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What should I do if I meet Sadako?

Question 1: What should I do if I meet Sadako? Don't panic when Sadako climbs out of the TV.

Method 1: Turn off the TV, unplug the bolt and let Zhenzi get stuck in the TV!

Method 2: Move the TV and let the screen hit the wall. When Zhen Zi climbs out, she will definitely bump into a big bag on her head!

Method 3: Put a mirror in front of the screen. Sadako will be scared to death when she climbs out!

Method 4: Put two televisions face to face, and let Mako crawl around between them. Tired and exhausted!

Method 5: put the TV on a high place and let Zhenzi climb out and fall to death!

Method 6: Make the TV set look like a bar, hang it up, climb halfway and kill her!

Method 7: Three people set a table of mahjong and wait for her to come out. She won't refuse if one of the three people is missing!

Method 8: aim the TV at the lit fireplace. ............

Method 9: Hey ~ ~ Why don't you come out? I've been waiting all night. Come on, you're too slow. You're not wearing makeup today. Please have time to make a mask. You look like a ghost. It doesn't matter if you scare me. It's not good to scare the flowers and plants. By the way, didn't your mother come today? .........

Sadako: I went to the wrong place.

Method 10: Stare at the frame that crawled out of the TV: It turns out that there are dinosaurs in Video Girl! !

Sadako: .....

Method 11: Have you eaten today?

Sadako: ......

I didn't eat. Go home for dinner.

Method 12: At that time, Zhenzi was only 0.0 1 cm away from my bed, but after a quarter of the fragrance, the woman fell in love with me completely because I decided to tell a lie. Although I have lied countless times in my life, I think this time is the most perfect …

Sadako: If you take one more step, I'll kill you!

Me: You should do this. I should die. Once there was a sincere love in front of me. I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this. Bite your teeth into my throat! Don't hesitate any longer! If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to that girl: I love you. If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is … ten thousand years!

(The dentures crash to the ground, and Sadako is moved to tears. )

Sadako: So what did you tell your wife?

Even: be sure to explain! So I have to take you back and make it clear to them. I don't care what others say about me, and I'm not afraid that thousands of Qian Qian people will revile me in the future. I want to take it alone.

Sadako: You won't lie to me, will you? Then I'll go back to take a shower and change into a new suit! !

I: shampoo, please. Here, take a bottle of Rejoice to use.

Sadako: You must wait for me! ! ! (Crawl away! )

Question 2: What should I do if I am scared by Sadako? Catch her before she comes out and kick her back into the well.

Question 3: What happens when the twelve constellations meet Sadako? White sheep MM

"Wow, in ghosts! The lamb jumped on the sofa, picked up a mop and held it high. You climb back quickly! Climb back! Or I'll call 1 10! Why don't you go back? I hit, I hit, I hit ... The lamb began to beat hard with a mop.

Sadako: 555555 is so violent ......

Jinniu MM

The brave man looked seriously at Sadako who climbed out of the TV: Who are you? Don't you know it's impolite to run to someone's house without the owner's permission?

Sadako: I am Sadako. ......

Brave: Sadako? I don't know this man. you are talking to the wrong person. Now please get out!

Sadako: ......

Gemini MM

Both of them asked with concern: Sister, who are you? How come I haven't seen you before? Are you here to see me? But why did you climb on the TV instead of leaving the door open? would you like a cup of tea? Black tea or green tea? Cold or hot?

An hour later. ......

So you don't like tea? How about coffee? Brazilian or Italian? Japanese or Irish?

Sadako: 55555555, can't people leave? ......

Cancer MM

Sadako: I am Sadako. ......

Ah ah! ! ! The crab was so scared that it sat on the ground, holding its chest in its hands and shaking constantly.

Sadako: Hey, hey, hey, hey. Finally, I scared someone.

Crab: Sister Sadako, can we go out?

Sadako:?

Crab: My family is still at home. I'm afraid of scaring them, so I think we'd better go out.

Sadako

Lion MM

The lion looked at the half-dead Zhen Zi with a dignified face: How could you break into my bedroom without my permission? Look, you crumpled my sheets, and there is blood all over the floor. Please clean up quickly! Then throw her a rag.

Sadako: ... I'm not a cleaner!

Virgin MM

Sadako: I am Sadako. ......

