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1, men are reliable, so I want to be reliable; And women are lovely, so you should be lovely, miss.

2. I hope to be born with Bodhi, who is as beautiful as glass, and Ming Che is flawless inside and outside!

It doesn't matter that there was nothing in the past.

I want to raise a puppy that is fiercer than a big dog.

Five, four seasons are fine, if you are here.

I want to sit in the corner and watch a flower bloom and wither, and then sit in the eternal night. ...

7. Turn another corner and the back will disappear. What happened is just the past. Please tell me how much you have missed. ...

8. I am poor. My servant is poor, too. My gardener is also poor. My driver is also poor.

9. Smile, drink spring wine and pick vegetables from my garden. Xiaoyu, from the east, what a windy day.

10, follow me, there is meat to eat ~

1 1. Look at Ferrari with a spittoon.

12, women have been looking for men all their lives, and finally found that the most man is themselves.

13, I am fat, but I have a collarbone!

14, high education, no income, social pollution, anthomaniac, unmarried older young woman

15, not to say that you don't laugh, but the powder will fall off when you laugh.

16, it doesn't matter that not every apology can be exchanged.

17, a person is willing to wait. Another person is willing to show up.

18, afraid of ugliness, old age and death!

19, I'm dead, I have something to burn, small things evoke souls, and big things dig graves.

20. I even believe that there is a lie hidden in the middle.

2 1, women don't think they are good, they don't have to study, and men don't think they can be ugly if they read well.

22, live to kill people, birds, ghosts

23. The pig with the same name as me, the pig with the same name as me, but I am not a pig, and the pig who thinks I am a pig is the real pig!

24. I want to learn to eat more and sleep more. I want to learn to be ruthless.

25. God will not embarrass simple-minded children.

You shouldn't expect to please everyone, because not everyone is human.

27, grinding scissors, kitchen knife.

28. I hope that one day I can double-click my wallet with my mouse, then select a 100 yuan, hold down "CTRL-C" and then "CTRL-V". ...

Don't mess with me, or I will let you die rhythmically.

30. Put down the stinky tofu eggs and release the hostages!

3 1, look in the mirror like a sow when quiet, and go crazy like a hippo when acting.

32, guest officer, please respect yourself: the little girl only sells herself, not performing arts.

33. There are three great hates in life: one is that you are not hot enough, the other is that you have never been with a handsome guy, and the third is that a bunch of words all look alike.

34. I also know very well what to do after a fire burns out because youth is short.

35. I've been really busy recently, and it's hard to get enough sleep for one day 16 hours.

None of my female netizens have a vision, otherwise I can't be single!

I never doubted that I could find a girlfriend before 20 10!

38. Tell the prince that I am still on the road, and there are snow-capped mountains, rivers, dragons and handsome guys ... It doesn't matter if he continues to sleep to death!

39, rock scissors cloth, whoever loses will take off his pants ~

40. I want to grab the robot cat! !

4 1 and pass are not Communistparty.

42. As long as you scratch the prize area of ██████████, you can win a million prizes!

43. Martial arts is nothing more than a kitchen knife in Gao Qian, and flying skills are nothing more than a bird.

44. When we saw a child on the road, we went over and kicked it to prove that we were not pedophiles …

I feel as if everyone has a crush on me.

46. Find a boyfriend to go up the mountain to cut firewood.

47. I really want to steal sweet potatoes with you.

48, deer deer, sweater pants, flowers on the body, trees on the head.

49, (a college student) minimum goal: peasant woman, mountain spring, a little field.

50, take a kitchen knife to cut the wire, all the way sparks with lightning.

5 1, I have three wishes in my heart: I wish to be rich, I wish to be rich, I wish to be rich.

52. When going out, my husband confessed: drink less and eat more vegetables. Stand up if you can't reach it ~

53. The bridal chamber is invincible

54. I have always had a dream: I fantasize that I am the owner of the landlord's house, and there are thousands of fertile fields at home. All day long, I am ignorant and have nothing to do, leading a group of dog slaves to the streets to flirt with good women.