Ask for dialogue "A scholar falls in love with a soldier"! ! !

I just found out that the scholar fell in love with the lines in an episode of Soldier, which was imitated from Prince McDull's pineapple oil.

Porridge, noodles and rice were dressed as corpse-drivers in Xiangxi. When I met the magistrate in Hangzhou, I arrested them. The magistrate in Hangzhou asked them what they were doing.

Li Sijie said a lot about what to teach and what to call:

The number of gods in the iron plate, the number of gods in Taiyi, the number of gods in Six Rens, the number of Chinese characters in Zidou, knocking on tortoise shells, blind girls' bones, catching the eight characters of the year, children shouting whooping cough, Huang Wen hanging Huang Wu, fasting in the first seven days, evoking spirits in the last seven days, and deceiving the gods in the third book. The gods are relatively tangent, close to each other, catching ghosts, catching evil spirits and deceiving the gods.

The magistrate of a county in Hangzhou said: Oh, you said that Xiangxi drove the corpse!

It's the same type as McDull's paragraph about children shaking their feet. Dialogue between Huang Qiusheng and Wu Junru about foot-blowing: Mai Tai: Doctor, this child is shaking his feet.

Doctor: Huh?

Mai Tai: I said, this kid shakes his feet all day.

Doctor: What does that have to do with me?

Mai Tai: You are a doctor.

Doctor: So what?

Mai Tai: Then see a doctor. You are a general practitioner.

Doctor: I'm sorry, it's all internal and external, not including shaking feet.

Mai Tai: What does the internal and external general practice include?

Doctor: General things.

Mai Tai: What is the general rule?

Doctor: Common diseases.

Mai Tai: How common is it?

Doctor: Just ordinary, dizzy and cold.

Mai Tai: What else?

Doctor: There are also children with cool wind, cold outside and nameless swelling and poison.

Joint trauma, gastrointestinal discomfort, vomiting, gastrointestinal discomfort, nausea at four o'clock,

Low back pain, dysuria, fat accumulation, decreased libido, big neck and big eyes.

Mai Tai: Anything else?

Doctor: and those itchy skin, nervousness, forgetfulness, insomnia,

Keywords acne head rash, intestinal gas, kidney water deficiency, dizziness and tinnitus,

Dry mouth, herpes zoster, hemorrhoid on buttocks, frequent urination and corns,

Hyperacidity, hypercholesterolemia, vomiting blood and milk, nasal congestion, etc. ....

Mai Tai: What else?

Doctor: There are also daze, chicken blindness, madness, leg weakness and floaters.

Headache, pale mouth, pale face, insects, long spots, beer belly,

Stealing meat, worshipping meat, chickenpox, bloating, baldness, large brain capacity,

Big eyes, mosquito bites, duck feet, shaking feet, housewives' hands, Hong Kong feet

Mai Tai: You said shake your feet!