquired gf and I decided to break up with me after a week of dating, just because I haven't read Octavio Paz's books and Borges' poems.

6. When I laugh, my smile is full of bohemian temperament like a poet, but behind this bohemian, there are delicate and warm feelings. When I am silent, I look up like a pure and graceful girl in the choir and a noble with a deep and elegant head. Yes, I am such a man who perfectly combines various seemingly irreconcilable qualities.

7. Since ancient times, there have been no charming mothers on the Internet. There are several pairs of mandarin ducks and perverted pheasants.

8, teacher, you wait, the old woman is going to let the Buddha give her marriage!

9. Don't waste new tears for old sadness!

10, I don't like sleeping with only one woman many times, but I like sleeping with many women only once.

1 1. When I left the subway station this morning, the escalator broke down. I was stuck up there for over an hour, so I was late.

12, in order to build a harmonious society, wife, let's do it again.

13, don't hang yourself on a tree, try to die on several trees several times ...-If you die, you will die completely!

14, I'd rather you hold another woman and miss me than you hold me and miss another woman.

15, the difference between life and existence is heaven and earth. How many people are alive and how many people are alive? Are you alive or alive?

16, a man who was fined for illegal parking will have a quarrel with the police, and a woman will stop fighting; If a woman is fined for parking illegally, she will have an argument with the man around her, and the police will persuade her.

17, a man gives a woman a bra to show that he wants to establish a lover relationship; A woman gives a man underwear, which means there is a lover relationship.

18, the wind blows the crotch hair flying …

19, when is the time to hug each other, Yang is watching.

20, in the shower, please don't disturb or peek, please buy a ticket, 40 for individuals and 20 for groups!

2 1, falling in love is a feeling. When this feeling is gone, I am still trying to force myself. This is called responsibility! Breaking up is courage! When this courage is gone, I am still encouraging myself. This is called tragic!

22, live well, because we will die for a long time!

I was raped by Sichuan University. The only thing I can do now is to try to put my posture in the right position!

24. Some people say that if you have a child, you won't have dysmenorrhea. Have one!

25. The female student who just returned from an internship in a Japanese company said with emotion: "No matter how high-end meetings are, no matter how high-end people attend, those people have a polite meeting with you on the stage, but there are always people touching your thighs under the stage!"

26. It is forbidden to urinate here, and the tools will be confiscated.

27. I made a mistake at the first stroke and had to scribble all the way.

28, the buddy's greatest wish is: beauty does not wear clothes!

29, you are the best example of abortion failure!

30. College is the best time for female students' breast development.

3 1, hands are willing to be rough for women.

32. Fill her emptiness with your surplus!

33. I will be good friends with anyone who says I am white, thin and beautiful.

34, the seminal vesicle is not empty, swear not to be a ghost!

35. I skipped classes too much. One day I wanted to go to class and met a professor. The professor said in surprise, I haven't seen you for so long, and I have grown so big.

36. More and more young people are getting tattoos. Think about the summer after forty or fifty years. Tattooed elderly men and women ...

37, some people are born in the car, others are pregnant in the subway, Beijing is really a vibrant city …

38. I think I am a pervert. I have an Oedipus addiction and like the best mature women. Why else do I want to fuck her grandmother every time I see her face?

39. Part I: How worried is China Men's Olympics? Part two: It's like a group of eunuchs visiting a brothel. Horizontal criticism: no one will shoot.

40, don't be coquettish, move the world with lewdness.

4 1, the woman outside the umbrella is destined not to go out on rainy days. ...

42. Why do you get up so early? The bar hasn't opened yet!

When I see a beautiful woman, I first touch it in my pocket to see if there is any money!

44. I love you at the same time, which is the beginning of my challenge to moths.

45. My similarities with my father are different.

46. As the saying goes, if you laugh, the whole world will laugh with you. You cried. You are the only one crying in the world.

47. Men want to lock the zipper of women's wallets, and women want to lock the zipper of men's pants.

48. You see, there are always so many things that make you sad: full moon and full moon, emotions, impotence and premature ejaculation ...

49. When women comfort women, they often say that they are miserable; When a man comforts a man, he often says that another man is miserable.

50. If you look in the mirror and pay taxes, I'm afraid some women will go bankrupt.

My boyfriend is going out, and I especially want to know what his sentence is. Three lives are sunny and round, one sad and one happy.

There are many things in the world, but you are my favorite. You can live happily, but you have no regrets when you die.

4. Accumulate eternal love lines and crush deep red acacia. The river is lonely, its banks are dark green, and you are everywhere.

6. Worrying about the charm of Qingyuan is a distant sadness, such as Wei Yun's lonely moon, which can only be seen from a distance. 7. Lights and stars, sounds and songs are endless.

Dark clouds cover the moon, people can't see anywhere, and they can't tell how lonely they are. 8. All kinds of stories are heartbreaking; When Xiao Shui goes, the moon is like frost.

9. Change your life with my three fireworks. 10. I am young, and I am young.

1 1. Long strip with countless fireworks. You look back with the light, 12. The pavilions are short and the world of mortals is rolling. I sigh Xiao again. 13. Who finally broke the string and the flower fell on his shoulder, dazed and confused. 14. How many beauties have been worn out and how many pieces of acacia have been broken, leaving only blood and tears.

15. where is the prosperity of the vast land? Leaning against the clouds hides loneliness, even if others laugh at me.

16. Let him know everything and smile for you. 17. Send a song to Jun. Don't invite people to get together at the end of the song.

18. Who scattered the smoke and scattered the vertical and horizontal? 19. listen to the string and break 3 thousand infatuation.

