Laugh till you cramp. Very funny, very interesting. This is the cure for unhappiness!

Democratic Party and American Democratic Party, Kuafu mocked the mocking of sunbirds and cigarettes, the concepts of art, power, money and wine, and the number of seats in the gods.

Laugh till you cramp:

1. When I was a child, I got a double hundred in the final exam. My father took me to China and Hongkong to play. When I got home, I told my friends in the village about the interesting things on the road and the skyscrapers in China and Hongkong. Ten years ago, my father sent me to Zhengzhou to go to college. I stood in the city square of the bus station and froze. I seem to have been to this area.

Second, start the tricycle, see his wife sit tight, Ahmed drove the tricycle broke through the door. He saw many people running to Bazaar in the street, and he thought there must be many people visiting Bazaar today. Many people go to the market to satisfy their hunger. Whether they buy or not, they will feel bright and have enough enthusiasm for their work.

Third, male workers should not have long hair or shave their heads to ensure that their hair is not covered by ears and collars. Women workers' hair should be neat and clean, don't do weird hairstyles, and ensure dignity and gentleness. Workers at the practical level wear uniform hairpins.

Fourth, there was a long queue to buy ice cream in a large shopping mall, and a pregnant mother came back. She said to the man on the edge, "Honey, I think I want to eat ice cream." The woman went over and asked the price. Fifteen dollars each, and the woman dragged her pregnant mother away. The pregnant mother did not move. The humanitarian said, "Young mistress, eat that expensive food, put a pack of cigarettes on the top of Confucius, and let's go." . .

Fifth, in ordinary high schools, there is a unique relationship between girls. The girls all want to contact me. Either buy carbonated drinks to help me drink or bring snacks to help me eat. All the confession letters were cramped, and even girls from other classes went up to know me right away. Alas! It's disgusting. There is a handsome gay friends who can play the piano and basketball, and his academic performance is really good!

6. The dean was on sick leave, and the substitute teacher said: There was a car accident and the bone was broken. The kind leader asked the whole class to pay for a wheelchair for the dean. It seems that I didn't have enough money and bought a used car. Many student cadres knocked at the teacher's house, and then saw: the teaching director, with plaster of Paris in one hand, went out to open and close the door.

7. It's stupid to say that learning is effective and use words that you can understand and don't know as examples to suppress each other. In fact, I think that in daily life, a person who has read a lot of books and really understands it will probably give you the impression that you don't realize that he has read a lot of books at all, but just think that he speaks fluently, and then most of the topics you say can keep up.

I heard someone say that you should set the alarm clock half an hour earlier. If you think the alarm clock is ringing, you will find it very happy to sleep for another half hour, so I have a try. I was really happy when the alarm clock rang. I wanted to go, but when we woke up the second time, they had already had lunch.

9. Don't advise girls to wear more clothes no matter how cold it is. This doesn't work, because in most girls, loving beauty is far more important than keeping warm. Therefore, what you need to do is not to persuade her to put on more clothes, but to put on more clothes yourself, and then take off one for her silently until she says it's cold.

The children ran out of the classroom as soon as the bell rang. "Why is it so fast today?" The child said breathlessly, "Don't ask me, just go!" " He asked with a straight face, "What are you doing in such a panic? What's the matter? " The child whispered as he pulled out, "_ Yes, let's go. Today, the teacher forgot to stay at work, and it was too late for him to remember. "

1 1. I went to a friend's house for dinner, and on my way home with my cousin, I drove a motorcycle with two beautiful women on it, which didn't drive very fast. I kept staring at those two women because they looked beautiful. I can't remember. The beautiful woman in the car actually said goodbye to me, and I have no reason to reply in such a situation. Therefore, because I waved to them, my brother turned around and said to me inexplicably. I was drunk, too. That's a real pity. '

Twelve, the sixth grade ideological and moral examination _, the teacher gave a strange question, let the students write down their father's birthday. Finally, in class, Xiao Liang, who usually skipped classes, wrote it out, and the teacher praised Xiao Liang for the first time. After class, Xiao Liang went home immediately. He stumbled to a very remote Internet cafe. When the boss saw it, he said, "Yo, I brought your dad's ID card online again." Hey, what did you learn in a flash? ......

Thirteen, once, my brother and I went out to play, and suddenly found that there was not enough money, so we called my mother and wanted to borrow 500 yuan from her urgently. After the electricity was turned on, one second ago she smiled and said to me, "What's the matter? Did you have a good time?" As soon as I said to borrow 500 yuan, my mother said directly, "Husband, everyone has a daughter, right?" My father said kindly, "No, no, no!" " "Then hung up the phone.

14. Little Red Book finally said, "Xiao Liang, if you come first in the class this time, I will be your girlfriend!" "All the students learned to put down their pens empathetically and saw Xiao Liang. Liang Xiao looked around and ate the test paper silently with tears in her eyes. Xiaohongshu wrote Liang Xiao's name on his test paper with a smile. ...

Fifteen, Yan Long and the Lion King were drinking in nightclubs and crying after drinking. At this time, the fox waiter came back and asked, "Why are the two brothers so sad?" The lion king patted the little fox, and when God replied, he pointed to Yanlong and said, "They have a tigress and a Hedong lion at home. Brother, how to play this day? " Hearing this, Fox burst into tears and said, "Brothers, my fox demon has no skin and no face!" "