Little red book is really poisonous! I advise you not to pay these IQ taxes!

It was supposed to be a natural day to wake up, but Xiao Wang was awakened by a group of girlfriends. I took a casual look at the stairs and found that the sisters were actually discussing what is the "7-water skin moisturizing method".

To tell the truth, as a skin care expert, Xiao Wang doesn't know what this is. At first glance, I thought it was a new trick created by a WeChat business team to sell goods!

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After searching for a circle, I realized that this is a new skin care method shared by G.E.M. and Li Duohai in Little Red Book! Pour toner 6 times, pat your face 6 times, and then ice the toner. ...

Wet the cotton pad with toner and gently wipe it twice, then pour the water into the palm of your hand and gently press it on your face. This step is repeated four times!

Then pour the toner on the cotton pad, seal it in a box and put it in the refrigerator, then take it out and start applying it to your face! ! !

Do you think this is the end? That's not enough! In order to prevent water loss, after seven layers of water, be sure to reapply lotion or cream!

One day, just after the storm of three masks passed, seven layers of water suddenly struck. In 2020, some people slapped their faces, many times. Don't you know that this will seriously damage the skin barrier and accelerate aging?

This is not the most surprising. Recently, the weight loss circle seems to be possessed, especially Xiaohongshu in the hardest hit area, which was captured by a weight loss method called "enema" without warning.

One enema can expel 5 kilograms of stool. Excuse me, you are a dung beetle and how do you know 5 kg? I suspect that you have done something unclean, but I have no proof.

All kinds of wonderful notes in Little Red Books over the years have deceived us miserably! Today, Xiao Wang will talk to you about these little red books "Magic Notes" and see how ridiculous they are. ...

Xuanxue lose weight keng

Legend has it that the super spicy headrope diet! When it comes to metaphysical diet, Xiao Wang's first thought must be! 7 days thin 15 kg! 90 Jin! You can lose weight by lying down. I wonder if this rope can liposuction?

The way is to tie the headrope to the corresponding finger if you want to lose weight! You can even tie your hips! ! I don't know if the fairy operation can be successful. All I know is that the blood will be paralyzed and necrotic if the rubber band is stuck for a long time!

What's even more awesome is that even the breasts are gone! ! Er ... Xiao Wang looked at the rubber band in his hand for 3 seconds, and it was more realistic to use it on this hair.

In terms of weight loss methods, there is also a "magic" massage technique in Xiaohongshu. What bad breath, constipation, acne, irregular menstruation, just press a few acupoints. One of the most powerful ways to lose weight is to rub your hands and back. As long as you work hard for a month and rub it for 30 seconds every day, you will lose weight ~

Xiao Wang asked for the shadow area in the hearts of old Chinese medicine practitioners and fitness coaches online. After reading these two industries, I am afraid that they will be laid off and retired collectively!

I know, at this moment, you are already feeling very upset in front of the screen! I feel that my IQ has been insulted. Don't worry, more powerful tricks are coming one by one:

Like a dream. I'm still very touched after waking up. )

All kinds of laxative tea, Xiao Wang almost fainted at first sight, haha, what can cure constipation for 2 years in 3 days? I have to admit, sometimes you just can't beat some people's brains! !

There is also this kind, relying on a cup of 800 ml of salt water to relieve the stool and easily return the waist? Since it has reached the content of 800, even pure water can still be solved! Because drinking more water can help your stomach ~

Here, Xiao Wang wants to say that laxative tea generally contains some traditional Chinese medicines that have diarrhea, and it is not recommended to take it for a long time. If we take traditional Chinese medicine for diarrhea for a long time, it will lead to gastrointestinal peristalsis and constipation. If people with constipation take it for a long time, it will not only aggravate your constipation, but also have dependence!

Knock, knock, knock ~ Here comes the most puzzling thing: homemade enema, which sounds super weird. Is it? It is to brew all kinds of ingredients or medicinal materials with boiling water, and then drink them in one breath to excrete feces in order to achieve the effect of losing weight.

That's not all. A drink is equivalent to going to the beauty salon 10 times.

Strange tea enema is not enough for some bloggers, and they even spare no effort to develop fruit irrigation.

One cup a day, easy defecation 15 kg... 15 kg, I'm a little worried about the quality of their toilets. .......

In short, there are only things you can't think of, and there is nothing they can't fill in.

Bare-handed bonesetting pit

Want to increase? Go to Little Red Book! Here, it is never a dream to be 5cm tall in 30 days.

As long as you brush a few more notes, even an adult who is long vertically and horizontally can grow 2cm in 10 minutes!

