Little lovers' daily funny and humorous love stories (40 sentences)

Little lovers are funny and humorous every day. Do you know what the four seasons have? 1. Do you have it?

2. What do you belong to? You belong to me.

3. "I = female, your girlfriend = female, right?" "Right" "So I = your girlfriend, right?"

I don't want to sleep for a long night. Let's talk.

My little daughter is incompetent and wants to spend the rest of her life with her son. Dogs can't spit ivory, and my heart can't spit you. Crow flies, I will be you.

After meeting you, I became so old-fashioned. I wanted to go shopping hand in hand, eat popcorn and watch movies, and go out for a ride with you. But I wasn't like this before. At that time, I always thought I was a runaway wild horse.

7. "You are so perfect, but you have one shortcoming." "What shortcomings?" "my shortcomings"

8. What do you mean by breaking up? Don't wear makeup, you will make the same mistake again. All I know is that if you want to come back, it's still my most precious baby.

9. "You'll never see me alone." "Why?" "Because I am the loneliest only when you are not with me."

10. Piggy Peggy, I deserve you.

1 1. "Don't dare to gain weight" Why? "I'm afraid you are too narrow-minded to let me go."

12. I have a bad temper just because I like you.

13. "I like a little brother." "Then he must be very handsome." "You are too narcissistic."

14. The sky is blue and the sun is round. I hope you are mine.

15. Even if life is not so easy, I still want to put you in the future, be happy all my life and stay away from the secular world.

16. Girl, I'm as sure as a gun. I just need a kiss from you.

17. I'm pretty sure, I just need a kiss.

18. "Do you know the difference between you and a monkey?" Monkeys have tails and I don't? "No, monkeys live in caves, and you live in my heart."

19. Can you teach me how to cook jiaozi? I'm a little silly. Everything I do is easy to reveal, and so is liking you.

I like the color of the sky, the smell of the wind, the depth of the sea and your voice.

Daily humorous chat copy of young lovers (Chapter II) 2 1. "I can judge people accurately." Then look at what kind of person I am. "You are the one I love."

22. I like you, today, tomorrow and every day.

23. What is the revolving playground with a concert? Trojan horse? Well, A Mu.

24. If you are not ambitious, you will win the world!

26. You are a lovely boy, and so am I.

27. Do you know the English words for wall, eyes and knees? Walls, eyes, knees. Me too. I love you.

28. "What breed are you, a little German shepherd, a little nursing dog or an old dog?" "I like people like you."

29. This is the back of hand, this is the instep, and this is my baby.

I don't look at the stars or you, so you and the stars are in the dark.

3 1. I recently learned a new skill, fortune telling. Let me count by hand. You don't need me in your life.

32. Your appearance is like secretly adding a sugar as light as boiled water in a day.

33. Do you know what I want to drink most? I want to care about you most.

34. "Can you watch your step in the future?" "I have to bump into my heart."

35. "I used to have many hobbies, but now I only have one." "What is it?" "only love you"

36. Your eyes are too gentle. Laughter melted the old girl's heart.

37. As soon as I bowed my head and looked back, Mom, I was in love.

38. "I am like a sweater, and my boyfriend is like static electricity." Why? "As soon as you take off your sweater, it will crackle ..."

39. If only I could be invisible, I would hide in your pillow, in the December wind and in your pocket.

40. I dreamed of you last night. I don't know whether you miss me or I miss you.

Humorous reply to WeChat chat with high emotional intelligence (40 sentences)

I have no story, only this heart that loves you. If you go further, I'll be worried. Listen, am I yours?

2. Time is the medium and youth is employment; If you are a beautiful day, I would like to be a beautiful scenery.

It's cloudy in Karen Mok, rainy in Stephanie and sunny in Jay Chou, so it's better to chat with me.

4. "Do I look like someone with asthma to you?" Don't you like it? "But why does my heart beat faster every time I see you?"

5. "Help me see what happened to my eyes?" "I didn't see anything." "No? Take a closer look. " "Really not" "Yes, I have eyes for you."

6.do you know what you look like now? "Like what?" "Like the earth." "Why?" "Because you are attractive to me."

7. It's not that I'm persistent, but that you deserve it.

I used to be a manager, but you stole my heart, so now I only have two TV sets left.

9. Do you know why I want to be with you? Because life is a bit bitter, I must add this sugar to you.

10. When you were with me, I never envied anyone.

1 1. I drink diet drinks. Do you know what sugar suits you? ""micro sugar? " "No, it's my breasts."

12. "It's very troublesome to like you." "But I just like to make trouble."

