A paragraph from Jin Yong's novel?

Wang Zhongyang died, Quanzhen Sect held a funeral, and heroes from all walks of life came to pay homage!

Just after paying tribute to the body, the heroes can't wait to put bowls, cigarettes and drinks in the mourning hall, sit around Wang Zhongyang's coffin and start discussing the distribution of Jiuyin Zhen Jing! ! The negotiations were held in a soft funeral music. These heroes shed crocodile tears while fighting for the ownership of Jiuyin Zhen Jing.

At the time of the most heated debate, suddenly a crisp fart rang through the earth, and everyone was shocked. Suddenly, they were silent and looked at each other! This fart is really the pinnacle, swallowing mountains and rivers, pulling a thousand troops, lingering sound, endless aftertaste! But at the same time, it is against the taboo of Wulin (especially on such a solemn occasion)! As the host, Quanzhen Qizi was so humiliated that he got up and drew his sword and posed as the Big Dipper!

Qiu Chuji asked Ma Yu in a low voice, "Boss, could it be our insider?" Ma Yu shook her head confidently. "I don't think so. Quanzhen's internal forces will not be so out of control! " ! So several people's eyes fell on the Jiangnan Seven Monsters with the worst internal force at the same time! Ke Zhene, a flying bat, stood up with a black face and a blue face, trembling all over and said, "Hum! What do you mean? I'm the seven eccentrics in the south of the Yangtze River. I'm not good at martial arts, but I never do such shameless, obscene and disastrous activities! Zhu Cong, the second child, added, "That's right. We Jiangnan seven eccentrics are like one person. Seven people fart together at home and seven people fart together in public. Did you hear seven notes? "?

Qiu Chuji recognized the seven eccentrics in the south of the Yangtze River, nodded slightly to them and motioned for them to sit down! Turned to the usual despicable west poison Ouyang Feng! Ouyang Feng just laughed: "Is the fart of my Bai Tuo villa easily smelled by all of you?" ? Said to Ouyang Ke handed a look! Ouyang Ke body movement, people firmly squatting on the water tank at the door, I saw him demonstrated, a loud roar loud, a white smoke and some yellow liquid all squeezed out from his leg. Ouyang Feng quickly covered his eyes with his hand: "Chloe, you shameful thing, come back quickly and tell you to eat less cold drinks in Jiangnan, but you just won't listen!" ! Everyone saw that a jar of water turned black in an instant, and everyone knew that the old poison uncle couldn't fart upright just now!

Everyone's eyes turned clockwise and fell on Hong Qigong, a beggar in the north. They all thought, "The old beggar doesn't pay attention to hygiene at ordinary times. He must have done it!" " ! Hong Qigong laughed: "Haha, the old fart always cooperates with the action!" ! As he spoke, he poked the dog stick into the ground, and when PP twisted, a dragon wagged its tail. In the fart, two beggars' sect disciples suddenly shot back like rockets.

It's not Hong Qigong. Could it be Master Yi Deng from Nan Di? Eden was pale: "Monk, don't talk nonsense. All the dirty gas in the old man's body has been discharged by a finger." He was glad to say that he put up his middle finger and made a gesture .......... Yu Qiao's four apprentices hurried to hold him: "Master, master, true qi is precious, don't consume it casually!"

Everyone has to turn their eyes to Huang, the evil East. The yellow tiger struck the table with a straight face and stood up: "Yes, yes! These farts are fucking me! " Huang Rong around him hurriedly pulled his clothes: "Dad, you didn't put it there. What do you admit? Jing elder brother, you've heard my dad's bullshit. Please clarify quickly! Guo Jing scratched his head and stood up: "Oh! This is really not put by my father-in-law. My father-in-law's fart is always three points of righteousness and seven points of evil. Besides, people who know a little bit about temperament will be disturbed by his blue sea tidal fart ... Hey hey ... Answer finished! " Huang Laoxie smiled at Guo Jing for the first time in his life and handed over a Peach Blossom Island cigarette!

Now, only Mei Chaofeng is left. Before everyone could speak, she got up and said darkly, "Hum! Nobody admits a damn thing, and I let his PP end like this! Said the five fingers a hook, according to the PP standing behind Yang Kang gently grasp, Yang Kang immediately screamed and ran out like a cat's tail was burned. Mei Chaofeng replied, "Although my eyes are blind, my ears are not deaf. This fart is 75 degrees east longitude and 32 degrees north latitude! "! They follow MeiChaoFeng said bearing, eyes all fell on Wang Zhongyang's coffin. ...

The lid of the coffin opened by itself, and all the heroes were frightened to disgrace. They shouted wildly: "Lao Wang cheated the body!" " I saw Wang Zhongyang sitting up from the coffin, singing Gao Linsheng's song: "It's me, it's me, it's me ... You heroes, being original has long died in the West, but everyone is arguing about those nine spirits. I was afraid that you would cut me to pieces before I got my god, so you let out your last breath and burned the Nine Yin Zhen Classics! Then I kicked my leg again and took my last breath.

Heroes shook their heads and left Quanzhen Sect helplessly! Soon, Zhou jumped out of the backyard: "Ollie Ollie, all the seven sons are assembled." Now, I am going to visit Jiuyin Zhen Jing. Just now my brother burned his love letter with a fart! " !