200-word classical Chinese written by modern people.

1. Classical Chinese written by modern people. The gentleman talks about "what is king?" "If Lori is not good, she will be pushed down."

"What is overbearing?" "Hey, push it down, too." "... what is the way of Confucius and Mencius? ""tell her before you push. "

"What is heaven?" "At any time, you can push whoever you want! A guest asked, "What is a king? "Yes, I said," If a virgin has guests, she should be warned. " Ask again: "What is overbearing?" "Listen to his words, luckily advised. "

He asked, "What is the way of Confucius and Mencius?" He said: "It is not against benevolence and righteousness to treat others with nothing, and to be reasonable by Chen, and to respect after courtesy." He asked again, "It's not enough to look at these three.

But what is heaven? Yue said, "Yes, I've been worshipping for several days. All the women in Qin Dynasty stood and all the women in Hunan and Hubei bowed down. So I let my heart wander, indulge my heart, enjoy playing extremely, and enjoy it. This is called Heaven. "

Then the guest bends down. The best reason to call in sick is: hemorrhoids surgery! Reason: regardless of gender and age, there is no symptom in the early stage and no action is needed. If you say there is, there must be, and no one can reveal it.

In addition, if you have an attack, you must have an operation immediately, otherwise you can't even sit on the stool. What classes are you going to take? When you come back from vacation, people are embarrassed to sympathize with you. Best of all, this disease may recur at any time! Is there a more perfect reason to ask for leave than this? The correct name is hemorrhoids, and it is appropriate to take care of it.

Who can count the grains? There is no sign, no image, how can we check it? Yin Lan is hard to recommend, which hurts the body and invades evil spirits. If you have a disease, you must be cured.

I will give it back, and my colleagues will not make fun of me. Or amuse yourself and swim.

Fix this 10 thousand square, and do it tomorrow Just relax。 I have a buddy who became an anorectal doctor. Later, when the client asked him why, he sighed and said that he was still changing his major. Once he had dinner with several old doctors in the hospital and asked which department of the hospital earned more money, including surgery and orthopedics.

At this time, a respected old dean of the hospital said, "Bullshit! Ophthalmology is the most profitable! " So my friend finally chose anorectal department. Yu is very interested in Xinglin, and he will choose the subjects he is good at.

I asked my colleagues about rice and food. There are different opinions on whether cloud orthopedics can be brilliant and whether cloud surgery can be profitable.

One of them was a resident. He respected his reputation and looked elegant, but he scolded, "Scared! Teaching seems to be the most profitable. " It is the unsealing of attacking the lower coke.

The hot water in the bathroom has stopped, so take a cold shower when you are angry! There are two people in the bathhouse. I'm testing the water. Suddenly, hot water came, so I went out to shout. I told my friend to wash quickly. After a while, there were more and more people. Then, after that, there was no hot water ... Later, people asked if there was any hot water, thinking that I was cheating. I pointed to the person next to me and said, look at him, the soap is half done. ! I went to the bathroom with my friends and wanted to take a bath. There was no hot soup in the room, but the water was so cold that my friends couldn't stand it, so I went out without taking a shower. There were only two people in the room, and suddenly hot soup poured in, and they were companions.

There are many people taking a bath, but there are few hot soups, and those who arrive late are dehydrated. They became suspicious and asked, "Is there any hot soup?" I pointed my finger at him and said, "Is there no hot soup because he is covered in soap bubbles?" The monitor didn't expect to be a monitor by fencing, so he laughed at himself as the "monitor" and sometimes neglected his study and English. After a day of English test, I found that I couldn't remember words and write a composition. I sighed in my heart. I'm going to be the monitor.

With this in mind, I made up my mind to jump in the East Lake again if I am lazy. If you accidentally draw a fist, you will get the position of monitor, because you call yourself "the monitor who draws a fist".

Or neglect English, neglect reading, so that the book is not recited, the text is not written, and the feeling of stealing is ridiculed. Therefore, I wrote a poem to formulate my own strategy: "aim at books, not entertain myself."

He goes to East Lake from time to time. "Boss Ma, since I met this boss Ma, I have achieved two major successes: successful login and successful payment. Boss Ma also gave me a car: a shopping cart.