However, according to the length of these two months 18 cm, you can be Altman in two years! In the past, the ancients watched the leg fracture, but now bloggers have broken through the gene! Science and technology are developing, and shine on you is better than blue!

I must have opened it in the wrong way. How can I grow taller? That thin face is a cinch! The blogger of Little Red Book is definitely the reincarnation of Nu Wa, and the little V face can be pinched with bare hands ~

All gyms were forced to death by rubber bands just after losing weight, and plastic surgery hospitals could not escape the poisonous hands of bonesetting massage!

The best part is here, no surgery, no injections, and bare-handed rhinoplasty! Mom, come and see, plasticine is refined!

They believe that under the pressure of massage day after day, the original generous chin will become sharp as a knife, and the original flat nose will become towering like a mountain.

If they can learn from Stephen Chow's practice in Tang Bohu Dianchouxiang again, I believe the effect will definitely be more perfect. After all, it is Tang Bohu's unique skill to give me back my drifting fist.

Wechat business fupokeng

Every time Xiao Wang finishes reading Little Red Book, he feels that he is the poorest and ugliest girl in the whole network.

Don't blame me for falling! Because in this magical APP, there are 10 bloggers, 9 of whom are cold and white. Of the 10 girls who graduated for one year, 9 have an annual salary of over one million. I seriously suspect that they stole Aladdin's potion, but I have no proof!

Every time I open the little red book, it's like opening the door to a beautiful new world.

There are a lot of limited bags that are not worthy of the name. Just sitting in a Hermes bag is the average.

Those who are just in their early twenties and buy cars and houses with family subsidies are despicable acts of brotherhood, and they are pushed to the front page by their own efforts, mentioning Maserati's talent.

If you are curious, what can you do to earn so much? Their answer is more unified than that of the national college entrance examination: online sales (commonly known as WeChat business).

For the first time, I feel: I am a failure after 90! Missed the tuyere.

Wu Di skin care keng

Beauty and skin care have some effects that beauty salons can't help you, and some problems that doctors can't help you. But these are just small cases when it comes to Xiaohongshu!

A while ago, there was a demon wind of skin irrigation in Little Red Book: once skin irrigation = 100 hydrating mask! 10 times detoxification! Dredge the meridians five times.

Excuse me, what is this fairy skin care method? You make me doubt my life! How to irrigate? It is probably: cleaning-hot compress-mixing the emulsion and essence in proportion and sticking it on the face-scraping with a spoon-continue to scrape it for two or three times. ...

Then you can detoxify the skin and let the skin return to the baby muscle? !

How long has it been since this face was washed? It can scrape out so many dirty things! Let's not talk about what kind of honey juice detoxification method this is. Just shaving with a spoon is hard for Xiao Wang to accept.

Our cuticle is thin and tender. If you scrape it with a spoon, it will not only destroy our skin barrier, but also make you a sensitive muscle. It's really hard!

The wind of skin irrigation has just passed, and when I brush the little red book, I see the familiar painting style: one hot compress = 10 times detoxification = 100 pieces of mask and towel hot compress is terrible. ...

Oh, Mecca, the bloggers of Little Red Book are all copywriters. Does your teacher know that you are so excellent? I admit, I lost! As long as you apply a hot towel to your face, your pores will become creamy muscles.

Xiao Wang's first criticism is all kinds of DIY skin care. Why not just wash your face with facial cleanser? Do those with white vinegar, honey, milk, lemon, juice, milk and goat's milk. ...

I don't know why I have to fix my face after drinking, and I dare not ask.

The homemade mask can also be stewed in a mess, 7 days white and 2 degrees, which almost blinded my titanium alloy eyes ~

Worse. The top one is still behind.

Kaisailu can remove blackheads, neck lines and chicken skin, and hemorrhoid cream can remove dark circles!

Excuse me, have you interviewed Kaiser Lu and hemorrhoid cream?

Vaseline is also deified. What can eliminate acne, blackheads, wrinkles, increase eyelashes, moisturize ... can't make people do their work well!

Of course, we can't deny that they are good in themselves, but they are not so mysterious, so girls should stop messing around with your vaseline and Ma Yinglong!

In the past, parents loved to watch pheasant health programs on TV, and now young people love to browse the strange jokes of little red books, but we can just watch them! !

You know, nothing can be harvested with a little effort. Even if you take diet pills, you have to take them for a while, and you have to suffer from sequelae such as palpitations (don't take diet pills! ! ), not to mention these bizarre and unfounded tutorials.

So Xiao Wang asked everyone not to blindly follow the trend. If it's light, it's just paying IQ tax If it's heavy, it's not worth the loss. After all, nothing is more important than our health!