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The reflection of the twelve constellations after being kissed

Everyone knows the story of Sleeping Beauty, right? When the beautiful princess falls asleep, the prince will give her a kiss to wake her up.

. But what happens if the princess is played by a baby of the twelve constellations and the prince wants to kiss her during the rehearsal of the drama?

What's the interesting thing?

Aries constellation

The prince was about to kiss him when the sheep suddenly sat up: "Ah! It's late. I promised to arrive at 8 o'clock with group B! lose

Accompany! "

The prince looked at the sheep in the distance. What a grievance!

Taurus constellation

Niu Niu looked at the actor who played the prince affectionately: "Are you reliable? Since you kissed me, let's get married! "

The prince turned and said, "Director! No, it's okay. Is it an act? ! "

Gemini

Close your eyes gently and mumble something, and listen to what she is saying: "Prince, you are 30 degrees to the left.

0.5cm upward, and kiss in the circle with the radius of1.0cm at the center of the forehead ... "(Prince Khan)

Cancer constellation

"Wait!" Baby Cancer took out his cell phone, "Mom, we are rehearsing a drama, and now an actor wants to kiss me." ...

Oh, okay ... okay, prince, you kiss! "Cancer baby lie down again and wait quietly ...-_-!

Le Signe du Lion

"Why do you want me to lie down and you bend over to kiss me? Now I order you: lie down! Let me kiss you! "

(hey! Let's find a time, shall we? )

virgo

"Ah ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~" A scream. The whole audience was scared silly, I don't know what happened. "Didn't you brush?

Teeth dare kiss me! Look! There are leeks in your teeth! Go brush and come back and kiss me! "-_-!

libra

After the kiss, the prince was about to straighten up, but he didn't want to be kissed with a pestle: "You kiss me, I kiss you, that's fair."

……"

(Is this fair? )

Scorpius

Scorpion thought, "Who told you not to pay back the money? Did you plant it in my hands? "

So, let the prince kiss thousands of kisses and the scorpion will never wake up.

(Prince: "Can't I pay back the money? Wake up ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ")

Sagittarius

The prince is brewing ...

The gunman stood up and took a bite.

Prince: "What are you doing?"

Sagittarius: "When you are too slow, I will come first!" " "

Director: "There is no such word."

Capricorn palace. Compare CAPRICORNUS

The prince kissed, but Capricorn didn't get up: "That was not standard just now, start again!" " "

Prince dizzy!

Aquarius constellation

Suddenly, I had a lot of fun. I made an ugly face at the moment the prince kissed me. The prince screamed and fainted.

in the past ...

fishes

Awakened by the prince's kiss, the tired prince finally breathed a sigh of relief and didn't want to-

Fish fish: "I … I … was kissed for art … I didn't cry … it doesn't matter … I didn't cry …" "

In the evening, the actor who plays the prince kneels on the side of the road with half a bottle of Erguotou and sighs, "How is my life?"

Yao bitter wow ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ "