How did God create the constellation 12?

It was just a summer night. God was so bored that he went out and bought two dozen beers. Looking up at the blue starry sky and drinking cold beer, he suddenly froze in front of an empty carton and felt as if he should do something.

God had a brainwave and wanted to beautify the carton. Maybe he can make some clay sculptures. He hasn't had a chance to try his craft since Adam and Eve were made. God began to make sculptures of the twelve constellations.

Aries is God's first work, and because it is created for the first time, God is full of too much enthusiasm, too much interest and too much ambition. Fruit became the product of impulse. ? Alas, haste makes waste. ?

God sighed and started the second work "Taurus". Began to be cautious, tinkering with the east and mending the west, very pragmatic, and injected a lot of beautiful fantasies. Of course, action is inevitable. ? No way! This is too tiring. ? God is a little impatient, and he has no strength at the thought of being the second. What should we do next?

By the way, it's important to please yourself, change! Change!

So God created a Gemini to please himself.

But because Gemini moves too fast, the tonality is a bit bipolar and not uniform. God thought about it and found that he had forgotten the delicate part of expressing emotional precipitation in his works. In the moonlight, God took a sip of beer and carefully squeezed the cancer all night. However, when the morning dawned and Cancer lay naked in the sun, God suddenly realized that he might have drunk too much. Although his works are delicate and romantic, they are just narcissistic? Shouldn't creation be full of confidence and shine in the sun?

Therefore, God's Leo works are barely created under too dazzling light. God woke up in the afternoon and found that Leo was full of too strong and straightforward sculpture nicks, which made him regret it.

At this time, God reflected for five minutes and vowed: I can't be so careless any more. I must make perfect works in the world. ? God continues to work hard and carefully arranges Virgo's next work.

When Virgo finished speaking, it was dark.

God felt backache, so he took a sip of cold beer in the refrigerator, studied the work and suddenly felt: such a boy? Carving a thing with perfect details seems to have lost the artistic conception of freehand brushwork. ?

I just wanted to do something interesting, didn't I? Why would I kill myself? Finding himself too hairy, God changed his mind in various contradictions and thought that he should give consideration to both intellectuality and rationality and become a Libra.

It is also because I have always maintained an elegant posture. After I finished Libra, my back pain broke out. The pain was unbearable, and God suddenly remembered the hateful snake and came to destroy his first elaborate masterpiece. Adam and Eve, two pure fools, suddenly became angry.

Well, Ophiuchus, God put the analgesic ointment he bought in Japan on his waist and decided to take revenge.

However, the mood is still very depressed. God thinks that creation may be important because of his own sensory emotions. Later, God became a Scorpio, fully expressing his true nature and a little desire to retaliate against snakes.

After Scorpio, God suddenly lost his strength and felt really stupid. He's just a snake. Why do I care so much? Let snakes interfere with my work? Wrong. I'd better simply finish the work I want to do.

Just halfway to Sagittarius, the phone suddenly reminded me that God answered the phone and talked for several hours.

Back? Take a closer look at Sagittarius, and God has no idea to modify it. At the same time, he thinks that such a straightforward thing just shows his true nature at the moment, which may inevitably be neglected. That's it.

All right! Since Sagittarius is only half done, what does God think he should do? Get rid of distractions, be patient and finish Capricorn well. It is dawn again. To tell the truth, Capricorn is really a good work of God, with the power of emotional precipitation and gentle characteristics? It's just that God is tired and really has no strength to correct minor flaws.

Same? Introspection, the first nine works actually have their own characteristics. After repeated comparisons, Capricorn seems to be not so good. Playing with the previous creations, God feels that the beauty of those works seems to have become a kind of life independently, something that he can no longer do.

Can we stop here? Don't do it again. Who is not tired of doing ten works in a row? God is tired of crying. God sighed when he saw the two empty parts of the remaining carton.

There are only two left, and the game is over.

God makes Aquarius feel doomed, but his mind is in a strange, random and rational state. This work is in line with God's reflective and inductive mood, neat and rebellious. At this time, God began to be curious about other things, and at the same time he was thinking about his friend who had just called and wanted to know if he would come. After talking about Aquarius, God looked at it for a long time and was puzzled. It really doesn't look like his work, but it seems to come from outer space.

How did this happen? Look back at the remaining space in the carton, wow! This is the last one. No, we must make the best things. This is the last chance.

God then reflected on the advantages and disadvantages of the previous 1 1 works with emotion, and thought that I must be the last one seriously. It is in this state of mind that God finished his last work-Pisces.

Pisces does show the advantages of the previous 1 1 work, but it also incorporates the disadvantages of the previous 1 1 work.

I don't know if God is too tired. He was moved by his willpower to finish so many works and thought with tears: Well, I must be perfect. ?

Just then, the doorbell rang suddenly, and it was God's good friend Jade Emperor who visited.

As soon as the Jade Emperor came in, he said to God with two bottles of beer and a pile of dirt: Dear, I know you like sculpture best. How about we make 12 zodiac?

That afternoon, God and the Jade Emperor drank beer, studied 12 animals and forgot Pisces.