How to eat in twelve constellations _ Twelve constellations eat and fight jokes.

How is the food performance of the zodiac?

Aries: Eating is like putting out a fire.

I don't know whether the hungry fool is reborn or the desperate fool is reborn. They eat like a fire. A wind-blown leftovers, and then, after dinner. At the dinner table, I often see a table of people gaping at the mutton food for seconds and starting to cross their legs and pick their teeth. HOHO~ They are always proud of it.

Taurus is very picky about food.

I often see my calf frowning and pointing at the dining table. Oh, no ~ ~ I won't eat this, this is not nutritious, and this color is not good-looking ... Are you hungry? I said that calves like to eat or not. I don't think you are hungry. In fact, calves will eventually eat food honestly because they think it is shameful to waste food.

Gemini: chatting is the main thing, supplemented by eating.

Gemini, known as "quick talker", is always at the dinner table. Gemini, your mouth is watering. Don't you see the people next to you are all black lines? ... is really ungrateful. Are you saying that's enough? Wait, wait, wait Have a meal like your Toastmasters! ! !

Cancer: I love to nag when eating and help others with food.

"Oh, XXX, you can't eat this because your stomach is not good." "So-and-so, you have bad teeth. Eat this. " "Yes, you are so thin. Eat some fat." Eating a meal every day will stage the "old lady" nagging. Such "enthusiasm" often scares people away. By the way, crab crab, do you want to be such a girl? ....

Lion: Very elegant.

A lion with a spoon, blue fingers and a scarf around his neck doesn't forget to show his elegance when eating, does it? However, they may not be intentional, but they are used to such an "elegant" eating attitude. I don't even like other people's indecency. Alas ~ ~, but they can generally tolerate it and don't ask others to be like them.

Virgo: The procedure of eating is more complicated.

This eating program includes: cleaning the seat, cleaning the tableware, scalding the tableware with boiling water, and continuing to clean. Virgo, who always loves cleanliness, has a serious cleanliness addiction. While everyone is eating, they are still washing dishes. It seems to be called obsessive-compulsive disorder. If they are not allowed to finish these things, they will not be able to eat. . .

Libra: Talk while eating.

Libra is more elegant than Gemini in foaming at the mouth. They know how to pay proper attention to their behavior and make themselves look quality and elegant. It will also appropriately provoke everyone's interaction. But Libra, don't forget, not every meal is a blind date, there will be social interaction.

Scorpio: Listen to others chat.

Compared with the dazzling performance of other constellations, Scorpio's performance is much more normal, eating silently and listening to others. They are always alone and don't know how to communicate with others, so they always eat their own food and listen to others. Even so, I ate with relish.

Sagittarius: Play all kinds of boring hand games.

An archer who doesn't even want to eat is like a child who hasn't grown up yet. He is very active and likes to play. When he was eating, he used his mobile phone to play all kinds of boring games, and then he ignored the people around him. In fact, they are very easy to raise. Just give them a bowl of white rice and a mobile phone.

Capricorn: Eat a lot of food.

Capricorn, who has always been pragmatic, doesn't talk like Scorpio when eating. Scorpio eats while listening to others. Capricorn, on the other hand, eats like a pig and turns a deaf ear to the movement outside the window. It is a real hungry ghost reborn. In fact, they just don't like listening to others gossip.

Aquarius: I usually like to eat snacks, but once I eat them, I lose my fighting power.

I usually eat a lot of snacks, but once I eat them, I have no appetite and can only sit. Looking at the constellation of 12 is boring. But although they are boring, they can still keenly observe their every move and see their inner world. This is a very powerful constellation.

Pisces: Emotions are influenced by others.

Pisces people are very casual and easily influenced by others. It is possible to get a call from your partner before eating, and your appetite will increase greatly. Or quarrel with colleagues at noon and have no appetite. It is also possible to meet a guy who is rude and can't eat at the dinner table. In a word, Pisces is the most uncertain constellation in 12.