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1. Niu learns English translation articles

In English class, the teacher asked Niu, "How are you? What does this mean?"

Niu likes: whatever is "how", it is "yes", you are "you", and then answer: "How are you?"

The surprised teacher quickly asked, "How old are you? What does that mean?"

The cow immediately replied: How do you raise it? "

The teacher's textbook immediately appeared a blood red! !

2. Niu made a mistake in learning English paper.

The cow is on the bus. Be careful not to step on another foreigner's foot. The cow said politely, I'm sorry!

Foreigners are also very good: I'm sorry, too!

A Niu, how? What foreigners did, I counted too much! I'm afraid he's not. I'm sorry, three!

That foreigner, a little confused: What are you sorry for?

The cow imagined the last sentence: I'm sorry.

The cow proudly said that the foreigner collapsed to the ground and was unconscious!

3. Cows should learn English with homework chapter.

Niu's English has made rapid progress in the next hard study. Because some English is under the control of habit. I am looking for a very good company job soon. One day, Secretary Niu Jiao handed the document to the boss: "Report to the boss that there will be a batch of European orders next month, and I think the company needs to send someone to handle it." The boss signed at the back of the official document: "Take a head!" " After receiving it, Niu immediately instructed his subordinates to buy air tickets, go by car and tidy up their luggage. At the beginning of that day, the secretary stopped.

Secretary: What are you going to do?

Niu: Meeting in Europe!

Secretary: The boss agreed?

Niu: Didn't the boss say "Go" to me?

Secretary: You have been in the company for so long, don't you know the English level of the boss? The boss means: "Turn back!"

When Niu was young, he opened a restaurant at home. Niu is an excellent little greeter. One day, a foreign friend came to a restaurant for dinner. Because he was not familiar with the way of eating in China, he was careful not to break the bowl. The foreigner didn't know much about Chinese, so he had to explain it to Niu in English. When did Niu Niu understand! Listen to straight frown. At this time, my father's voice came from Niu Wuli: "What happened?"

The cow quickly replied, "bowl!" "

A foreigner, "a dollar?" He felt it necessary to pay a dollar, so he reached for his wallet.

Wu obeyed his father and asked, "Who?"

A foreigner, well, how do they become "three dollars", but don't think it is acceptable, ready to pay it!

The cow pointed to a foreigner and said, "He is playing!" "

A foreigner, not good, "ten dollars" it also rose to about ten dollars, how it scared to run out! !

5. The cow opened a grocery store. One day, a foreigner wanted to buy a pen. The cow said, "Pen". The cow held a basin and handed it to the foreigner. The foreigner shook his head and said, "No, no". Xia Houdun said angrily to the cow, "This pot doesn't leak! "Niu Niu only said" goodbye "to foreigners, and Niu Niu said:" You are the strange one! "

These are for translation.

I hope that the wrong shot can be saved. I make slides, so I need Chinese and English. I will spend this slide tomorrow. On the internet, so I hope you can help me quickly, thank you! ! ! Grateful! ! !