13. Thank you for your time, impartiality, and avoiding the distractions, so that I happened to meet you.

14. I'm nine, you're three, and I'm still you except you.

15. I just like you, and I mean no harm.

16. From now on, I can only call you "you" because you are in my heart. ...

17.“n 55lw！ n paau！” "What do you mean?" "You turn the phone upside down."

18. I want to buy something. I will marry you in the future.

19. Kiss the wind around you more, maybe one day it will blow in my face.

20. Do you know what season I like? No, I like the season with you.

Humorous reply to WeChat to talk about the love story of Gao EQ and Tu (part two) 2 1. Do you know why I am so tall? Why? Because I can hear my heartbeat when I post it.

22. Do you like drinking water? Yes, so you already like my 70%.

23. "Do you know how many days there are in a year?" "365 days" "Yes, do you know when I am happiest?" I don't know. "The day I met you."

24. "Is your mother's surname Fang?" "No, my mother's surname is ..." "But if your mother's surname is not Fang, why are you so handsome?"

25. Let's play wood games. Do not move. All right! I lost my heart.

26. "I looked in the mirror this morning, and then I thought of looking for you." "Why?" "Because every time I see something good, I want to give it to you ~"

27. I still believe that stars can talk, stones will bloom, and you will finally arrive after crossing the fence in summer and the wind and snow in winter.

28. In your life, there will at least one time that you forget yourself for someone, asking for no result, no company, no ownership or even love. I just want to meet you in my most beautiful years.

29. I woke up easily this morning in spring. How was my date?

30. "Cute is not a long-term solution. Lovely me is the long-term solution. "

3 1. I'm nine, you're three, and besides you, you're still.

32. The circle of friends you praised is called donuts.

Don't let me see you, or I'll like you once.

34. Do you know the difference between you and a monkey? Monkeys live in trees, and you live in my heart.

There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is true.

36. "If I am the devil of hell" and "I am also a naughty boy who loves you"

37. I can recognize you at a glance among thousands of people, because others are walking on the road and you are walking in my heart.

Baby, tell me when your lips are dry. I will kiss you. Don't let lipstick take advantage of you.

39. Go to sleep with your dreams and wake up with the desire to see you.

40. Are you tired? "Not tired." "But you have been running in my heart all day."

Couples chat on WeChat before going to bed with high emotional intelligence and love stories (selected 40 sentences)

Couples talk about the love story of WeChat with high emotional intelligence before going to bed (I) 1. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

If you think the sea is the cleanest and most thorough, then you have never seen my eyes, because I only have you in my eyes.

I can see you and sunshine when I wake up every morning. This is the future I want.

4. "I have seen you in many ways, but I have never seen any of them." What? "The way you put on your wedding dress and marry me."

5. "Can you be my girlfriend? No, I'll think about it. " "I have finished your red envelope, but remember to give it back to me every day."

6. Stop eating candy and kiss me. My mouth is sweeter.

Your father must be a thief. He stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

8. What time is it? It's almost 0 o'clock. No, it is the starting point of our happiness.

9. I want to have three meals in one room with you all year round.

10. There is no one like you. One word can bring heaven or hell.

1 1. What's wrong with "I feel so stuffy in my chest"? Are you sick? "No, because you are stuck in my heart."

12. "I used to like wandering too much." What about now? "I just want to make the final decision for you."

13. If you don't want to leave home, I will make peace for you. If you don't want to get married, I will set foot in Wan Li for you.

14. Zeus, Athena, Poseidon and themis, guess which god I like best? ""well ... a lot, I don't know. " "I like your eyes best. "

15. Do you smell burning? That's my burning heart for you.

16. It's not that I'm persistent, but that you deserve it.

17. It is said that people have 206 bones. As soon as I saw you, I had 207.

18. "I want to change my style recently" "What style?" "I can't do it without you."

19. You are so insidious that you secretly like me.

20. I am more afraid of your sad eyebrows than darkness and ghosts.

Couples talk about the love story of WeChat high emotional intelligence before going to bed (2)1. You know what my only weakness is? What? Is to betray you.

22. "People think I stayed up late" and then what? "Actually, I was thinking about you."

23. To the world, you are one person; But to me, you are my world.

24. Only state officials can set fires, and you are not allowed to leave me.

25. Maybe I really can't fall in love, but I just want to be with you.

26. Do you have a lighter? "Sorry, I don't smoke." Then why did you light my heart?

27. "Before I met you, I had many demands for the future, but after I met you. . . "What happened? "After meeting you, I just need to ask you."

28. If you don't let me love you, you can do whatever you want.

29. What's it like to like you? Generally speaking, I fell in love at first sight, but I have been thinking about you for a long time.

