What is the most rustic love story you have ever heard?

If your lover's other half will always pick up the stalks you throw and is willing to play with you, it will really be dog food scattered all over the sky. In the process of falling in love, earthy love words are like seasonings, which can make each other feel sweeter.

Love talk crit 1:? "If I see you, I will run."

The high-speed train from Xinxiang to Beijing takes less than four hours, and the twists and turns along the way are worth it at the moment I saw him!

When Tomb-Sweeping Day went to see him, I thought I could see him at the exit. As a result, he is still on the road, and it is false to say that he is not disappointed. I threatened him to be here in five minutes. I hid behind the pillar and watched him run while watching my watch. I'm already trapped inside.

Did you ask him when you scared him from behind? This fellow gave me a white look and asked for praise: "Yes, I don't have to run when I see you."

Love talk crit 2:

One night, I came back with three big green mangoes in my pants. He asked me how I bought so many, and then they began to discuss the topic "why big green mangoes are more expensive than small mangoes".

I said, "Some things may be expensive not because of high nutritional value, but because of scarcity."

The guy replied slowly, "Yes, just like me."

I looked puzzled: "? Yes, you are the only one in the world. " (I just reacted)

Love story daily:?

"You how so much, as if there is nothing you don't know. What can I do without you? "

I bought a vacuum compression bag to store clothes, and he gave me a video of distance education. I read the instructions directly to him and then follow his instructions step by step.

Forgetfulness, I can't find the pump for a while, and I lost my clip for a while. It's just a fog.

? I think it's ok to solve problems independently when I'm single. How can IQ plummet after being with him?

He said simply, "The brain is a good thing, I hope you have it."

Me: "Never mind, I have you ~"