Ipartment, who can give me the classic lines? You know, the kind of diary.

1, Yifei: The longer I talk to her, the more I like pigs. Pigs are always pigs, and people are sometimes not people!

2. Youyou: Wow, Zhang Wei actually found a girlfriend who writes books.

Guangu: Yes, it's good to find someone to study these days.

3. Yifei: I won't argue with an idiot, or others won't know who an idiot is.

4. Guangu: Didn't you just say that age is not a problem as long as there is love?

Youyou: I said age, but she has rings on her forehead.

5. Zhang Wei: She did archaeology in South Africa for ten years and published three books in five years.

Zi Qiao: You said she spent ten years digging holes and five years putting up posters?

Episode 18:

1, Xiaoxian: As we all know, Comrade Hu Yifei is a wonderful flower among many residents in Ai Apartment. With her unique personality charm, she has monopolized many records in the apartment for many years, including:

The most unreasonable.

I like to meddle.

The highest education.

Loudest sound.

And-the best.

2. Yifei: Please don't wear a skirt to my class in the future, or I will punish her for standing upside down.

3. Yifei: Are you Mulan or Hua Wuque?

4. Youyou: If you save 4.50 yuan and I save 4.50 yuan, we can register with the Civil Affairs Bureau. Then we'll have a baby. I thought of a name, called "Shuai". Then people will say, "handsome dad!" "

5. Mo Yu: What happened when I was 28? What I hate most is age discrimination! Huang Zhong fought with Liu Bei and Tokugawa Ieyasu at the age of 70, became prime minister with Jiang Ziya at the age of 80, followed She Taijun at the age of 100, studied Buddhism with the Monkey King at the age of 500, and fell in love with White Snake at the age of 1000! !

6. Yifei: I'm human, too.