How did God create the twelve constellations?

The twelve constellations, or zodiac signs, are astrologically described areas where the sun passes through the zodiac on the celestial sphere, including Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius and Pisces. Ophiuchus also passes through the zodiac, but it does not belong to the zodiac used in astrology. In astrology, the zodiac is defined as 1928. After the international astronomical union standardized the constellation boundary, there are 13 constellations on the zodiac. More than two thousand years ago, the Greek astronomer Hipparchus (190 ~ 120 BC) divided the ecliptic into twelve segments to mark the position of the sun on the ecliptic. Every 30 degrees is a house named after the main constellations contained in each house at that time, including Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Lion, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius and Pisces, which are called the zodiac. There are twelve constellations in all. Babies born when the earth moves to every fraction (constellation) will always have some similar characteristics when they grow up, including behavioral characteristics. By connecting these associations (rich imagination and creativity) in series, these constellations are visualized; It also adds the color of myth and becomes an important part of culture (mainly Greek and Roman mythology). This set of numerology has been developed and circulated for at least five thousand years, represented by these twelve constellations respectively.

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How did God create the twelve constellations?

One summer night, God was so bored.

I just went out and bought two dozen beers.

Looking up at the blue starry sky, drinking cold beer.

I suddenly feel as if I should do something.

God had a brainwave Maybe he can make some clay sculptures.

Since I became Adam and Eve.

He hasn't had a chance to try his craft.

God began to make sculptures of the twelve constellations.

Aries is God's first work.

Because this is the first creation.

God is full of enthusiasm, interest and ambition.

It turned out to be a product of impulse.

"Well, haste makes waste."

God sighed and started the second work "Taurus".

Began to be cautious and very pragmatic.

Inject a lot of beautiful fantasies, and of course, the movements are inevitable.

"no! This is too tired. "

God is a little impatient and has no strength to be the second one.

What's next?

By the way, it's important to please yourself, change! Change!

So God created a Gemini to please himself.

However, because Gemini moves too fast, the tonality is a bit bipolar.

God thought about it.

I found that he forgot the delicate part of expressing his feelings in his works.

In the moonlight, God took a sip of beer.

Carefully pinched the cancer all night.

However, God suddenly realized that he might have drunk too much wine.

Although the works are delicate and romantic,

But it's just narcissism

Shouldn't creation be full of confidence and shine in the sun?

Therefore, Leo is in too bright light.

Create reluctantly.

In the afternoon, God woke up and found.

Leo is full of sculptural nicks, too strong and too straightforward.

At this time, God pondered for five minutes and swore:

"I can't be so careless anymore. I must make a perfect work in the world. "

God continues to elaborate on Virgo's next work.

When Virgo finished speaking, it was dark.

God felt backache and took a sip of cold beer in the refrigerator.

Looking at this work, I suddenly feel:

"So carefully carved a perfect detail.

I seem to have lost the mood of freehand brushwork. "

Why would I kill myself?

Finding himself too hairy, God changed his mind in various contradictions.

I think I should give consideration to both reason and reason.

Taking elegance as the aesthetic barrier of creation

Made a Libra

And because I have always maintained an elegant posture.

After Libra, low back pain broke out.

The pain is unbearable.

God suddenly remembered the hateful snake.

Destroy his first masterpiece-Adam and Eve.

Suddenly a little angry

So God created Scorpio.

Fully express your true nature and a little desire to retaliate against snakes.

After Scorpio

God suddenly lost his power.

I feel stupid, but I'm just a snake.

Why do I care so much? Let snakes interfere with my work?

I'd better simply finish the work I want to do.

Right in the middle of Sagittarius.

Suddenly I remembered the phone, and God answered it.

Talk for hours at a time.

Come back and look at Sagittarius.

God has no idea to decorate it.

At the same time, I think such a straightforward thing just shows my true temperament at the moment.

Perhaps negligence is inevitable, so be it.

Because Sagittarius is only half finished,

God thinks he should put aside his distractions and finish Capricorn.

It is dawn again.

Tell the truth.

Capricorn is really a good work of God.

Have the power of emotional precipitation and gentle characteristics. ...

It's just that God really doesn't have the strength to correct minor flaws.

At the same time, reflect on the previous nine works.

In fact, each has its own characteristics. After repeated comparisons,

Capricorn seems to be not so good again.

Play with the previous creation

God felt the beauty of those works.

It seems to have become an independent life form.

This is something you can't do anymore.

Can we stop here?

Who is not tired of doing ten works in a row?

God sighed.

There are only two left.

God made Aquarius with the feeling of being almost finished.

The mind is in a strange, random and rational state.

This work is in line with God's mood of reflection and induction.

Neat and rebellious

After talking about Aquarius, God is very confused.

It's really not like his work, it seems to come from outer space.

How did this happen? Looking back, wow!

This is the last one.

No, you must make the best things.

This is the last chance.

God then reflected on the advantages and disadvantages of the previous 1 1 works with emotion.

Thinking of the last one, I must do it seriously.

In this sentimental state.

God finished his last work-Pisces.

Pisces really shows the advantages of the previous work 1 1.

It happened that it also combined the shortcomings of the previous works of 1 1.

God doesn't know that this is a factor of fatigue.

I am very touched. I have finished so many works with willpower.

I thought, "well, I must make it perfect."

It's too late to think, but it's too soon.

The doorbell rang suddenly.

This is a visit from the Jade Emperor, a good friend of God.

As soon as the jade emperor entered the door, he brought two hands of beer and a pile of dirt and said to God:

"Dear, I know you like sculpture best. How about we do 12 zodiac? "

That afternoon

God and the jade emperor drink beer,

I studied 12 animals and forgot Pisces.