I also understand my biggest deficiency: lack of balance. Self-knowledge horsemen have two advantages: successful login and successful payment.

Although it goes without saying, the balance is insufficient! The jockey also tried the BMW and built a shopping cart. I feel dizzy when I plan to get rid of acne.

After looking in the mirror, Yu Fanzi was shocked with acne and warts all over her face, with a sad color and a sad center. He told him sadly, "Why bother?" It's suffocating and my lips are swollen. The taste is gone, the taste is gone, the god is gone, and the face is gone.

The day before yesterday, I was hungry, ate chicken feet, ate too much, accidentally injured my tongue, and bandits were greedy and caused symptoms, with more peppers and less meat. It is hard to get back from hard work, but not enough to eat, and the world is unfair and poisonous. As for Stowe? "Yuan said," Yu! Chicken feet, servant tribute also; I'm embarrassed to eat with the servant standing upright! Why do you accuse me of being ill, but refuse my advice? Do you care about my goodness and avoid my embarrassment? My son has an ulcer, and I complain; I am sad for my son's loss of happiness.

I would like to cut off the heart of red blood and make a golden bowl to shoulder the disaster from heaven. "So I fried Lian Po's soup and put it in the purple berries.

Listen at night, I hope my illness will get better. It is natural that the contempt chain and a certain case transfer people's likes and dislikes.

If you praise a saint well, you are polite. If you play well, you are close to slang. There is no distinction between good and bad. Now, there are people who criticize and explain their interests, thinking that both parties will only block small groups and divide friends.

Therefore, dissidents are self-evident and colleagues are self-sufficient; Those who appreciate little are unhappy, while those who appreciate deeply are humble and shallow. Taste and smell "literati despise each other", sincere! To use words as a metaphor, the great scholar is true, the national scholar is not good at poetry, and the ci school disdains history. The first one does not admire Hong Wen, just like a "chain of mutual contempt."

Peter, two or three sons, far away from the wilderness, holds a piece of soil and spends all his time watering his thoughts! People think highly of those who study world customs and seldom know what they are useful for. Habitually a nuisance, everyone has his own advantages and disadvantages and will be teased by Sri Lankan people.

Since each other has become a chain, it is inevitable that they will be slandered lightly. If the slanderers are not interested, they will destroy their Mu Shang, isolate their plans and see them when they die.

Mu Shang gradually changed his mind and called it "shifting the heart". Or the humblest people. They are happy to see adults, but they don't want to be effective. They don't smell anger, they flatter others and spit on themselves when they ask. How embarrassing! So, husband, I'm afraid I'm not loved, I'm just proud of myself.

After that, people who look back on the past are not loved, but just follow the crowd. Trapped in a despicable chain and moved, you can't concentrate on your ambition, but you can't admire the reality.

2. Modern classical Chinese is centered on interesting things at school and has created 200 words. Many interesting things happened in my campus, and several of them made me feel very interesting.

One day, Xiao said to me, can I tell you a story? I agreed.

He told me with relish. He said that once upon a time, there was a fool who said nothing no matter what others asked him.

Little boy suddenly cut in and asked me if I had heard of it. I said no, and he repeated it several times, but I still saidno. By the time I realized it, he had already escaped.

I will tell you this story in the future, but no one has been cheated. I've been thinking, am I slow? Not only have others fooled me, but I have also had the experience of fooling others. That day, I solemnly told Xiao B that his sister had a car accident. I didn't expect him to be so nervous that he didn't have a good class all morning. It was not until noon that I realized that I had lied to him for his mother.

When I came to school, he gave me a good beating and told me not to lie to him again. He has a bad heart. It's easy to be scared. I'm scared to death after listening to it. What should I do if I get sick? The interesting things on campus are really interesting.

3.200 words or so Classical Chinese Cao Cao: Biography of Classical Chinese Reading Collection Shandong Pingyi School 273300 Li Chuanpeng Wenhui, Chen Ye.

Rou follows his brother, Yuan Shaozhi's nephew, also known as Hebei Rou, Rou follows his family. Wool (1) pole, with soft as the length of the tube.

