Chicken feather loves crape myrtle

Matt Damon: This nickname is very cute. One of the most famous superstars in Hollywood!

Jimmy kimmel: Jianghu people call it chicken feathers. The host of Jimmy Feather, the most famous talk show in America!

Things can be traced back to the early days of Jimmy's chicken feather show, which was far less popular then. Matt Damon is already a famous Hollywood superstar. It stands to reason that these two people are at odds. However, it happened that one day at the end of the program, Jimmy Chicken Feather suddenly uttered that famous line: "Sorry Matt Damon, we don't have much time". Sorry, Matt is so cute, we don't have time for you to play.

When Chicken Feather said this, the audience was shocked. The feather show invited superstar Matt Damon. Forget it. It's cute to stand up! ↓↓↓

This sentence is three years, and in lovely words, it is ↓↓↓↓

Stupid: "Jimmy fucked me 1205 times on the show"! Distressed and lovely 1205 times. . .

Maybe chicken feathers are easy to say, so at the end of the show every night, I will say, I'm sorry, Matt Damon, we don't have much time. Gradually, Dai Meng knew, but he didn't object, and said, This is very interesting. Go on! So: Sorry, Matt Damon has almost become the "routine" of chicken feather show.

And then one day. Matt is really cute!

However, in the constant repetition of chicken feathers, just as Meng Meng sat down to prepare for communication, time was really running out!

Stupidity and Anger: Fuck you! Lovely again 1205 times.

Then there was the last beep of the program, and finally it slammed out the door. No one knows whether this nerd is really angry or the effect of the program. But what is certain is that all kinds of mutual communication after that are "flirting"!

Finally, one day, Dai Meng seized the opportunity. On the fifth anniversary of Jimmy's Chicken Feather Show, Jimmy's girlfriend at that time showed a MV: the classic "I fucked Matt Damon" (I fucked Matt Damon).

This song even won the Emmy Award for "Best Original Music"! This time, Matt Damon pulled back a city!

But since the opponent is Jimmy's chicken feathers, he certainly won't let go. So he also tit for tat, wrote a "f * * king Ben Affleck" (I went to Ben Affleck). Big Ben is cute and small. He is a good friend of the quilt.

This pair of enemies really know how to play. You fucked my girlfriend, and I fucked your good friend gay friends! This MV is really full of stars. Friends you like can look for them. Maybe there is a Hollywood star you like ~

As a gay friend as cute as a chicken feather, Big Ben certainly won't watch his two gay friends "kill each other". So he tried to help them repair their relationship. So there was a big fat man who sneaked into China and kept a lovely story on the chicken feather show. ↓↓↓↓

This is a dirty gesture for gay friends.

But when Chicken Feather saw Matt Damon, she kicked him out without mercy. Poor bookworm. . . ↓

As the saying goes, it is also indecent to come and not be rude. It is inevitable that you will not easily put down your chicken feathers after such a "great shame". Finally, one day, it is lovely and gorgeous! He kidnapped Jimmy Chicken Feather and took control of Jimmy Chicken Feather Show. Even invited the largest guest group in history, and Chicken Feather's parents defected at this time, announcing that Matt Damon is the son we want! ↓↓↓

This time I'm finally proud and worried about chicken feathers for 30 seconds ~ ~

Of course, their story is not over yet. Every time Matt Damon has a new film released, Chicken Feathers will come out at the right time to help Matt announce (e) and spread (high). For example, when staying cute to promote the new film "Blissful Space" ↓↓↓

Recommended value of this video: ★★★★★

Then there was an angry counterattack: Jimmy Chicken Feather was the host of the 68th Emmy Awards, but he didn't win the prize, so ↓↓↓↓

It's ridiculous to stay cute and eat apples! Chicken feathers mean 10 thousand damage!

Chicken feathers, years of experience, of course, are not vegetarian. So at the Oscar ceremony, I was embarrassed again, and the "Great Wall" in China lay down.

The teasing nerd missed the Oscar for his performance in The Great Wall.

To be continued. . .

Today, their story is far from over. Finally, I hope the three of them, Dai Meng, Chicken Feather and Big Ben, can have a happy generation (quilt)!