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Humorous character description composition

1. Humorous characters depict male students pushing their glasses up, and their faces do not show pride in knowing each other's details.

He has a flat head, deep eyes reading, glasses like the bottom of a bottle, and his eyes seem to be far away from them. Although the weather is very hot, her clothes are clean and dry, as if they had just been put on.

His hair is still straight on the left, and it hangs to both sides very obediently. He didn't look up and said, "Because-"The linen boy was soaked by the rain, and his eyes were full of anger.

Water dripped down his hair, and the snow-white Jordan sneakers on his feet were covered with mud. Pay attention to his appearance, he loves his face just like his body, so strong and hard; He seems to count his face in his limbs, as long as it is hard.

Yes, he can stand on his head for half a day when he gets to the city. Standing like this, he feels like a tree, and there is no place up and down that is not quite detached.

As for his physique, he is five feet tall, bloated and broad, with a foot around his calf, knuckled kneecaps and broad shoulders; The face is round, dark, oily and pockmarked; Chin straight, lips without curve, teeth white; Calm eyes seem to eat people, generally called snake eyes; The forehead is wrinkled, and the pieces of raised meat are quite mysterious; Young people don't know the weight. They teased Mr. Grandet behind his back, saying that his yellow-gray hair was gold mixed with silver. Sarcoma with hypertrophy of nasal tip and full of blood tendons. Most people say that this tumor is full of thorny issues.

This face shows his insidious cunning, the honesty of his plan, and his selfishness. All his feelings are centered on despicable fun and his only adopted daughter, Eugénie. Moreover, his posture, behavior, walking and everything show that he only believes in himself, which is a habit formed in business.

So although he is easy-going and easy to get along with on the surface, he is as hard as a stone in his bones. The boatman is an old man in his late sixties. This ship is a sharp one.

The old man, wearing only a pair of blue shabby shorts, stood at the stern with a penny in his hand. The old man has little meat and is as thin as an old osprey.

However, the tanned face and short white beard are particularly energetic, but those deep-set eyes are particularly bright. It is rare to see such sharp and bright eyes, except on Baiyangdian Lake.

He is short and fat, with a strong appearance and an athlete's skeleton. A wide khaki face didn't become morbid and yellow until his later years, especially in winter, when he was kept indoors and away from the fields.

Frontal eminence uplift, extremely wide. Black hair, unusually thick, like a comb has never been on, hanging upside down everywhere, like a "snake on Medus's head."

There was a strange power burning in his eyes, which shocked everyone who saw him; But most people can't tell the difference between them. Because on the brown and tragic face, these eyes emit a wild light, so everyone always thinks it is black; It's actually slightly blue.

Usually small and deep, when excited or angry, they just open and rotate in their eyes, which wonderfully reflects their true thoughts. He often stares at the sky with melancholy eyes.

The wide nose is short and square, but it is actually like a lion. A delicate mouth, but the lower lip tends to protrude forward more than the upper lip.

The gums are strong, as if they can crack walnuts. There is a deep pit in his left chin, which makes his face look strangely asymmetrical.

He has no appearance, what makes him lovely is the spirit on his face. The head is not very big, round eyes, fleshy nose, two short and thick eyebrows, and the head has been shaved.

There is no excess meat on the cheeks, but the neck is almost as thick as the head; The face is always red, especially bright is a big scar between the cheekbone and the right ear-I slept under a tree when I was a child and was bitten by a donkey. Swallows don't like to laugh. When they look at people, they always look intently, eyebrows slightly raised, as if thinking about something.

I have looked for her in the classroom and dormitory, but I haven't seen her yet. I had to wait in front of the building alone. At this time, I saw the swallows running towards me, and their short hair fluctuated rhythmically with the light footsteps.

Finally approached, her hands clasped together, and she looked at me, not hiding her surprise, just trying to stop those two dripping tears. The afterglow of the sunset slanted on her face, showing a little white and reddish. The swallow's nose moved slightly, but it stopped sniffling.

