Make up a short story with the following constellations, and I will choose the two most satisfactory answers (stories).

Sagittarius, the funny story of the zodiac "son," the father said to the shooter's baby, "you just failed the first grade. I have studied for a year, and my arithmetic has just reached 10. What can I do after this? " "Be a boxing referee." He loves sports. No matter what adversity he is in, he is always an optimist. In the geography exam of Aquarius, the teacher asked the students to briefly describe the following places: Arabia, Singapore, Cape of Good Hope, Rome, Nagoya and Macau. Among them, the small water bottle wrote: A long time ago, there was an old man named Arabia. One day, he went out to climb the mountain. When he climbed to Singapore, he suddenly saw a Rome with a Cape of Good Hope coming straight at him. He was so scared that he started to run to Nagoya and soon closed Macao. -Something else! Aquarius, like his good friend Gemini, will never hand in a blank sheet of paper. Even if he doesn't know the answer, with his top creativity and imagination, his answer will certainly have the effect of "no surprises, no end". One day, someone took a bus with a male classmate in high school because that classmate was fat and untidy. Shortly after getting on the bus, he met his neighbor Pisces and said to my classmate in a childish and lovely voice, "Aunt, you can take this seat." His classmates thought it strange why the little sister gave him her seat, so they asked curiously, "Why did you give your seat to your big brother?" I didn't expect Miss Pisces to answer confidently: "The teacher said to give up her seat when she saw a pregnant woman!" The whole car was in an uproar. The students are ashamed. At that moment, I finally understood why people often say that the kindness of Pisces is sometimes a burden. There are two kinds of good people, one is a bad good person, probably referring to Pisces, a kind of compassionate person! Scorpio, a funny story of the zodiac, was naughty when he was a child, and his father beat him severely. He gritted his teeth and endured the pain, unwilling to ask his father for mercy. Later, he firmly declared, "You can fight, but I swear to you, I will definitely get back at your grandson in the future." -absolutely, a gentleman's revenge is not late for ten years, and he does not lose the master of revenge. One day in class, the teacher asked the 4-year-old lion, "Who is the king of beasts?" The little lion replied confidently, "of course it's the director of the zoo!" " "-not bad, I was so clear about the personnel organization when I was in kindergarten. I'm definitely a general. The funny story of the twelve constellations [Aries] 5-year-old Aries loves to watch "Military World" and is fascinated by combat aircraft. He couldn't help shouting, "Look! I must have one in the future! " Dad's answer to this question is always: "Not as long as I live. "One day, Aries was talking to children, and a fighter plane flew through the air. He excitedly pointed and shouted, "Look! I'll buy one as soon as my father dies. -After all, Aries is known as the "God of War", and his hobby is profiteering enough. What he said is really 9 1 1. Capricorn: "today the teacher taught us to say' yes, sir' and' no, sir'." Father: "Have you learned?" Capricorn: "No, sir." Father: "You can't call him Mr. Father." Capricorn: "Yes, sir." I really don't understand why he always listens to the teacher so much. He always studies hard and is inflexible. Hehe, it's purely entertainment ~ ~ ~