Virgo frowned and looked at her up and down. How did you get in? Who gave you the key? Your clothes look dirty. Have you washed it? If not, don't sit on my bed, just sit on the bench over there. Also, don't touch my things casually, even if you turn on the TV without my permission!

Sadako: Who is the boss? ......

Libra MM

The scale sat by the phone, anxiously waiting for an answer. Suddenly, the bell rang, and he quickly picked up the phone: hello? Hello? That's weird. Why is nobody talking?

Tianping put the phone down in surprise. Looking back, Zhen Zi stood in front of him with long hair fluttering.

Sadako: I am. ......

Oh! I see. You're a makeup artist, right? I have been waiting for your call! Fish scales took her hand happily.

......& gt& gt

Question 4: What should Sadako do when she comes out of TV? I have a way to cure Zhen Zi. Just hang the TV on the wall. As soon as Sadako came out, she fell on the rocks.

Question 5: How will the twelve constellations react when they meet Zhen Zi Aries?

Wow! ! Ghosts! The lamb jumped on the sofa, picked up a mop and held it high. You climb back, climb back! Or I'll call 1 10! ! What, you're not going back? I hit, I hit, I hit ... and started hitting with a mop.

Sadako: 555555 is so violent …

Taurus constellation

Niu Niu looked at Zhen Zi who climbed out of TV seriously.

Who are you? Don't you know it's impolite to run to someone's house without the owner's permission?

Sadako: I am Sadako. ...

Niu Niu: Sadako? I don't know this man. you are talking to the wrong person. Now please get out!

Sadako: ...

Gemini

Sister, who are you? How come I haven't seen you before? Are you here to see me? But why did you climb on the TV instead of leaving the door open? would you like a cup of tea? Black tea or green tea? Cold or hot? ……

An hour later. ...

So you don't like tea? How about coffee? Brazilian or Italian? Japanese or Irish?

Sadako: 55555555, can't people go? ...

Cancer constellation

Sadako: I am Sadako. ...

Ah ah! ! ! ! The crab was so scared that it sat on the ground, holding its chest in its hands and shaking constantly.

Sadako: Hey hey, I finally scared people.

Crab: Sister Sadako, can we go out?

Sadako:?

Crab: My family is still at home. I'm afraid of scaring them, so I think we'd better go out.

Sadako: ......

Le Signe du Lion

The lion looked at the half-dead Zhen Zi with a dignified face.

How can you break into my bedroom without my permission? Aren't you afraid of me calling the police? Look, my sheets are wrinkled and there is blood all over the floor. Please clean them up quickly! Then throw her a rag.

Sadako: I'm not a cleaner ...

virgo

Sadako: I am Sadako. ...

Virgo frowned and looked at her up and down. How did you get in? Who gave you the key? Your clothes look dirty. Have you washed it? If not, don't sit on my bed, just sit on the bench over there. Also, don't touch my things at will, or even turn on the TV without my permission.

Sadako: Who is the boss? ...

libra

The scale sat by the phone, anxiously waiting for an answer. Suddenly the bell rang and he quickly picked up the phone.

Hello? Hello? That's weird. Why is nobody talking? He put the phone down in surprise and looked back. Sadako stood before him with long hair.

Sadako: I am. ...

Oh, I see. You are a makeup artist, aren't you? I've been waiting for your call, and the scale happily took her hand.

Sadako: I am. ...

No, you are a makeup artist. Why is your image so ugly? Have you put on eye cream? Have you ever trimmed your eyebrows? By the way, what is your hairstyle?

Sadako: ...

Scorpius

Sadako: I am Sadako. ...

The virgin in "Midnight Bell"? Scorpion's eyes widened in surprise. Don't lie to me. How did a real Zhen Zi come to my house? You're pretending!

Sadako: I am really Sadako. ...

......& gt& gt

Question 6: How can a psychopath in the movie commit suicide when he meets a ghost like Sadako, because he is a human being and Sadako is a ghost?

Question 7: My brother accidentally called Mako at home just now, and he was afraid to go out for fear of meeting Mako.

Question 8: My brother accidentally called Sadako at home just now, but he was afraid to go out, fearing that he would meet Sadako. Haha, you exaggerate, dear.

Ghosts only exist in our hearts, and there is no fear in our hearts.

Question 9: What happens when Zhenzi and Kayako meet and they fight? Kayako will win. Because coconuts are bigger than hazelnuts.