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Twelve constellations get up _ Twelve constellations get up ranking
Quotations of getting up in the twelve constellations
Aries constellation
Wake-up time: 2 minutes
Baby Aries: Mommy, is breakfast ready? I'm hungry.
Aries Student: After breakfast, I wait for Cui Hua at the crossroads. She will bring me sauerkraut for appetizing?
Single Aries man: I wonder if I can eat the leftover instant noodles last night?
Single Aries: Where to have breakfast in the morning? This is a problem.
Married Aries man: (pats his wife awake) Wife, I'm hungry. Do you have anything to eat?
Married Aries: (slaps her husband hard) Husband, I'm hungry, go out and buy me breakfast!
Comments: No way, the energy of the lamb is too strong, even in the dream at night. So I am hungry faster than anyone else.
Taurus constellation
Wake-up time: 15 minutes
Baby Taurus: It's dawn, and mom says she has to dress herself.
Taurus student: Last night's math problem was still unsolved. Whether the teacher will punish himself.
Single Taurus: Be sure to check out today, or you won't be able to lift your spirits.
Single Taurus: What to wear when going out?
Married Taurus: Where's my 5 million? Unfortunately, I woke up and it was gone.
Married Taurus: I want to get up early, and I need to find out my husband's private money first.
Comments: Taurus people are so self-conscious, enterprising, practical and still a rich man.
Gemini
Wake up time: 30 minutes
Baby Gemini: Mommy, come and see. I drew a map on the bed.
Gemini student: I dreamed of the little girl (boy) in the next class again.
Single Gemini Man: Is the sister next door out?
Only child: I knew I wouldn't wake up. My prince charming is gone! Whoo ~
Married Gemini: (Look at the women around you) It turned out to be just a dream. Alas!
Married twins: (looking at the man around me) I'll go back to sleep and hope to see him again!
Comments: Gemini's anthomaniac can't reach their level.
Cancer constellation
Wake-up time: 5 minutes
Cancer Baby: Mommy, let me help you clean the house.
Cancer student: When did Dad come back last night?
Single Cancer Man: I want to earn money and marry a wife.
Single Cancer Woman: I want to call my mother.
Married Cancer Man: (tucking his wife in) Honey, go back to sleep. I'll call you when breakfast is ready.
Married cancer girl: I want to fry a double yellow egg for my husband and squeeze a cup of juice for my baby. ...
Comments: Cancer people do all this for their families, regardless of men, women and children!
Le Signe du Lion
Wake-up time: 20 minutes
Baby Leo: Mom, I'm awake. Come and help me get dressed.
Leo: Today, we must win back the game we lost yesterday.
Leo: Be sure to invite the new secretary at the front desk out for dinner today.
Single lioness: Make a mask before going out.
Married lion man: We must grab the position of department manager today.
Married lioness: (pushing her husband) You crushed my hair.
Comments: Leo people are so domineering and love beauty.
virgo
Wake-up time: 8 minutes
Virgo baby:&; @ @ #% .......................................................................................................................................................................( )
Virgo student: I want to check my deskmate's homework for the teacher.
Single Virgin: Where are my underwear?
Single virgin: (Quickly send a group of WeChat) Sorry to fall asleep last night?
Married virgin male: Wife, your sleeping posture is so ugly!
Married virgin: (uncovers her husband's quilt) The ghost is up. You can't eat until you fill up the gas at home today!
Comments: Virgo people are like this, haha!
libra
Wake-up time: 35 minutes
Libra Baby: Mommy, am I beautiful today?
Libra student: Actually, it's pretty handsome when you think about it.
Single Libra: I have to tidy up first, so she can't see my untidiness.
Libra: What should I wear when I go out today?
Married Libra Man: (Look at the fat woman around me) How did I marry her in the first place?
Married Libra: (looking at the wretched man around me) Why did I secretly love him in the first place?
Comments: Libra's narcissism and self-esteem are the best in the world, right?
Scorpius
Wake-up time: 50 minutes
Scorpio: I want to hide. Mom will never find me again.
Scorpio student: Throw the frog caught last night into the teacher's drawer.
Single Scorpio man: (touching the wound on his forehead) Wait till I don't hit you.
Single Scorpio: Don't let those hateful women steal the show.
Married Scorpio man: I lost hundreds of dollars last night. I must win it back today.
Married Scorpio: If you go to the vegetable market, you must not be cheated again.
Comments: Scorpio has hatred and hatred. Speak for yourself!
Sagittarius
Wake-up time: 7 minutes
Sagittarius baby: You can meet Xiaomei in the future.
Sagittarius student: The summer vacation is really good, and the seaside scenery is really good.
Single shooter man: Are you going running or cycling later?
Single shooter woman: I don't want to be a woman.
Married shooter man: I wish I didn't go to work today.
Married Sagittarius Woman: Let's go to Gulangyu Island today.
Comments: Sagittarius, what's wrong with you?
Capricorn. Compare CAPRICORN
Wake-up time: 1 min
Baby Capricorn: Mommy, don't go out today.
Capricorn student: You must get full marks in today's exam.
Single Capricorn Man: I can finally go to work.
Single Capricorn: Why fall in love?
Married Capricorn Man: I have to work hard for my house, my car, my wife, my children and myself.
Married Capricorn: I must work hard for the house, the car, the children, myself and my husband.
Comments: Capricorn is such a workaholic. If you don't let him do something, what does he feel missing?
Aquarius constellation
Wake-up time: 10 minute
Aquarius Baby: The super action hero is up.
Aquarius student: When should I lie down and study?
Single Aquarius man: Get up and pat the outline on the wall in the toilet.
Single Aquarius: Will you meet Prince Charming today?
Married Aquarius man: (Lift the quilt and look at his wife) Honey, let's do some exercise.
Married Aquarius: Don't want to grow up.
Comments: Aquarius people are very strange.
fishes
Wake-up time: 2 hours
Baby Pisces:&; %……#¥%……& amp; & amp (encouraged by raccoons for a long time)
Pisces student: I haven't finished my homework, blare ~ blare ~
Single Pisces man: (tossing and turning for a long time) Shit, I won't go to work today.
Single Pisces Woman: When can I be a white swan?
Married Pisces man: (glancing at the woman next to him) Wife, be good! Get up and make breakfast! ) Married Pisces men are becoming more and more naive. )
Married Pisces woman: (leaning on her husband's shoulder) That's very kind of you, husband. The heroine last night was really miserable!
Comments: Pisces people are so warm and easily moved.
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