Want to ask a joke (1)

The eunuch wanted to talk to the emperor at night, but he felt that it was inconvenient for the emperor to stay indoors, and he was afraid that the emperor could not be called outside. Decided to drill to the end. Geng Yi heard the emperor say, "Let me see your twin peaks!" Second, I heard the emperor say, "One more shot!" At midnight, the emperor said, "Put your thighs aside." The fourth watch emperor "tut tut", and the fifth watch queen cried, "Oh, my God!" The next day, the emperor asked where you went last night. Answer, under the bed, ask, what do you hear? Answer: First, the emperor is drawing, second, the emperor and the queen are playing chess, third, the emperor is eating crabs, fourth, the emperor is eating grapes, and fifth, the queen mother is coming. ...