30. "I feel dizzy when I see you every day" Why? "I am fascinated by you."

3 1. "Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?" "What wine?" "Always with you"

32. "I lost sleep last night." "What's the matter?" "I've been thinking about you all night."

33. What's so important about you? You are very important. I'm not with you. You are in my heart.

Of all the floating things, I like you best.

35. Who are you? You are my sweetheart.

36. I am looking for a horse. What horse? Your micro signal.

You look malnourished. I suggest you eat me.

38. "Do you know how many people there are in the world?" "7 billion" "You are the only one in my world."

39. I am willing to be your little tail. Wherever you go, I will go, watch the sunset with you, accompany you to the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River, and I will follow you all my life and accompany you all over the world.

40. "Do you know what time it is?" "Six o'clock." "No, it is the starting point of our happiness."

Humorous chatting and simple love words show high emotional intelligence.

I want to buy a piece of land from you and your unwavering heart.

Can you protect me like your brother? I can give you my sister.

My little daughter is incompetent and wants to spend the rest of her life with her son. Dogs can't spit ivory, and my heart can't spit you. Crow flies, I will be you.

4. "I like a boy, please help me chase him." Okay, who? "The seventh word of the first sentence"

When you came to see me, I felt that I hadn't seen you for a day, just like Sanqiu. When you smile at me, I feel that I haven't seen you all day in Sanqiu.

6. This long and wonderful life, I just want to spend it slowly with you, so that every memory can shine under the dust of the old days.

7. This is the Forbidden City, this is the White House and this is my husband. This is egg-wrapped rice, this is fried rice, and this is my arsonist. This is a man, this is a woman and this is my sweetheart. This is cotton wool, this is catkin, and this is my mother's son-in-law. This is purple potato, this is sweet potato, and this is where I belong. This is the universe, this is the underwater world, and this is my world. This is scallop, this is scallop, and this is my little baby.

Of all the floating things, I like you best.

9. "I think I have no future." Why do you say that? "Because I just want greasy money, sleep in your bed and be your wife."

10. People who really like you will not be hard to please. They won't even be angry with you for long.

1 1. If only I could be invisible, I would hide in your pillow, in the December wind and in your pocket.

12. Can you play the guitar? No, then why can you touch my heartstrings?

13. I must have been a carbonated drink in my last life, so I am bubbling at the sight of you in my life.

14. "Do you know how many people there are in the world?" "7 billion" "You are the only one in my world."

15. "I want to buy a piece of land from you", "What land" and "You are dead set"

16. The vegetation has sunshine and water, and the kite has breeze and rope. I will spend the rest of my life with you.

17. Your name is only two words. Although I don't make sentences, it has filled my heart.

18. "What kind are you, little German shepherd, little suckling dog, old dog?" "I like people like you."

19. Speaking of it, my mate selection criteria is one word, you.

20. Do you know what season I like? No, I like the season with you.

Humorous chat shows high emotional intelligence with earthy love words. Part II: 2 1. "I am so fat, why do you still like me so much?" "You entered my heart when you were thin, but you got stuck in it when you were fat."

22. Do you smell anything? No. Why was the air so sweet when you came out?

23. "Will you shut up?" "I'm not talking." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"

24. "The sun appears every day on average 12 hours. Do you know why it is so long? " I don't know, "because I want us to have long-term love."

25. "I get dizzy at the sight of you." "What's the situation?" "Maybe it's love that makes everyone dizzy."

26. I hope I can grow old with you if I am not careful. Even if there are more twists and turns along the way, I just want you to be the ending.

27. Are you nearsighted? Then why can't you see that I like you?

28. I like Illicio Lez so much just because I like you, which doesn't make any sense.

29. "I have to buy you a compass" and "lest you be lost by me"

30. Why is "You are Mi Hua"? "Because I want to hold the fragrance of rice flowers."

3 1. Guess what constellation I am "Gemini?" Wrong, I am tailor-made by you.

32. There are 100 sweet ways, including eating sugar and cakes, and thinking of you 98 times a day.

Tired of being a lovely girl, I kind of want to be your wife.

Meeting you in my lifetime is all my luck.

35. Let's play wood games. Do not move. All right! I lost. Why? Because my heart is beating.

36. Why do you have to come when I get married? Because it would be awkward without a bride.

37. "Look into my eyes, there is something in it", "No" and "Nonsense, there is obviously someone I like in it"

Your father must be a thief, stealing stars from the sky and putting them in your eyes.

39. "Guess what I want to drink?" "I don't know." "I want to look after you."

40. I will accompany you through many long streets and lanes, and I will accompany you through many spring, summer, autumn and winter. I will keep you still, and I will give you warmth and stability.