Falling flowers, forgetting, once the wind rippled. If the flower is pitiful, it will fall on whose fingertips.

20. There are trees and branches on the mountain. I don't know whether I like you or not. 2 1. Whoever forgets the other party forgets first, and dumping the country is the old country.

I refuse to play. Shadows are amazing. 22. There used to be tall buildings that sang at night and had dancing sleeves on them.

23. Stay with you until all the flowers and waves are gone. 24. Once a young woman dies in spring, it is difficult to know whether the flowers have fallen or died.

25. Your sunset, my face, whose one-third year. 26. Who are you, the pen-tip teenager who misses you as a song on the desolate road of the city?

27. Who has a scarlet tear mole in the corner of his eye and completed your prosperous life, and who has been given a rock-breaking empty joy by you? 28. Love songs in the next life, leave the words for you to fill in, depending on who you are or the king above.

29. The dazzling display in the window is the life of the years. That love song is about romantic love, but it has nothing to do with you and me.

3 1. A player enters a painting for life. 32. Flowers as beautiful as flowers are no match for fleeting time.

33. Did anyone help you collect the passing scenery? 34. Is it the sorrow of fate or the pain of reincarnation?

35. In whose era and in whose world. In that prosperous era, we were hurt beyond recognition by loneliness.

37. Who owns whose beauty, who feels whose sadness, has a panoramic view. 38. Walking alone, there is no return, and first frost has a full face.

39. Miao Man stuck between the tips of his tongue wanted to dance for you and finally fell in love with this country. 40. The night is cool, the lights are dim, the ambiguity is exhausted, and the song is euphemistic.

4 1. The complicated experience carved deep lines in the corner of my eye, and I turned to carve a flower. 42. In those years, with the curtain call of prosperity and unwillingness, an eternal flower opened.

43. I will pawn in my next life, and I will come to blood out with you in my next life. 44. The right side of happiness is barren.

45. The missed years bloom in the desert in the north, but they are deserted in the spring and summer of reincarnation. 46. Leave people worried and hurt.

Whispering, thinking deeply. Fade away, sing empty sorrow.

Continue to prosper, and where. 47. Still water depth, singing songs; Three lives are sunny and round, one sad and one happy.

48. Lights and stars, sounds and songs are endless. 49. The moon is covered with dark clouds, and there is no trace of people. I can't tell you how lonely I am.

50. It's hard not to get old. The heart is like a double screen with a Qian Qian knot in it.

5 1. It seems that this star is not last night, who is the wind and dew standing in the middle of the night? 52. The rivers and lakes in the dream are full of flowers and people come and go.

Butterflies are beautiful, but they can't fly over the sea after all. 54. Finally, the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River covers the whole world. After the glory of China, it was just a scene, and the mountains and rivers were silent forever.

55. Elegance refers to quicksand, and old age is a period of time. 56. Mountains and rivers meet and smile for you.

57. After a fleeting dream, I went back to Qushui to watch the fireworks bloom into a full moon. 58. When the fog cleared and I woke up, I finally saw the truth, and that was Qian Fan's silence.

59. At both ends of life, we stand on each other's shores. 60. The fate of gathering and parting is like water, just for a word, waiting for the next encounter.

6 1. Looking at the sun and the moon that day, there was silence. Green mountains and green waters, stretching from generation to generation; Just like in my heart, you never left, never changed. 62. Just let it be, mountains and rivers don't meet.

63. Never look back, why not? Since there is no chance, there is no need to call names.

Today, everything is like water. Tomorrow night, you will be a stranger.

64. If the heart moves slightly, it is too far away, things are wrong, people are wrong, everything is wrong, and the past cannot be traced. 65. Perhaps it is the marriage in a previous life, or the fate in the next life. Seeing each other in this life only adds to the fruitless resentment.

66. Every year, one day goes by and autumn goes by. One generation urges the next generation to get together and leave, one is happy and one is sad, one is lying on the sofa, one is looking for a group of acquaintances in life and one is dreaming. He will know each other for a while, play for a while and sing for a while. 67. Always born in a casual year.

Look back at the other side. Even if it is found that the situation is longer.

68. A kind of forbearance is actually a hidden power, and a kind of silence is actually a shocking confession. 69. It is only because of your feeling of looking back that I miss your morning and evening.

70. Raise a glass. A person is drunk, and after drinking snow, he is at a loss for another year. 7 1. Turn around, a ray of Leng Xiang is far away, the snow is deep, and the smile is shallow.

Will you fight me in the afterlife? 72. One flower, one world, one leaf, one pursuit. A song and a sigh, a person's life.

73. The fate of dust has always been like water, and it is rare to shed tears. Why do you do your best? Don't be sentimental, love to hurt yourself. 74. Who should be robbed by whom has become an obsession.

75. If you run wild, I will accompany you with wine in my life. 76. Life is as unusual as the first time.

77. I will never regret the widening of my belt, and I will languish for Iraq. 78. Life and death are rich and prosperous, and the son inherits it.

Hold your hand and grow old with your son. 79. If two kinds of feelings last for a long time, it will be sooner or later.

80. When will Acacia meet? At this point, the night is awkward. 8 1. There is a kind of beauty that you can't forget when you see it. I want to go crazy if I don't see you for a day.

82. It's the wind, the rain and the night when I leave you this time. You smiled, I waved, and a lonely road spread to both ends. 83. When you enter my lovesick door, you will know that I have been lovesick for a long time and lovesick for a short time.

84. Once the sea was difficult for water, it was always amber. 85. If you raise the dust on the road, if you make the cement muddy, when will you meet? 86. Disappointment and parting should be the same, and the most important thing is that there is no clear resentment.