His name is a household name in the county, and a group of corrupt officials are attracted by him. Jou-chiao said, "I was lucky enough to be in politics in the past, but I still tolerated being an official. What's more, these officials didn't do anything wrong! Call back. "

Salt is also self-motivated, and salt is a good official. Gao Qian fell, and someone betrayed Bing.

Soft from Mao, Mao wants to punish, thinking that history is assassinated; When the law is proper, the prison is free, and it is the prime minister's warehouse. Advocating (2) Song and Jin fled to Hefei.

In the old law, the army died of conscription and his wife was tested. Mao's suffering is endless, and his type is more important.

Gold has a mother, a wife and a second brother, all of whom were given to the official, and the master killed them all. Ruan Qi said: "It is a fact that soldiers died in the army, but when they overheard it, they sometimes regretted it.

Stupid means it is appropriate to lend it to your wife. One is to make the thief disbelieve, and the other is to lure him back to his heart. Just like a criminal record, it's completely unexpected, and accusations keep coming. I'm afraid that since I'm in the army today, I'll kill myself and I'll go with them. I can't kill them anymore.

This heavy punishment is not to stop death, but to benefit the ear. "Mao said," good. "

Even if we don't kill Kim's mother and brother, many people will survive. Emperor Wendi (3) practiced the law, treated books with gentleness, served the imperial censor, and gave it to Guan Neihou.

There are slanderers among the people, some are sick by the emperor, some are killed by slanderers, and some are rewarded. He said softly, "Those who speak evil words will be killed today, and those who speak evil words will be rewarded.

Even if there is no road to anti-goodness, it will gradually lead to vicious and cunning groups slandering each other. If it is not true, it will save the lawsuit. For me, it is better to punish evil and promote good, and reduce the kindness of the Father. "The emperor is not from, and falsely accused.

Naidi issued a letter: "Those who dare to sue slander will also be accused of crimes." So I gave up.

The emperor wants to stay suspicious and bend the law to punish the book and enforce the law (4) to protect the training, but he is stubborn and does not obey the imperial edict. The emperor was very angry and called Rouyitai (5); The messenger promised Tingwei to check Honor, and Honor was ordered to send Rou back to the temple.

Note: ① Mao: Cao Cao. (2) Advocates: Advocates in the army.

3 Wendi: Cao Pi. 4 law enforcement: official position.

⑤ Taiwan Province: Shangshutai. ⑥ Temple: Tingwei official office.

Guan Zhong: Volume 62 of Historical Records, Biography of Yan Guan, is the second pass. I often travel with Bao Shu's teeth, and Bao Shu knows his talent.

Guan Zhong was poor and often bullied Uncle Bao, but Uncle Bao finally satisfied him well and didn't take it for granted. Bao Shu worked for the son of Qi, and Guan Zhong worked for Gong Zijiu.

Xiao Bai made Huan Gong, the son died for a long time, and Guan Zhong was imprisoned. Uncle Bao then went into Guanzhong.

It is also Guan Zhong's plan to use it to take office in Qi State, monopolize it, unite with the nine kings and conquer the world. Guan Zhong said, "I tasted Bao Shujia when I was in trouble and shared wealth with him. Uncle Bao didn't treat me as greedy and knew I was poor.

I tried to find a job for Uncle Bao, and I was poorer. Uncle Bao doesn't think I'm stupid, but he knows when it's good or bad. I have tasted three officials and three people, and I am driven by you. Uncle Bao doesn't think I'm evil, but he knows I'm not in trouble.

I have tasted three wars and three walks, and Uncle Bao is not afraid of me, knowing that I have an old mother. Miyako was defeated for a long time and was called to die suddenly. My prisoner was humiliated. Bao Shu doesn't regard me as * * *, knowing that I am not ashamed of trifles and my fame is not seen by the world.

My parents know steamed stuffed bun. "Bao Shu in the guanzhong, and under him.

Shilu's descendants lived in Qi, and there were more than a dozen feudal lords, often famous doctors. There are not many smart people in Guan Zhong, but Uncle Bao knows many people.

Since Guan Zhong became independent, he has lived on the seashore with only a small amount of money, accumulated wealth, enriched Qiang Bing, and shared the joys and dislikes with the people. Therefore, it is said: "The granary knows etiquette, food and clothing know honor and disgrace, and clothes are solid."