I squeezed her hand, and her closed lips moved slightly, smiled and shed two tears at the same time. I found the smiling swallow so beautiful.

His ears are surprisingly big, like two small cattail leaf fans. His ears are like two mussels strutting proudly! Two protruding ears guard the sides of the head, just like two screens.

Her exposed rows of teeth are as white as freshly peeled almonds. She bared her teeth as neatly as pearls.

His dark face showed a row of white teeth. The child laughed loudly, revealing two rows of white teeth.

The girl has fine features, a long face and a pointed chin like a lotus petal. His white beard fluttered on his chest like a wisp of snow.

He leaned back, his goatee pouting like a rabbit's tail. While listening, the old man stroked his beard, like a dry corn beard.

His beard is half a foot long, just like the roots of an old banyan tree, fluttering in the wind. His dark face was covered with thick whiskers, like a trampled thatch.

Those sunken cheeks are covered with beards, hairy like hedgehogs. The child's hair is as soft as tender grass in spring.

The little girl has blonde hair like an ear of corn. Her hair is neatly combed like a big shiny hat.

Those two locks of hair were tied behind smiles send us light's head at random, and they walked like a rooster's tail. The top of the head is dotted with a sparse and dry hair, like the fluff of a duckling.

Her hair is black and silky smooth, and she walks flexibly. Golden curls hang down the smooth forehead like waves.

The female nurse floating in and out has black hair like a sheep's tail. Her hair is black and reflective, like the wings of a crow.

2. Funny character composition A composition that made 999 teachers angry.

Today is the National Day, because the wise and great * * * builds the country and cares about the people, so we have a day off, and my parents specially take us to the zoo to play.

Usually, we like sweet potato porridge for breakfast. Today, because the sweet potatoes were sold out, my mother had to cut some taro to make up for it. Unexpectedly, the taro planted on the balcony was delicious, and the family greedily ate their own fruits.

Before going out, my semi-old mother in Xu Niang dressed up very beautifully, and she didn't see that she was a bad wife at all. Dad, whose hair hasn't grown completely, quickly turned over a new leaf and was crowned a monkey. After putting on a two-piece suit, you are so handsome that people run away. Dong Shi showed off his love for his beautiful sister. What's more, he put on his upturned underwear, moved mountains, drew tiger dogs, dressed up brightly, and strutted on his newly bought high heels.

We rode a white horse and drove a simple car to the zoo quickly, only to find that there were too many people visiting the zoo. The wolves were in power and every grass and tree was a soldier, which led to the separation of our family. My estranged father broadcast wholeheartedly everywhere and finally found my sister and me. My sister almost recognized the thief as the father. In the struggle between trapped animals, we tried our best to push ourselves to the front of the monkey bar and took a photo of our family with hypocrisy.

Then go to the bird garden where chickens call dogs and steal, and enjoy the wonderful music of nature. Later, when my father was foaming at the mouth and accused us of being deer, there was a cool breeze blowing, and the smell of self-drying was chilling. My mother quickly dressed my father in a yellow robe and told us to take care of his fur.

Because of the holiday in the evening, every magpie in the restaurant occupied six animals in the pigeon's nest, so my mother took us to Meng Mu and moved three times, and finally decided to eat hot pot. A restaurant has just changed its wallpaper. The walls at home are beautiful, the lights are dim, and they are everywhere, which is very atmospheric. Ambush waitresses everywhere attract bees and butterflies, and are busy defending Wei and Zhao for their guests, making people mistakenly think of western paradise.

Hungry, we ordered a comprehensive hot pot, and my calm father took the lead in asking the waitress with a knife to teach others how to cook quickly, because our vegetarian family had already finished adding oil and vinegar, just waiting for the hot pot to sink fish and wild geese to win the Central Plains, but the lid was too small and a little broken glass.

After the soup boiled, it was so hot that we quickly undressed and pushed it to eat, so that we could collude with each other and get to the bottom of it.

