What constellation is the king of cold jokes?

Gemini people are very humorous, especially when they play jokes on others. A casual sentence or two can make a table full of people gush, but if everyone asks them to tell two jokes seriously, their jokes are not so funny, because in fact, Gemini people think and see problems differently from others, and they don't necessarily think funny jokes are funny.

On behalf of Duan Zi ~ Just now my girlfriend sent me a text message: "Let's break up!" After a while, I received another message: "Sorry, I sent it wrong!" " "

Fourth place: Sagittarius

Sagittarius people will always have a child in their hearts, even if they are very old, they will be an old urchin. They always look at the world through children's eyes, so many things are funny to them, but others don't, and they are as easy to joke as Aries.

Q: What are cloth and paper afraid of? A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand.

Third place: Aries

Aries jokes are not generally cold, but they make people's backs cold. The jokes they tell are not cold online jokes that others can't understand, but when telling jokes about high, they will accidentally expose people's privacy, such as who did something embarrassing and make fun of people around them. Because they are careless and don't take everything to heart, they often feel that others should not take this kind of thing to heart.

On behalf of Duan Zi ~ How did ants die when they fell from the Himalayas? Answer: I am starving. It takes a long time to float down because it is too light.

Second place: cancer

Cancer jokes are basically pure cold jokes, and the language, tone and facial expressions are very cold. The jump span is very large, so you can say whatever comes to mind suddenly. For example, when everyone was eating, he suddenly saw the bean paste buns on the table and said, "Hey, do you know what potatoes kill buns?" Bean paste bag ... "then I feel very high when I giggle alone, and the people next to me feel uncomfortable if they don't laugh."

R is for jokes ~ a fat man jumped off the top of the twentieth floor and became a dead fat man!

First place: Leo

Leo boys like to be noticed. Jokes are certainly one of the best ways to attract people's attention. Unfortunately, they are not very good at joking with words. In fact, what's even funnier is their action expressions when telling jokes, which is very funny. Everyone laughs at their stupidity when joking. Even though their jokes are cold, they often make everyone laugh, which further stimulates them to continue telling cold jokes everywhere.

R stands for joke ~ There is a duck named Xiao Huang. One day, he was hit by a car. He shouted: Gung! From then on, he became a cucumber!