If the four dimensions don't open, the country will die. Orders are like running water, which makes people feel happy.

So, humble, easy to do. Give what the common people want; Vulgar is not, so go.

It is also the government, good every cloud has a silver lining, that turned defeat into victory. Weigh carefully.

Huan Gong was really angry with Cai, so Guan Zhong attacked Chu and blamed Mao for not paying tribute. Huan Gong was really good at the Northern Expedition, and Guan Zhong put Yan Xiu in charge of Zhao Gong.

At the meeting of Yu Ke, Huan Gong wanted to break the contract, Guan Zhong believed it was true, and the princes returned to Qi. Therefore, it is a treasure of politics to know what it is used for.

"Guan Zhongfu intends to go to the government, and he was buried three times. Qi people don't think this is luxury. When Guan Zhong died, it was often better for Qi to obey his own government than for princes.

100 years later, there was a swallow. Yan Ping is a loyal baby, and Wei is also a person.

In the matter of Qi and Zhuang Gonghe, frugality is more important than Qi. Me and I don't care about meat, and we don't care about clothes and silks.

It is in North Korea, which is very dangerous to talk about; If you don't say it, you will be in danger. State-owned means obedient; I can't help it. I just have a balanced life.

In this way, the third world became famous to the princes. The more stones, the better the father.

Yan Zi came out, was discredited, was redeemed by Zuo Yi, and came back. Foucher, go to the boudoir.

Over time, the more stones my father wants. Yan Zi was afraid, photographed his clothes, thanked him and said, "Although the baby is heartless, why do you want him to seek perfection quickly?" "Shi Fu said," otherwise.

I heard that gentlemen trust their confidants, not their confidants. Wu Fang is in the middle. He doesn't know me.

My master saved me, and I am a bosom friend; It is better to be intimate and rude than to be caught in the middle. "This is extended to be a guest.

Yan Zi was at the same stage, and his royal wife married her husband from outside when she was idle. Her husband is a relative, and he is very big and complacent.

When he came back, his wife was invited. Husband asked him why.

The wife said, "Yan Zi is less than six feet long. He is in a state of harmony and is famous as a vassal. Today, I look forward to it with deep ambition and always follow the bottom.

My son is eight feet long. Although he is a servant, he thinks he is full of ideas and wants to go. "After that, her husband suppressed the injury.

Yan Zi asked me a strange question, and he was telling the truth. Yan Zi recommended him as a doctor.

Tai Shigong said: I have read the herdsmen, Mountain Height, Riding, Light and Heavy, Nine Rooms and Spring and Autumn Annals, all of which have made detailed statements. Ever since I saw him writing a book and wanted to see him act, I have passed it on.

As for his books, there are many in the world, so anyway, tell me his anecdotes.

4. Ask for a letter in classical Chinese, the content of which is written as a modern person to an ancient celebrity. More than 250 words were sent to Brother Kong Ming.

After decades of haste, I still read the book of sages under the cold window. It's winter night, and when the cold is even worse, if you want to serve the ancients and get drunk in the humble room, you can only put a sigh, but who in the questionnaire will retreat from the enemy? Right: So is Zhu Gekongming.

I read the Three Kingdoms, and I only love the light, because it is simple and only wise. I have a lot to say to my brother Wolong. I cherish the separation of yin and yang. Therefore, I only sent them here from afar, hoping that my brother could have a look and make a wish.

Brother's boldness of vision, ancient and modern, look at today's world, who can compare with you, we can only fish in the forest, even if we can achieve it, which is very shameful. In the distant past, my brother and the official worshipped the book, but they still did everything themselves. When they left Qishan to recover the Central Plains, their hearts were bright and filled with emotion, and their admiration was beyond words. Oh! With a sigh, my brother broke down from overwork, and Zixing mourned the fall of Wuzhangyuan, and the situation of heaven and earth changed color. After ten years of relative relationship with Xu, especially gave birth after death, which made him feel worse than sighing. This merit is nothing more than average.

There are tears in my eyes today, but I don't know, is it for my brother or for myself?

It's totally original I wrote a composition last week and got full marks. This is my abbreviated version for your reference.