Hot pot will soon be a drop in the ocean, and a few fish will slip through the net, after we swallowed the whale with a red face. There is also a mother model. When she wants to throw away the winter powder, she finds that the flame is in danger and has to wait for the boat. Fortunately, Smith's father, Land Rover, called the clerk who carried firewood to put out the fire, and finally came back to life, which also made us feel on pins and needles. When all the birds are gone and our family is in cahoots, my sister and I are even more complacent.

Unexpectedly, when checking out, the boss showed his true colors and asked for a gold meal. My father was so angry that five cows couldn't breathe, and my mother cried bitterly.

Ah! On this lucky National Day, just after Dad was ashamed of his wallet, our whole family in Jiang Lang was exhausted and defeated.

3. Ask a funny character to describe this uncle as a benevolent person; Love for the people is like a child; The specialty is crying; Tears are enough.

Kong Ming is great; Governing the country well; Fight like a god; Arson is a specialty. Pang Tong is a pity; Very few appearances; Looks pretty ugly; It was a tragic death.

Clouds are long and red-faced; The beard is very long; Conceit is certain; Bad luck is a matter of time. Wing de is reckless; Coarse is fine; The sound is quite loud; Sleep with your eyes open.

Zilong is perfect; Everyone likes it; Victory is often played out; No injuries. Meng qi is brave; One-on-one combat is not afraid; Father's revenge is to be reported; Finally, he died of illness.

Hanson is quite old; The beard is very white; Experienced; Archery is sacred. Wei Yan is unlucky; The prime minister is annoying; Anti-bone is congenital; Treason is inevitable.

Jiang Wei is good; Wu Wen is a generalist; Fighting is good; Failure is respectable. Adou is happy; Eat and drink without worry; Trouble is never there; Power is interesting.

Meng Huo is thick-skinned; There is no end to rebellion; Being caught is a common occurrence; Finally surrendered. Cao Cao is treacherous; Suspicious personality; Means are evil; It's ruthless.

Zhong Da is very careful; Patience is good; A late bloomer; Full of children and grandchildren. Guo Jia is deplorable; Outstanding talent; It is too early to die young; Meng De cried.

Yang Xiu is very talented; The disadvantage is talkative; The limelight is love; Being killed is inevitable. Zhang Liao is awesome; The best friend is Guan Gong; Courage is resourceful; The children are scared.

Chu Xu is tough; Nicknamed Hu Chi; Fighting is hard; The trick is streaking. Dian Wei is careless; It is wrong to get drunk; The halberd was stolen; It is heroic to die in battle.

Sun Quan is the golden mean; Father's business is inherited; The beard is purple; Eyes are imported. Zhou Lang is very handsome; Wife is beautiful; Good at water warfare; I'm still angry.

Lu Su is honest; Be honest; Jingzhou is a frequent runner; The result was in vain. Lu Xun is gentle; Be a low-key person; Ability is not small; The future is boundless.

Gan ning is a brocade sail; Water thieves have done it; Good at grabbing camp; There is no need for more soldiers. Zhou Tai is loyal; Defending the Lord is desperate; Scars are violent; The marquis of Wu is full of praise.

Er Qiao is poor; Bad luck; The husband died young; Widowhood is painful. Lu Bu is a hero; Painting halberds is invincible; Bad personality; Strangulation is a pity.

Dong Zhuo is evil; The governor is in favor of * * *; Lust is natural; The ending was tragic. The story of diusim is shocking; The appearance is touching; Elegant and incomparable; Beautiful women are unlucky.

Yuan Shao is a soldier; Adequate food and grass; Strong strength; Improper employment. Yuan Shu is not wise; The law was cheated; Claiming to be the emperor is risky; The time has not yet come.

