12 funny stories of constellations _ funny stories of twelve constellations

Is there such a story about 12 constellation?

Spring Festival Gala of Chinese Zodiac

The annual Spring Festival party began. How can GGMM of the twelve constellations miss a good opportunity to show their talents? Let's take a look at it one by one!

The first appearance is Aries. I saw a group of Aries GGs wearing big red uniforms rushed to the stage, playing the drum music of "Men should strive for self-improvement". GGs in Aries started a wonderful Sanda, "Wow, ha. . . . . . "resounded through the scene, iMMediately fascinated a group of mm, after a burst of confusion, on the stage.

All the arrangements have been upset.

The second appearance was a group of Taurus MM, who performed the unique skill of entering Guinness World Records-abacus calculation. I saw a group of Taurus MM calmly sitting on the big stage and abacus, with a two-meter-high bill in front of them. There was only the sound of abacus in the quiet scene. In less than ten minutes, Taurus MM was finished, not bad at all. The scene immediately sounded thunderous applause.

The third appearance was Gemini, who performed a cross talk. I saw Gemini and Gemini brothers with rich expressions, talking about learning to sing, from astronomy to geography. From the situation in the United States and Iraq to the star catwalk, the imitation was vivid and amused the audience.

The fourth appearance is the cancer who loves his family. The sketches they performed were also related to her family. I saw GGMM with cancer holding a lot of children, singing with high spirits as she walked: "Go home often, go home and see, even if I am afraid to help my mother wash dishes with chopsticks." . . . . The sincere performance immediately resonated with those who could not go home to reunite with their families and struggled in various positions.

The fifth appearance is Leo. The lioness MM, who is self-centered and loves the presence, slowly rose from the lifting platform to the stage in a fog and began her solo. She was wearing a gorgeous sexy perspective mini-skirt, and a large group of macho men surrounded her as if to eat her alive. The cute underage boys in the audience were tempted to drool.

The sixth appearance is Virgo GG, who is super patient and conservative. He performed Peking Opera, the quintessence of China, and he played Qin Xianglian, which was deeply loved by Obasan. Xiao Dan, a virgin GG, is not bad. His long-winded singing touched a group of housewives who suffered from life, and the handkerchief he carried with him was all wet. Everyone else is in a coma.

The seventh appearance is Libra MM, whose talent is of course a fashion show. Who told them that they are born to love beauty and have good temperament? One piece of noble or elegant or avant-garde fashion is interpreted seamlessly by them, and the audience below are immersed in it, and they are also thinking about when to "fashion" themselves!

The eighth appearance is Scorpio. Scorpio GG and Scorpio MM went into battle together and played the acrobatic "Flying Knife", which made the audience have a heartbeat. This is not an ordinary throwing flying knife, but blindfolded Scorpio GG, let him throw flying knives and throw apples on the top of a PLMM in the middle and long distance with superb technical intuition. This is difficult! As for PLMM, except Scorpio MM, who dares to try, who is courageous and dares to challenge the excitement!

The ninth appearance is Sagittarius, a hot shooter with distinctive personality. MM performs HIP(- news-webpage) -HOP(- news-webpage) style street dance. They are agile and flexible, and push the atmosphere of the whole stage to a climax after a vigorous dance! ! The audience also kept moving high with the beat of the music, reaching the highest point.

The tenth appearance is Scorpio, which has always been known for its tenacity. They also perform acrobatics, but unlike Scorpio, they are definitely top benches with tenacity and endurance. Their task is to lie on their legs, put a bench on it, put another one on it, and so on, a total of fifty. Looking at such a high bench, the audience couldn't help but gasp. Pinched a cold sweat for scorpion GG.

The eleventh appearance is the Aquarius of the 12 constellations, which is famous for being funny. The elegant water bottle GG is dressed in black and playing with the changes of the living. He first put the beautiful water bottle MM in a sealed closet, covered it with a cloth, then smiled at the audience, waved his wand in the air, and then laughed and opened the closet. But to his consternation, Aquarius MM is funnier. She has become a handsome boy, making eyes at the MM below! How creative!

The twelfth is Pisces MM, full of books and very classical (-news-web page) tenderness. She wants to perform poetry reading. Of course, poetry is her favorite poem "Flower Burial" in A Dream of Red Mansions. I saw her holding a pile of rice paper, as if talking to herself and facing Baoyu's brother. Before she finished reciting, her eyes were full of pear blossoms and rain, which made her want to protect her GGs too much. I almost didn't rush forward to pat her on the shoulder, but I coaxed her out of turn and wiped her tears.

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The most of the twelve constellations-what constellations fear most.

Aries-Afraid of losing to others, afraid of failure and boredom.

Taurus is afraid of change and hunger.

Gemini-most afraid of being behind the times, afraid that others will have their own.

Cancer is afraid of insecurity.

Leo is afraid of losing face.

Virgo is afraid of making mistakes and being criticized.

Libra is most afraid of being alone and having no friends.

Scorpio is most afraid of being betrayed by others and has no authority.

Sagittarius-I am most afraid of losing my freedom of movement and being reminded.

Capricorn is most afraid of having no money, embarrassment and no place to hang.

Aquarius-I am most afraid of not having freedom of thought.

Pisces-most afraid of realistic pressure.

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