Fortune Telling Collection - Horoscope - The curse of the zodiac.

The curse of the zodiac.

Aries-an impulsive fool all his life

Taurus-Stubborn Stone

Gemini-a fool who talks too much and makes too many mistakes

Cancer-a coward who lives in a shell forever

Leo-treat applause as an oxygen asshole

Virgo-a poor creature with eyes like beans

Libra-Libra that can never be balanced.

Scorpio-a cold-blooded animal born suspicious.

Sagittarius-the cowardly escape king

Capricorn-boring wooden head is dead

Aquarius-an alien who can't understand human language

Pisces-a rare brainless animal

If you have no choice, just scold.