Tao Qian is polite; Generous; The venue is not small; Giving someone away is a pleasure. If you describe a man as white as a woman, we usually call it a lake! If we describe a man as slim as a woman, we usually call him open sesame! If you describe a person as serious as a mountain carving Hu Hanshan, we usually call him the Old Dragon King! If we describe a man as a kind queen mother, we usually say that he is a pig with a gun! If a man is described as staring at a woman like looking at a bedroom, we usually call it Shennan Middle Road! If a man is described as being abused by his wife at home for a long time, we usually call him Xiao Er! If we describe a person eating a bowl and staring at a pot, we usually call it: Beijing Lao Zhang! If you describe a person with bad hands when drinking, we usually call him a bad guy! If it is described that when a man drinks to a woman, the benefits of drunkenness are not in the wine, we usually call it: a red heart has two preparations! If a man meets the wrong woman in the wrong fb and goes to the wrong place, we usually call it: the wrong time! If a man is described as a bunch of girls with thick skin, we usually call it: city wall, or city wall+1, or city wall +2! If we describe a handsome man, we usually call him Du Mu (because he is from my hometown,,,). If we describe a man who looks like Cai Guoqing and sings like Han Hong, we usually call him "Give up smoking for 30 days!" ! If we describe a woman as beautiful as a fairy, we usually call it: Le Tong. If we describe a woman dressed beautifully and Wu Zetian reincarnated, we usually call it: go-karting! If we describe a woman who is generous on the wine table and has mud under it, we usually call it: middle-aged laughter! If we describe a woman's eyes as crystal clear as daffodils, we usually call them: look at the electrical world! If we describe a woman as calm and walking on a cloud, we usually call her Loulan! If a woman is described as funny and easy-going, we usually call it: 5 Niang! If a man is described as masculine, we usually call it: what is the rural hukou?

4. One of my favorite comedy characters, Swallow, wrote a composition.

"There was a girl, who was somewhat headstrong and arrogant; There is a girl, a little rebellious, a little crazy ... "

As you can guess, she is the little swallow that everyone knows and loves.

I love Swallow for no particular reason, just as audiences all over Qian Qian absolutely love her, I am infected by her youthful vitality. I wonder how many different "swallows" there are in the eyes of a thousand viewers. All I know is that in my heart-

She is a strange little swallow. She comes from the folk and grew up playing. She can't read the four books and five classics, but she loves to interpret poetry; She can't play chess, calligraphy or painting, but she can fight with people ... However, by some strange coincidence, she entered the palace. From then on, she can always make Emperor Qianlong laugh, always blow the Empress with anger and stare at her beard (although the Empress doesn't seem to have a "beard"), and always make Lafayette laugh and cry ... How can the heavily guarded palace be disturbed by a little woman? Jumping out of the plot and returning to reality, this bold and innovative, relaxed and humorous style is also rare in costume TV dramas. However, it is this "Little Swallow" written by Qiong Yao who easily flies out of the encirclement of feudal ethics and wears Manchu costumes in the Qing Dynasty and is crazy and lively on the screen ... She not only subverts the palace in the play. ...

She is a swallow with deep feelings and heavy righteousness. Although Wei Zi and I are sworn sisters in Jin Lan today, we can go to the paddock tomorrow to meet the emperor for our "sisters". Although it became "Gege", it became one with "Bright Moon, rosy clouds, little Deng Zi and little Zhuo Zi" and "Share weal and woe". Although she is careless, she usually gets into trouble, but she is very willing to "come one by one." The saddest thing is that she has brought trouble to her friends ... how can such a "swallow" not be respected?

She is a swallow who hates evil. "The road is uneven, so you should shoot when it's time to shoot." This should be about Liangshan heroes. How can it be used on a little girl? However, her character is indeed like this. Bullies bully civilians and are beaten out of the water without saying anything; The black-hearted boss and proprietress of the "chess club" were also planted in her hands; Although Emperor Ama is her favorite person, she has the obligation to rescue Empress Xiang from the palace ... She is such a "heroine".

She is a free swallow. Just as birds love the blue sky and don't want to be caged by humans, swallows are always free swallows and don't want to be bound by rules and regulations; I don't want to lose my personality. Probably, this is the real meaning of the name "Little Swallow"!

It is such a "little swallow" that "flies into the homes of ordinary people" and flies into my heart.

5. Introduce a character's 750-word composition in humorous language. My little uncle is a very humorous person. Every word he says will make us children believe him; Everything he says will make us laugh our heads off!

My little uncle has a round belly like me. His belly is a standard beer belly. I like patting his stomach best. Sounds like a wave drum. It was fun! Little uncle's chubby face is embedded with two "pearls", which are small and beautiful. When he laughed, he couldn't find them and became a thin crack. He always wears a pair of glasses, as if he were learned.

When I was young, my brothers and sisters and I always praised him as: It's no big deal-Mr. Wang Dapeng, everyone smiles, a hundred flowers bloom, and the sun is well informed-the invincible king of children! My uncle really has a way. At that time, a very strict man came to visit my uncle's house. He sat there like a Woodenhead, with a serious face. My little uncle told him the story of Socrates: once, Socrates and his friends were talking happily, and his wife suddenly burst in and made a scene, throwing a pot of water on Socrates' head, making the philosopher look like a drowned rat. When my friends saw this scene, they were shocked and thought there would be a fierce fight. However, Socrates was not angry. Instead, he said humorously, "I thought it would be a downpour after the thunder." Hearing this, my friends all laughed and enlivened the embarrassing scene. Socrates' wife had to retire in shame. After listening to this story, the guest still gave my uncle a stomachache. Such a unsmiling person, his little uncle can make him laugh. You can imagine how charming his little uncle is!

Women, like little fingers. "Unexpectedly, the words sound just fell, the venue was in an uproar, and the female audience strongly opposed the speaker's metaphor. The speaker immediately added: "ladies, people's thumbs are strong, while their little fingers are slender, slim, smart and lovely." I wonder which of you ladies would like to turn it upside down? " A word calmed the anger of the female audience and smiled at each other. Every time my uncle publishes a "long paper", our children's faces bloom like mushrooms after rain, and their palms are as red as monkeys. One by one in high spirits, all laughing off their fangs.

His heart is always a teenager, and he can read the hearts of all children. Although he is an adult on the surface, he is a child at heart. Any bad thing will turn into a good thing for him, because he has an eternal heart and a childlike innocence. Let's remember this eternal child king!

6. My father is a humorous person. My father is short, thin and thin, with white skin and black hair. Anyone who sees him will think that he has permed his hair in the barber shop. His colleagues say that he is a fallen Christian, and I think so. Artist, a famous binding artist in five provinces of Central and South China. His solo exhibition was well received by many celebrities. He is also a funny man, especially fond of joking. I don't know if all artists are humorous, but I think my father is full of humorous cells. No matter how busy and tired he was at work, as soon as he entered the house, to be exact, he said that as soon as he saw me, he immediately smiled and I danced with him. "Contact with the world" is my greatest hobby. A girl of 12 years old, naughty and stubborn, with a delicate nose and a small mouth that likes to sip at ordinary times. This is me. In a corner of the bookstore, you will meet a woman who is holding a book and looking at her with relish, smiling for a while, as if she heard the cheers of the winner; Then he frowned as if he were lost in thought when he met a problem. She, that's me, a small frequent visitor to the bookstore. My mother especially likes reading and studying. My mother is a farmer. She is busy all the year round and has no leisure time. Her hands are always black and rough. Mom is still a self-taught farmer college student. It's amazing! I will draw a picture of my father. Dad wears black-rimmed glasses on his nose. He teaches geography at school, and this pair of glasses helps him see China and the whole world. He also teaches history, and this pair of glasses helps him to see the historical figures in the book, ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign, and understand the ever-changing historical facts. Dad's glasses are really binoculars! When I painted my father's eyes, I drew a pair of big black eye frames and drew many circles on the lenses. Although dad's nose can hold up the "telescope", it is not very smart. That time, he stewed meat at home, sat the pot on the stove, and prepared for class on the table. He didn't smell the burnt meat, or I ran in from the outside and told him. Is dad's nostril small? He has a oval face. When he is angry, his face is very long, much like a horse. When he faces you alone, he always puts on an understanding and loving look, and at the same time keeps shaking his head, looking like a big floating lamp from a distance. His eyes, you know? It's big, dark gray and deep. That horse's face looks very uncomfortable. He likes to make eyes at everyone when he speaks. Be careful not to let it hit you, it will make you dumbfounded. His arms and legs are as thin as bamboo poles, and his clothes hang on his body like sheets. He is erratic and has a mysterious temperament, which determines that when we play all horror dramas, he wears a wig to play the female ghost.

7. Composition: Highlight Grandpa's humor by describing characters, such as:

I have a good grandfather.

Grandpa is tall, white-haired, and his forehead is wrinkled, like some bugs crawling. Grandpa has a pair of exquisite glasses hanging on his nose. I often say that his glasses are like astronomical telescopes.

Grandpa likes sports very much. Every time football, basketball and table tennis are shown on TV, he watches it with relish. Sometimes when watching the ball, I can't help but say, "Good shot!" Clap while shouting.

Grandpa is very hardworking. For the fresh air at home, he cleans the floor spotless every morning. The floor lit up and the air was fresh, but grandpa was so tired that he didn't complain.

Grandpa is still a bird fan. There are birds on the balcony at home, including larks, white jade birds and yellow birds. The bird's song is like a beautiful folk song, which is very nice. One day, when grandpa was feeding the bird, he found a bird, motionless and silent, with his eyes closed. Grandpa thought the bird was ill and said anxiously, "What should I do?" This is the most expensive and my favorite bird. "After that, he came up with a good idea-treating birds. So, he quickly took the materials and began to treat the birds. He frowned, put this down and picked up that. He said to himself, "This bird is like my child. How sad I would be if it died. "After grandpa's treatment, the bird's illness is much better. After a while, the bird became active and grandpa was ecstatic.

Grandpa is also humorous and often jokes. Once, grandpa said, "move the computer back to your home." I quickly said, "If I move home, I can't get on the broadband network." Grandpa said, "If you can't get on the broadband network, you can get on the narrowband Internet cafe!" " "It made me laugh my head off. Grandpa is like this. He often jokes. I want to be with him every day, and I will always laugh.

This is my grandfather, a grandfather with a wide range of hobbies and a good sense of humor.

8. composition: highlight grandpa's humor with character description. For example, I have a good grandfather.

Grandpa is tall, white-haired, and his forehead is wrinkled, like some bugs crawling. Grandpa has a pair of exquisite glasses hanging on his nose. I often say that his glasses are like astronomical telescopes.

Grandpa likes sports very much. Every time football, basketball and table tennis are shown on TV, he watches it with relish. Sometimes when watching the ball, I can't help but say, "Good shot!" Clap while shouting.

Grandpa is very hardworking. For the fresh air at home, he cleans the floor spotless every morning. The floor lit up and the air was fresh, but grandpa was so tired that he didn't complain.

Grandpa is still a bird fan. There are birds on the balcony at home, including larks, white jade birds and yellow birds. The bird's song is like a beautiful folk song, which is very nice.

One day, when grandpa was feeding the bird, he found a bird, motionless and silent, with his eyes closed. Grandpa thought the bird was ill and said anxiously, "What should I do?" This is the most expensive and my favorite bird. "

After that, he came up with a good idea-treating birds. So, he quickly took the materials and began to treat the birds. He frowned, put this down and picked up that. He said to himself, "This bird is like my child. How sad I will be if it dies. "

After grandpa's treatment, the bird's illness is much better. After a while, the bird became active and grandpa was ecstatic.

Grandpa is also humorous and often jokes. Once, grandpa said, "move the computer back to your home."

I quickly said, "If I move home, I can't get on the broadband network." Grandpa said, "If you can't get on the broadband network, you can get on the narrowband Internet cafe!" " "It made me laugh my head off.

Grandpa is like this. He often jokes. I want to be with him every day, and I will always laugh. This is my grandfather, a grandfather with a wide range of hobbies and a good sense of humor.